Autism Slay The Grand Soycerer: The Forum Game

[Soyteen Liker]

Who is Cedric marge

 

[MeursaultLE]

Who is Cedric marge

@jimbo
you know oneshot lore right?
enlighten me

 

[jimbo]

Who is Cedric marge

the author's son who's a pilot slash mechanic

 

[SUPERCELLEX]

Hitler's pet Sylveon shows up and hangs the Soycerer

 

[Retarded_FAG]

i would like to portal a very deep part of jupiter to create a portal that will suck the vampire and maybe the soycerer into that part of jupiter due to the gravity pull from the portal and then be crushed under jupiter's strong gravity and pressure

 

[SUPERCELLEX]

niko steals cedric's plane and kamikazes it into the soycerer before parachuting out

destroyed the only plane in that world award

 

[centurywalker]

At a nearby airstrip Niko prepares his assault

Cedric: Niko you fucking nigger that my plane!!!

As the plane takes off it seems to be headed straight for the soycerer

Soycerer:...is that a plane headed here? sans do something!!

sans: I'm almost done eating..let me finish.

Soycerer:...damn it vampire do something!!!

Vampire:...let me think

Right as the plane is about to crash land on the soycerer, Niko finally decides to parachute out landing safely on a nearby crater

Soycerer:...Fuck this is gonna hurt..both of you hide behind me

As the plane explodes into a massive fireball plane chunks flying everywhere , it deals 5 damage to the soycerer,

Soycerer:...*cough* damn you guys alright?

sans: damn that was a good hotdog, i could go for another one.

Vampire: fine as wine... how about you soycerer?

Soycerer:...last chance vampire protect me or you're gone.

Vampire:...I'll try

CURRENT HP: 205/250
Vampire: 10/10
sans: 1/1

I do a triple backflip before shooting the grand soycerer in the head with a shotgun that contains dragon’s breath

 

[SUPERCELLEX]

destroyed the only plane in that world award

The best part is you could've done a makeshift bombing run with molotovs but you're a retard and needed a walkthrough to finish oneraisin so you didn't think of that
>jartycucked for telling the truth

 

[MeursaultLE]

I called upon stone cold steve austin to beat up the grand soycerer and sans

From afar stone cold approaches one beer in hand and a fist in the other.

Soycerer: Shit.. he's coming vampire do something.

Vampire: alright alright....(damn what do I do fuck.)

The vampire decides to slowly approach stone cold for a confrontation.

sans:...what's he doing?

Soycerer: I don't know...lets just watch.
.
.
The confrontation slowly begins

The vampire attempts a swift evade, only for stone cold to smash his beer on the vampire's head, downing the vampire instantly.

Stone cold then prepares his fists and proceeds to mercilessly attack the vampire while he's down dealing a horrifying 8 damage!.

The Soycerer and sans could do nothing but watch as the vampire was beaten to near death.

This bloody beatdown soon comes to an end leaving stone cold exhausted and the vampire knocked out.

Soycerer: shit at least he did something...fuck can you get him for me?

sans: the vampire? no chance I'm not going there, you go get him.

Soycerer:..dam i'll figure something out

(The vampire is out for the next 2 turns!)

CURRENT HP: 205/250
Vampire: 2/10 (knocked out)
sans: 1/1

 

[MeursaultLE]

@jimbo kys
you try processing

 

[Soyteen Liker]

i would like to portal a very deep part of jupiter to create a portal that will suck the vampire and maybe the soycerer into that part of jupiter due to the gravity pull from the portal and then be crushed under jupiter's strong gravity and pressure

You create the portal but unfortunately you only had one end and it's on Jupiter.

sans: did you guys feel that?
Soycerer: Nope, what are you talking about?
sans: nevermind, i thought there was a meteor or something.
Soycerer: Oh okay.

I do a triple backflip before shooting the grand soycerer in the head with a shotgun that contains dragon’s breath.

Soycerer: Sans, look at that!
sans: man, that's cool and all but -
Sans uses his gaster blaster and blasts oxamrazor into oblivion because he took too long doing the triple backflip.
Soycerer: Thanks, sans.
sans: no problem
Soycerer: What the hell is this? A shotgun with no bullets?
sans: It has a weird gas inside apparently, should I breathe it in?
Soycerer: SANS NO!
Sans takes apart the shotgun, breathes in the dragon's breath and turns a ghastly green.
Soycerer: What the fuck? A green skeleton?
sans: man it would have been cooler if i was blue like my eye
Soycerer: Sans I hope you're okay
sans: I just need a little rest... I'll be -
He perishes into dust. The soycerer takes 1 damage for emotional pain.
Soycerer: My friend!

CURRENT HP: 204/250
Vampire: 2/10 (knocked out)

 

[Retarded_FAG]

You create the portal but unfortunately you only had one end and it's on Jupiter.

didnt i make the 2 portals?

 

[Soyteen Liker]

i dont think thats how it works

You didn't mention the Earth portal doe

 

[Retarded_FAG]

You didn't mention the Earth portal doe

can i correct it?

 

[Soyteen Liker]

can i correct it?

Nah the round already ended, do a different attack geg

 

[Retarded_FAG]

if possible i would like to bring in feraljak with armor and a sword to attack the soycerer

 

[GauntletThrown]

I shoot the soycerer

 

[Soyteen Liker]

I shoot the soycerer

That's it? I don't want to be rude but the point of the game is to be creative

 

[MeursaultLE]

That's it? I don't want to be rude but the point of the game is to be creative

>I don't want to be rude
But I will @GauntletThrown what kinda firearm doe?

 

[GauntletThrown]

>I don't want to be rude
But I will @GauntletThrown what kinda firearm doe?

pretty sure i gave myself a UMP45 because i just have one, okay?