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Redditor said:
I saw a post earlier stating that this site is slow, so why not bring some newGODs to the Shlog to gem things up a bit?

There's a huge offsite soyjakking community on Twitter and TikTok, I've already datamined these people in the past and the most common reasons for not using the Sharty were:
  • Gore/DNB
  • Coinslot
  • Extreme racism (they're fine with ironic racism)
Do you know which official Soysphere website has gore and Coinslot banned? The Soyjak Blog! This website is perfect for them. And by them, according to my datamine, most of these offsiters are brown drawfag foids, and the others being scenecore/4larp females and males. Some of them are also pooners and homosexuals, which are welcomed here!

So all that needs to be done is to create promotional media, shill it to offsiters, so the Shlog can get more users, and therefore more activity. Some of these drawfag foids that claimed to have visited the Sharty at least once or use soyjaks that I've seen have huge followings, so they have huge shilling potential. Who knows, we might even beat the Sharty in activity.

ITT: We brainstorm ideas and concepts to bring newGODs to the Shlog, from the scale of black Healthy African to Deadest Rotting African, I'd say this site currently sits at a Sick Weak African. Not bad, but lets get the site activity score to Heathy African! I'll also try and contribute by creating some promotional media whenever I'm not busy (which is rarely) to help shill.

Some good characteristics about the Shlog that might be appealing to newGODs:
  • Very diverse community. We have every skin color (except black) in the rainbow on the Shlog. We also have pooners too, we are a very welcoming community.
  • Lots of things to do. Plenty of old fun threads to necrobump, as well as the opportunity to create new discussions, serious or just goofing off.
  • Nothing bad really happens on the Shlog, the only risk this site poses is having a groomer try and groom (You) o algo.
  • Porn-free
    • Excluding occasional crude MS PAINT bbc drawings, but I don't think that counts.
  • Gore-free
  • Entertaining. Grab a bucket of popcorn and enjoy the latest 'cord drama poopflinging on derailed threads.
  • Lots of original content.
>Buh Buh Buh 'der offsiters are gonna coal this place up!
No, they will GEM this place up.
BRING ALL THE OFFSITERS!
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I should print schlog posters and put them up at random places geg.
 
Redditor said:
I saw a post earlier stating that this site is slow, so why not bring some newGODs to the Shlog to gem things up a bit?

There's a huge offsite soyjakking community on Twitter and TikTok, I've already datamined these people in the past and the most common reasons for not using the Sharty were:
  • Gore/DNB
  • Coinslot
  • Extreme racism (they're fine with ironic racism)
Do you know which official Soysphere website has gore and Coinslot banned? The Soyjak Blog! This website is perfect for them. And by them, according to my datamine, most of these offsiters are brown drawfag foids, and the others being scenecore/4larp females and males. Some of them are also pooners and homosexuals, which are welcomed here!

So all that needs to be done is to create promotional media, shill it to offsiters, so the Shlog can get more users, and therefore more activity. Some of these drawfag foids that claimed to have visited the Sharty at least once or use soyjaks that I've seen have huge followings, so they have huge shilling potential. Who knows, we might even beat the Sharty in activity.

ITT: We brainstorm ideas and concepts to bring newGODs to the Shlog, from the scale of black Healthy African to Deadest Rotting African, I'd say this site currently sits at a Sick Weak African. Not bad, but lets get the site activity score to Heathy African! I'll also try and contribute by creating some promotional media whenever I'm not busy (which is rarely) to help shill.

Some good characteristics about the Shlog that might be appealing to newGODs:
  • Very diverse community. We have every skin color (except black) in the rainbow on the Shlog. We also have pooners too, we are a very welcoming community.
  • Lots of things to do. Plenty of old fun threads to necrobump, as well as the opportunity to create new discussions, serious or just goofing off.
  • Nothing bad really happens on the Shlog, the only risk this site poses is having a groomer try and groom (You) o algo.
  • Porn-free
    • Excluding occasional crude MS PAINT bbc drawings, but I don't think that counts.
  • Gore-free
  • Entertaining. Grab a bucket of popcorn and enjoy the latest 'cord drama poopflinging on derailed threads.
  • Lots of original content.
>Buh Buh Buh 'der offsiters are gonna coal this place up!
No, they will GEM this place up.
BRING ALL THE OFFSITERS!
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Scenecore is awesome btw.
 
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Redditor said:
I'm not a drawfaggot so excuse the crude MS PAINTery, but this is what I had in mind. An ugly, smelly, room-dwelling, mouth-breather, NEET who over-obsesses RNCA drama and documents every bit of it in xer blog. Yeah, after further thinking having an ugly slob as a mascot isn't a good look.
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Actually, if I made xer brown and a bit fatter this would be STL.
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This is so heckin valid and gemmy, trannies will join when they see this style of validating and affirming art being posted here
 
SINO_II said:
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This is so heckin valid and gemmy, trannies will join when they see this style of validating and affirming art being posted here
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That PFP almost made me wish I stuck with my crimson fucker gimmick. But after watching an episode of Harvey birdman attorney at law I had an urge to revive this gimmick.
 
Redditor said:
With ✡️✡️✡️ in charge, you can't get rid of them when they show up because that's censorship lmao.

But in serious, these faggy people can be very talented and can make pretty good stuff when locked in. For example: Fembooru.
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keep seething little nigger, faggots always end up being banned for rule 2
 

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