Autism Slay The Grand Soycerer: The Forum Game

[Retarded_FAG]

can you guys process the attacks now also sorry for the dislike soyteen liker that was accident i didnt realize until now

 

[Soyteen Liker]

I heal the Soycerer to full hp and begin the game anew!
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The soycerer points towards DA RULES, sad for him!

2. The soycerer nor his constructs cannot be healed.

[Buffering space]

I cast template
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The soycerer shrugs and deletes your post, dealing 0 damage to him but 2 to Luna.
Luna: This reminds me of my pre-transition... am I still a pretty girl Soycerer?
Soycerer: uh sure
Luna: Yay! (Luna gets a visible erection, disturbing the Soycerer to the point where he banishes "her" early)

The soycerer is confused by this and how it's supposed to damage him. It reminds him of vampires so he summons one to replace Luna.

CURRENT HP: 232/250
Vampire: 10/10
Fucked it up award, please ignore

 

[Retarded_FAG]

The soycerer points towards DA RULES, sad for him!
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[Buffering space]

The soycerer shrugs and deletes your post, dealing 0 damage to him but 2 to Luna.
Luna: This reminds me of my pre-transition... am I still a pretty girl Soycerer?
Soycerer: uh sure
Luna: Yay! (Luna gets a visible erection, disturbing the Soycerer to the point where he banishes "her" early)

The soycerer is confused by this and how it's supposed to damage him. It reminds him of vampires so he summons one to replace Luna.

CURRENT HP: 232/250
Vampire: 10/10

You skipped most of the attacks including mine

 

[Soyteen Liker]

You skipped most of the attacks including mine

I did? I didn't see mb

 

[Retarded_FAG]

I did? I didn't see mb

well you gotta redo this because you skipped the other attacks including mine

 

[Soyteen Liker]

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I summon CRYING wizard to distract the sorcerer so I can process a stronger attack
>WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH EVERYONE HERE IS A TIKTOKMIGRANTDISCORDFOODISTGOONERPEDOPHILENIGGEREXCEPTFORMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

The Soycerer is distracted by the baby but otherwise finds it harmless.
Luna: Yeah I'm a gooner. Literally what's wrong with that?

i will have to take drastic measures
i smear shit all over multiple public restroom walls in the form of swastikas and other absurd writings, take several pictures and spam them

The soycerer is too distracted by the baby until Luna tells him about it.
Luna: Should have put it in a diaper to give to my friend Lilith smh!
Soycerer: Your friends are weird.
Luna: Being weird is cool
Soycerer: Whatever, IS THAT SHIT? EEEWWWWWW
He deletes the posts but takes 4 damage first.

Give the soycerer the succ to distract him

The soycerer rejects your advances.
"I'm literally a wizard dude, if you were an oldfag like me you'd know we're sexless beings."
Luna: Magic used to be cool before that stupid TERF JK Rowling ruined it by being a TERF. I WANT. HER. DEAD.

I would like to summon a soyteen liker helper into the game and a jartypedo along with a jassypedo to attack the soycerer

I know this hasn't been added as an official rule yet but player constructs that last more than one round would probably be too OP, sorry Jerry. Maybe @Meursault might have something to say about them.

I cast template
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The soycerer shrugs and deletes your post, dealing 0 damage to him but 2 to Luna.

Luna: This reminds me of my pre-transition... am I still a pretty girl Soycerer?

Soycerer: uh sure

Luna: Yay! (Luna gets a visible erection, disturbing the Soycerer to the point where he banishes "her" early)

The soycerer is confused by this and how it's supposed to damage him. It reminds him of vampires so he summons one to replace Luna.

CURRENT HP: 228/250
Vampire: 10/10

 

[Goot]

The Soycerer is distracted by the wizard but otherwise finds it harmless.
Luna: Yeah I'm a gooner. Literally what's wrong with that?

The soycerer is too distracted by the wizard until Luna tells him about it.
Luna: Should have put it in a thaumaturgy wand to give to my friend Lilith smh!
Soycerer: Your friends are weird.
Luna: Being weird is cool
Soycerer: Whatever, IS THAT SHIT? EEEWWWWWW
He deletes the posts but takes 4 damage first.

The soycerer rejects your advances.
"I'm literally a wizard dude, if you were an oldfag like me you'd know we're sexless beings."
Luna: Magic used to be cool before that stupid TERF JK Rowling ruined it by being a TERF. I WANT. HER. DEAD.

I know this hasn't been added as an official rule yet but player constructs that last more than one round would probably be too OP, sorry Jerry. Maybe @Meursault might have something to say about them.

The soycerer shrugs and deletes your post, dealing 0 damage to him but 2 to Luna.

Luna: This reminds me of my pre-transition... am I still a pretty girl Soycerer?

Soycerer: uh sure

Luna: Yay! (Luna gets a visible erection, disturbing the Soycerer to the point where he banishes "her" early)

The soycerer is confused by this and how it's supposed to damage him. It reminds him of vampires so he summons one to replace Luna.

CURRENT HP: 228/250
Vampire: 10/10

it's le 8 bit theme song or however le JRPG 8bit retro trooncore boss is battled

 

[Soyteen Liker]

it's le 8 bit theme song or however le JRPG 8bit retro trooncore boss is battled

Yeah but how is that an attack?

 

[Goot]

Yeah but how is that an attack?

the template was an attack in an attemp to trap the sourcerer within the template due to it's voidlike charachterisitcs, but it failed

 

[Retarded_FAG]

The Soycerer is distracted by the wizard but otherwise finds it harmless.
Luna: Yeah I'm a gooner. Literally what's wrong with that?

The soycerer is too distracted by the wizard until Luna tells him about it.
Luna: Should have put it in a thaumaturgy wand to give to my friend Lilith smh!
Soycerer: Your friends are weird.
Luna: Being weird is cool
Soycerer: Whatever, IS THAT SHIT? EEEWWWWWW
He deletes the posts but takes 4 damage first.

The soycerer rejects your advances.
"I'm literally a wizard dude, if you were an oldfag like me you'd know we're sexless beings."
Luna: Magic used to be cool before that stupid TERF JK Rowling ruined it by being a TERF. I WANT. HER. DEAD.

I know this hasn't been added as an official rule yet but player constructs that last more than one round would probably be too OP, sorry Jerry. Maybe @Meursault might have something to say about them.

The soycerer shrugs and deletes your post, dealing 0 damage to him but 2 to Luna.

Luna: This reminds me of my pre-transition... am I still a pretty girl Soycerer?

Soycerer: uh sure

Luna: Yay! (Luna gets a visible erection, disturbing the Soycerer to the point where he banishes "her" early)

The soycerer is confused by this and how it's supposed to damage him. It reminds him of vampires so he summons one to replace Luna.

CURRENT HP: 228/250
Vampire: 10/10

can i cast the pedo owner of the jassy into the game or a jassy janny if so i want to cast one of them

 

[Soyteen Liker]

can i cast the pedo owner of the jassy into the game or a jassy janny if so i want to cast one of them

I'm talking with Meursault about it. For now, when you summon a character describe what they'll do instead of having them be their own separate entity

 

[centurywalker]

I chant amen amen gospel amen and summon white glint to do carpet bombing and air assault

Next, put up pro donald trump infographic to make the soycerer experiece a status effect called tds ( cumulative hp drain caused by mental damage at the cost of increased dodge chance)

 

[Retarded_FAG]

I'm talking with Meursault about it. For now, when you summon a character describe what they'll do instead of having them be their own separate entity

how did the talks go

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

rip off

 

[Soyteen Liker]

I chant amen amen gospel amen and summon white glint to do carpet bombing and air assault
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Next, put up pro donald trump infographic to make the soycerer experiece a status effect called tds ( cumulative hp drain caused by mental damage at the cost of increased dodge chance)

New rule edit: More than 1 attack per post will be discouraged from now on to make it easier for us to process attacks and to encourage players to use gemmy attacks instead of just spamming them. Meursault will be processing your attack shortly though.

how did the talks go

He agreed with me, he doesn't want player constructs

 

[Retarded_FAG]

can i cast soyteen liker and meursault to attack soycerer?

 

[Soyteen Liker]

can i cast soyteen liker and meursault to attack soycerer?

Sure but you have to describe how we'd attack the soycerer

 

[Retarded_FAG]

Sure but you have to describe how we'd attack the soycerer

using soyteen liker moves and meursault moves

 

[Retarded_FAG]

using soyteen liker moves and meursault moves

dont you know your own moves soyteen liker

 

[Soyteen Liker]

dont you know your own moves soyteen liker

What does that even mean? You have to describe the attack itself