Autism Slay The Grand Soycerer: The Forum Game

[MeursaultLE]

I shoot the soycerer

Thrown appears from the collapsed remains of the soycerer's tunnel complex

Soycerer: tch not you again..

UMP45 in hand once more, Thrown begins a slow march while preparing a singular deadly shot towards the soycerer.

In a last ditch effort again, the soycerer prepares a stronger shield, this time made out of iron

With his finger on the trigger and knee on the ground, Thrown takes the shot at the soycerer's shield

As the bullet makes contact with the shield, it ricochets back into the ump45 causing the firearm to explode, killing Thrown and launching gun scarps into the air.

With the gun scraps raining down on the soycerer, it ends up dealing a measly 1 damage

Soycerer:...huh that's it? I guess my shield worked this time.

Vampire:...fuck my head..that hurt.

Soycerer:...Vampire have you finally awoken?

The vampire begins to slowly stand up, limping towards the soycerer.

Soycerer: Great now that you're awake you can defend me.

Vampire:..fine

The vampire has returned to battle!

CURRENT HP: 203/250
Vampire: 2/10

 

[GauntletThrown]

nuh uh
>plot armor activates
because my death was obscured i survive with just a few scratches. it's pretty much a law in any fictional media, including forum roleplaying.
anyways i'm gonna grab the Shield of No U that's coincidentally lying around and bash the soycerer in the nuts with it

 

[SprokemowerMan]

From the distance, I summon a big soylent missile to fire at the soycerer. Its trajectory is a parabola, or like a grenade, so it still explodes near him if he can dodge.

 

[SprokemowerMan]

Since this is a roleplay, I'll create a character.
My character dons a suit of gemerald armor, and rides an armored horse named Sneed. My character has a longbow, a battle-axe, and a belt equipped with various soy-related gadgets. He's come to support our heroes in battle.

 

[dino]

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[centurywalker]

i ran over the grand soycerer with an m1 abrams

 

[Chvd33p]

>sorcerer still over 200 health
Ohnononono