Coal Project newGOD

[Stephen]

Didnt read all those pages, but do this

 

[Mist]

Here's a concept of a mascot for the Shlog because all nameBVLLs look like this (unlike anonsissies)
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Won't work. Needs to be something cute with a fancy design and artstyle. Maybe I'll work something up when I'll have the time to.

 

[Iberrhea]

Won't work. Needs to be something cute with a fancy design and artstyle. Maybe I'll work something up when I'll have the time to.

I thought of Nate wearing a formal suit, as the shlog is property of the sharty so the representation of a shlogger should look similar to the ones from the sharty
I could call him "Kate", Kate Hikes. Should be Nate's twin and more sofisticated brother.

 

[Iberrhea]

This is a second design.
To try distinguish Kate from Nate.

 

[Iberrhea]

I can draw them with a cute and fancy artstyle but first I need approval of those concepts

 

[Fagon]

I thought of Nate wearing a formal suit, as the shlog is property of the sharty so the representation of a shlogger should look similar to the ones from the sharty
I could call him "Kate", Kate Hikes. Should be Nate's twin and more sofisticated brother.
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should say 8 months doe

 

[Iberrhea]

should say 8 months doe

I know, it's just mere concept art

 

[Redditor]

Here's a concept of a mascot for the Shlog because all nameBVLLs look like this (unlike anonsissies)
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The middle leg is his BWC btw since it's so big it needs a shoe.

I thought of Nate wearing a formal suit, as the shlog is property of the sharty so the representation of a shlogger should look similar to the ones from the sharty
I could call him "Kate", Kate Hikes. Should be Nate's twin and more sophisticated brother.
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This is a second design.
To try to distinguish Kate from Nate.
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Just like my hekkerino /r/teenagers mascots from Reddit! We also do look like this.

Originally for a mascot, I was thinking of a version of Kate Hikes as a sloppy NEET with an Instant camera and notebook, taking shots of every namefag drama and writing blogs on the notebook. But these are great too and shows our high intelligence compared to Anonsissies.

 

[Redditor]

Originally for a mascot, I was thinking of a version of Kate Hikes as a sloppy NEET with an Instant camera and notebook, taking shots of every namefag drama and writing blogs on the notebook. But these are great too and shows our high intelligence compared to Anonsissies.

I'm not a drawfaggot so excuse the crude MS PAINTery, but this is what I had in mind. An ugly, smelly, room-dwelling, mouth-breather, NEET who over-obsesses RNCA drama and documents every bit of it in xer blog. Yeah, after further thinking having an ugly slob as a mascot isn't a good look.

Actually, if I made xer brown and a bit fatter this would be STL.

 

[ShartistaniPatriot]

newARYANS good because im one

 

[greg]

 

[Iberrhea]

I'm not a drawfaggot so excuse the crude MS PAINTery, but this is what I had in mind. An ugly, smelly, room-dwelling, mouth-breather, NEET who over-obsesses RNCA drama and documents every bit of it in xer blog. Yeah, after further thinking having an ugly slob as a mascot isn't a good look.
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Actually, if I made xer brown and a bit fatter this would be STL.

Gem but make it look less miserable. Even doe 99.9% of shloggers actually look like that and do that and say that GEGEG

 

[Mist]

I'm not a drawfaggot so excuse the crude MS PAINTery, but this is what I had in mind. An ugly, smelly, room-dwelling, mouth-breather, NEET who over-obsesses RNCA drama and documents every bit of it in xer blog. Yeah, after further thinking having an ugly slob as a mascot isn't a good look.
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Actually, if I made xer brown and a bit fatter this would be STL.

Yep. I think it's gemmy.

 

[Redditor]

Replaced SoyGirl with the new emblem.

 

[terrycrews]

I'm not a drawfaggot so excuse the crude MS PAINTery, but this is what I had in mind. An ugly, smelly, room-dwelling, mouth-breather, NEET who over-obsesses RNCA drama and documents every bit of it in xer blog. Yeah, after further thinking having an ugly slob as a mascot isn't a good look.
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Actually, if I made xer brown and a bit fatter this would be STL.

bring this creature back

 

[(In)CelibatePsycho]

I saw a post earlier stating that this site is slow, so why not bring some newGODs to the Shlog to gem things up a bit?

There's a huge offsite soyjakking community on Twitter and TikTok, I've already datamined these people in the past and the most common reasons for not using the Sharty were:

• Gore/DNB
• Coinslot
• Extreme racism (they're fine with ironic racism)

Do you know which official Soysphere website has gore and Coinslot banned? The Soyjak Blog! This website is perfect for them. And by them, according to my datamine, most of these offsiters are brown drawfag foids, and the others being scenecore/4larp females and males. Some of them are also pooners and homosexuals, which are welcomed here!

So all that needs to be done is to create promotional media, shill it to offsiters, so the Shlog can get more users, and therefore more activity. Some of these drawfag foids that claimed to have visited the Sharty at least once or use soyjaks that I've seen have huge followings, so they have huge shilling potential. Who knows, we might even beat the Sharty in activity.

ITT: We brainstorm ideas and concepts to bring newGODs to the Shlog, from the scale of black Healthy African to Deadest Rotting African, I'd say this site currently sits at a Sick Weak African. Not bad, but lets get the site activity score to Heathy African! I'll also try and contribute by creating some promotional media whenever I'm not busy (which is rarely) to help shill.

Some good characteristics about the Shlog that might be appealing to newGODs:

• Very diverse community. We have every skin color (except black) in the rainbow on the Shlog. We also have pooners too, we are a very welcoming community.
• Lots of things to do. Plenty of old fun threads to necrobump, as well as the opportunity to create new discussions, serious or just goofing off.
• Nothing bad really happens on the Shlog, the only risk this site poses is having a groomer try and groom (You) o algo.
• Porn-free
  
  • Excluding occasional crude MS PAINT bbc drawings, but I don't think that counts.
• Gore-free
• Entertaining. Grab a bucket of popcorn and enjoy the latest 'cord drama poopflinging on derailed threads.
• Lots of original content.

>Buh Buh Buh 'der offsiters are gonna coal this place up!
No, they will GEM this place up.

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BRING ALL THE OFFSITERS!
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This post is definitely not rage bait to boost engagement.

>except black
We had whiskey but he left

 

[Donald]

>except black
We had whiskey but he left

@Steve @Starbing_Artiste

 

[Redditor]

@Steve @Starbing_Artiste

And maybe blackgirl88 if she's actually black

 

[(In)CelibatePsycho]

@Steve @Starbing_Artiste

Starbing is black?

 

[Erblicken]

nusois haven't learned from the twitter invasion, stop inviting outsiders.