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Autism Slay The Grand Soycerer: The Forum Game

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I summon CRYING BABY to distract the sorcerer so I can process a stronger attack
>WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH EVERYONE HERE IS A TIKTOKMIGRANTDISCORDFOODISTGOONERPEDOPHILENIGGEREXCEPTFORMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 
i will have to take drastic measures
i smear shit all over multiple public restroom walls in the form of swastikas and other absurd writings, take several pictures and spam them
 
I grab a UMP45, mount a flashlight to it, and storm the tunnel complex so I can give the Soycerer the iron supplements he's been missing, in pill form, delivered with experimental new Just Shoot The FuckerTM technology
Thrown storms the tunnel ump45 with a flashlight in hand and iron pills in bag

The Soycerer ends up noticing the footsteps and slowly begins collapsing the tunnel

GRAND SOYCERER: I'm not letting you any closer, I don't need those damn pills especially from you.

as thrown approaches the collapsing tunnel he starts shooting blindly, hoping one lands

just in time one pill shot manages to hit the soycerer dealing 3 damage just as the tunnel is about to collapse

while the tunnel collapses the Soycerer ends up finding a crater left behind by last attack and escapes through there

As the soycerer returns above ground, he ganders upon the hell left by the orbital bombardment distracted by that

while that happens "Luna's"' sobbing session seems to be meeting its end

LUNA:I'm done now.. I think, now where is that soycerer? I need to help him


CURRENT HP: 237/250
"LUNA" THE DISCORD TRANNY: 4/10


The soycerer is distracted for next turn

@Soyteen Liker
doing good so far
 
Thrown storms the tunnel ump45 with a flashlight in hand and iron pills in bag

The Soycerer ends up noticing the footsteps and slowly begins collapsing the tunnel

GRAND SOYCERER: I'm not letting you any closer, I don't need those damn pills especially from you.

as thrown approaches the collapsing tunnel he starts shooting blindly, hoping one lands

just in time one pill shot manages to hit the soycerer dealing 3 damage just as the tunnel is about to collapse

while the tunnel collapses the Soycerer ends up finding a crater left behind by last attack and escapes through there

As the soycerer returns above ground, he ganders upon the hell left by the orbital bombardment distracted by that

while that happens "Luna's"' sobbing session seems to be meeting its end

LUNA:I'm done now.. I think, now where is that soycerer? I need to help him


CURRENT HP: 237/250
"LUNA" THE DISCORD TRANNY: 4/10


The soycerer is distracted for next turn

@Soyteen Liker
doing good so far
Yeah, I'll add you to the OP so people know your attacks are official
 
attack with an INCOMPREHENSIBLE WOWJAK
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While the sorcerer views his charred surroundings

In the distance a jak approaches his eyes in swirls, a fish bowl he carries , while a cat follows from behind the jak eagerly awaiting its dinner

GRAND SOYCERER:What a mess now where has that tranny gone to?

As the jak approaches the unaware soycerer from behind, he charges and throws the bowl at the sorcerer dunking him in fish and water

After this act the jak dashes from the chaos that is about to ensue.

The cat in an attempt to find any trace of its meal, mauls the soysorcer causing him to take 5 damage

GRAND SOYCERER:ACK!!! that hurts get off of me.

As this goes on the tranny "Luna" hears this commotion causing xir to run directly to that location

The smell of charcoal and fish, continuing to become more apparent as the tranny got closer

Just as the soysocrer manages to fend off the cat, the tranny spots him runs towards him with open arms.

LUNA: SOYSOCER!!! do you need any hrt?

GRAND SOYCERER: ahh its you protect me from these damn fiends

LUNA: umm i'll try this time for sure.


CURRENT HP: 232/250
"LUNA" THE DISCORD TRANNY: 4/10

@Soyteen Liker
so far so good
i'll be doing more processing tomorrow.
 
while the sorcerer views his charred surroundings

in the distance a jak approaches his eyes in swirls, a fish bowl he carries , while a cat follows from behind the jak eagerly awaiting its dinner

GRAND SOYCERER:What a mess now where has that tranny gone to?

as the jak approaches the unaware soycerer from behind, he charges and throws the bowl at the sorcerer dunking him in fish and water

after this act the jak dashes from the chaos that is about to ensue.

the cat in an attempt to find any trace of its meal, mauls the soysorcer causing him to take 5 damage

GRAND SOYCERER:ACK!!! that hurts get off of me.

as this goes on the tranny "Luna" hears this commotion causing xir to run directly to that location

the smell of charcoal and fish, continuing to become more apparent as the tranny got closer

just as the soysocrer manages to fend off the cat, the tranny spots him runs towards him with open arms.

LUNA: SOYSOCER!!! do you need any hrt?

GRAND SOYCERER: ahh its you protect me from these damn fiends

LUNA: umm i'll try this time for sure.


CURRENT HP: 232/250
"LUNA" THE DISCORD TRANNY: 4/10

@Soyteen Liker
so far so good
i'll be doing more processing tomorrow.
It's good, just capitalize the beginning of your sentences
 
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