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Autism Slay The Grand Soycerer: The Forum Game

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oxamrazor said:
I chant amen amen gospel amen and summon white glint to do carpet bombing and air assault
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Next, put up pro donald trump infographic to make the soycerer experiece a status effect called tds ( cumulative hp drain caused by mental damage at the cost of increased dodge chance)
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From the skies appears white glint fast approaching with a chant growing ever closer

THE GRAND SOYCERCER: do you hear that too sounds like a chant?

VAMPIRE: I think I heard it to...Oh hey an infographic

Suddenly a screen with an infographic appears before the two, sounds of a Donald Trump campaign ad starts to encroach their ears

THE GRAND SOYCERCER: Man I'm not watching that I fucking hate that tangerine tyrant

As the sorcerer destroys the infographic before them, the sounds are enough to drown white glints fast approach

VAMPIRE: you didn't have to do that

Distracted by that, white glint prepares his air assault on the soycerer

The sounds of missiles and gunfire soon fill the air a faint chant can be heard too. all directed at the soycerer

THE GRAND SOYCERCER: Goddamn it not another bombardment

THE VAMPIRE: fuck this I'm outta here.

The vampire flees quickly into a crater staying there for the next turn

THE GRAND SOYCERCER: THAT WAS MY HIDING PLACE ASSHOLE

As the missiles and gunfire finally finish up hitting the soycerer, he is left taking 7 damage from it.

THE GRAND SOYCERCER: That hurt I really need better constructs


CURRENT HP: 221/250
Vampire: 10/10

The vampire is hidden for the next turn

@Soyteen Liker
you need to find some people willing to help
you're killing me here
 
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Meursault said:
From the skies appears white glint fast approaching with a chant growing ever closer

THE GRAND SOYCERCER: do you hear that too sounds like a chant?

VAMPIRE: I think I heard it to...Oh hey an infographic

Suddenly a screen with an infographic appears before the two, sounds of a Donald Trump campaign ad starts to encroach their ears

THE GRAND SOYCERCER: Man I'm not watching that I fucking hate that tangerine tyrant

As the sorcerer destroys the infographic before them, the sounds are enough to drown white glints fast approach

VAMPIRE: you didn't have to do that

Distracted by that, white glint prepares his air assault

The sounds of missiles and gunfire soon fill the air a faint chant can be heard too. all directed at the soycerer

THE GRAND SOYCERCER: Goddamn it not another bombardment

THE VAMPIRE: fuck this I'm outta here.

The vampire flees quickly into a crater staying there for the next turn

THE GRAND SOYCERCER: THAT WAS MY HIDING PLACE ASSHOLE

As the missiles and gunfire finally finish up hitting the soycerer, he is left taking 7 damage from it.

THE GRAND SOYCERCER: That hurt I really need better constructs


CURRENT HP: 221/250
Vampire: 10/10

@Soyteen Liker
you need to find some people willing to help
you're killing me here
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a cartoon character says dies from cringe in front of a brick wall .
 
jimbo said:
i summon niko to rain hellfire on the soycerer
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The Soycerer is afraid but the Vampire tells him something vital.
Vampire: As a vampire myself, I can't go outside during the day and that means I have to be a basement dweller who plays video games all day long. I've actually played OneShot before and read their wiki and Niko has no skills called hellfire.
Soycerer: Ah thank you Vampire, you're actually useful for once.
Vampire: No problem, I know a lot about indie games.
He pulls up a picture of sans undertale.
Vampire: Summon this guy, I had a dream last night that there would be an attack he would be useful to block against.
The soycerer summons sans undertale!
jerry_blevins said:
ok can i cast a portal i would like to cast projectiles to throw at the soycerer at high speeds by using the portal gun to speed up the projectiles to high speeds
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Vampire: Watch out, soycerer!
The portal blocks start hitting the soycerer, 3 for 1 damage each until the soycerer calls out for sans.
Soycerer: Sans, I don't play troonslop so I don't know your powers.
sans: i need a hotdog right now
Soycerer: NOOOO SANS DEFEND ME!
sans: nah
Vampire: Ugh fine I'll get you one

The vampire turns into a bat and locates the nearest hot dog stand, although it's going to take a round for him to come back and give it to Sans. Fortunately for the Soycerer, jerry has run out of projectiles.

CURRENT HP: 218/250
Vampire: 10/10 (off the stage)
sans: 1/1 (hungry)
 
Soyteen Liker said:
The Soycerer is afraid but the Vampire tells him something vital.
Vampire: As a vampire myself, I can't go outside during the day and that means I have to be a basement dweller who plays video games all day long. I've actually played OneShot before and read their wiki and Niko has no skills called hellfire.
Soycerer: Ah thank you Vampire, you're actually useful for once.
Vampire: No problem, I know a lot about indie games.
He pulls up a picture of sans undertale.
Vampire: Summon this guy, I had a dream last night that there would be an attack he would be useful to block against.
The soycerer summons sans undertale!

Vampire: Watch out, soycerer!
The portal blocks start hitting the soycerer, 3 for 1 damage each until the soycerer calls out for sans.
Soycerer: Sans, I don't play troonslop so I don't know your powers.
sans: i need a hotdog right now
Soycerer: NOOOO SANS DEFEND ME!
sans: nah
Vampire: Ugh fine I'll get you one

The vampire turns into a bat and locates the nearest hot dog stand, although it's going to take a round for him to come back and give it to Sans. Fortunately for the Soycerer, jerry has run out of projectiles.

CURRENT HP: 218/250
Vampire: 10/10 (off the stage)
sans: 1/1 (hungry)
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now i would like to portal the sun surface's as a super powerful laserbeam at the soycerer
 
Soyteen Liker said:
The Soycerer is afraid but the Vampire tells him something vital.
Vampire: As a vampire myself, I can't go outside during the day and that means I have to be a basement dweller who plays video games all day long. I've actually played OneShot before and read their wiki and Niko has no skills called hellfire.
Soycerer: Ah thank you Vampire, you're actually useful for once.
Vampire: No problem, I know a lot about indie games.
He pulls up a picture of sans undertale.
Vampire: Summon this guy, I had a dream last night that there would be an attack he would be useful to block against.
The soycerer summons sans undertale!
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niko steals cedric's plane and kamikazes it into the soycerer before parachuting out
 
Soyteen Liker said:
The Soycerer is afraid but the Vampire tells him something vital.
Vampire: As a vampire myself, I can't go outside during the day and that means I have to be a basement dweller who plays video games all day long. I've actually played OneShot before and read their wiki and Niko has no skills called hellfire.
Soycerer: Ah thank you Vampire, you're actually useful for once.
Vampire: No problem, I know a lot about indie games.
He pulls up a picture of sans undertale.
Vampire: Summon this guy, I had a dream last night that there would be an attack he would be useful to block against.
The soycerer summons sans undertale!

Vampire: Watch out, soycerer!
The portal blocks start hitting the soycerer, 3 for 1 damage each until the soycerer calls out for sans.
Soycerer: Sans, I don't play troonslop so I don't know your powers.
sans: i need a hotdog right now
Soycerer: NOOOO SANS DEFEND ME!
sans: nah
Vampire: Ugh fine I'll get you one

The vampire turns into a bat and locates the nearest hot dog stand, although it's going to take a round for him to come back and give it to Sans. Fortunately for the Soycerer, jerry has run out of projectiles.

CURRENT HP: 218/250
Vampire: 10/10 (off the stage)
sans: 1/1 (hungry)
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I called upon stone cold steve austin to beat up the grand soycerer and sans
 
SoytanEnthusiast said:
I'd like to attempt a soyduel with the soycerer.
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Enthusiast approaches the soycerer starting off a soyduel with NAS?

Soycerer: Wow nas...I already won this duel, but I don't see how this is supposed to hurt me.. I do look like that though.

jerry_blevins said:
now i would like to portal the sun surface's as a super powerful laserbeam at the soycerer
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High in the sky a portal opens

Soon a Powerful laserbeam straight from the sun arises from the portal directly headed aimed at the soycerer

Soycerer: Not another bombardment fuck this...

In a last ditch effort to defend himself from the imminent bombardment

The Soycerer builds a shield made of metal and earth.

Soycerer: maybe this will keep me safe

As the lasterbeam slowly passes through it destroys the shield instantly, eviscerating the Soycerer and his surroundings dealing a whooping 8 damage

Soycerer: Man that fucking hurt a lot, what is up with these bombardments..damn.

As the soycerer laments about this attack, the vampire (no longer a bat) returns carrying a hotdog

Vampire: hey I'm ba..What happened here?

Soycerer: ...just give sans his hotdog already?

sans: hey got that hotdog?.. cool let me finish it first

Vampire: how long will it take?

sans: not too long...I think ( sans will be unavailable for next turn until he finishes his lunch)


CURRENT HP: 210/250
Vampire: 10/10
sans: 1/1 (eating in progress)

@Soyteen Liker
how did you rope me into this again?
 
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jimbo said:
niko steals cedric's plane and kamikazes it into the soycerer before parachuting out
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At a nearby airstrip Niko prepares his assault

Cedric: Niko you fucking nigger that my plane!!!

As the plane takes off it seems to be headed straight for the soycerer

Soycerer:...is that a plane headed here? sans do something!!

sans: I'm almost done eating..let me finish.

Soycerer:...damn it vampire do something!!!

Vampire:...let me think

Right as the plane is about to crash land on the soycerer, Niko finally decides to parachute out landing safely on a nearby crater

Soycerer:...Fuck this is gonna hurt..both of you hide behind me

As the plane explodes into a massive fireball plane chunks flying everywhere , it deals 5 damage to the soycerer,

Soycerer:...*cough* damn you guys alright?

sans: damn that was a good hotdog, i could go for another one.

Vampire: fine as wine... how about you soycerer?

Soycerer:...last chance vampire protect me or you're gone.

Vampire:...I'll try

CURRENT HP: 205/250
Vampire: 10/10
sans: 1/1
 

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