Coal Project newGOD

[Redditor]

I saw a post earlier stating that this site is slow, so why not bring some newGODs to the Shlog to gem things up a bit?

There's a huge offsite soyjakking community on Twitter and TikTok, I've already datamined these people in the past and the most common reasons for not using the Sharty were:

• Gore/DNB
• Coinslot
• Extreme racism (they're fine with ironic racism)

Do you know which official Soysphere website has gore and Coinslot banned? The Soyjak Blog! This website is perfect for them. And by them, according to my datamine, most of these offsiters are brown drawfag foids, and the others being scenecore/4larp females and males. Some of them are also pooners and homosexuals, which are welcomed here!

So all that needs to be done is to create promotional media, shill it to offsiters, so the Shlog can get more users, and therefore more activity. Some of these drawfag foids that claimed to have visited the Sharty at least once or use soyjaks that I've seen have huge followings, so they have huge shilling potential. Who knows, we might even beat the Sharty in activity.

ITT: We brainstorm ideas and concepts to bring newGODs to the Shlog, from the scale of black Healthy African to Deadest Rotting African, I'd say this site currently sits at a Sick Weak African. Not bad, but lets get the site activity score to Heathy African! I'll also try and contribute by creating some promotional media whenever I'm not busy (which is rarely) to help shill.

Some good characteristics about the Shlog that might be appealing to newGODs:

• Very diverse community. We have every skin color (except black) in the rainbow on the Shlog. We also have pooners too, we are a very welcoming community.
• Lots of things to do. Plenty of old fun threads to necrobump, as well as the opportunity to create new discussions, serious or just goofing off.
• Nothing bad really happens on the Shlog, the only risk this site poses is having a groomer try and groom (You) o algo.
• Porn-free
  
  • Excluding occasional crude MS PAINT bbc drawings, but I don't think that counts.
• Gore-free
• Entertaining. Grab a bucket of popcorn and enjoy the latest 'cord drama poopflinging on derailed threads.
• Lots of original content.

>Buh Buh Buh 'der offsiters are gonna coal this place up!
No, they will GEM this place up.

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BRING ALL THE OFFSITERS!

This post is definitely not rage bait to boost engagement.

 

[Fagon]

Not reading this because you changed the font.

 

[Yiaagwababy or whatever]

This is not your English paper, why use Times New Roman? Makes you look like a fag lmao.

 

[Redditor]

This is not your English paper, why use Times New Roman? Makes you look like a fag lmao.

It's a very MATURE and SERIOUS font that gentlemen use.

Not reading this because you changed the font.

Okay fine I changed it to normal.

 

[Yiaagwababy or whatever]

It's a very MATURE and SERIOUS font that gentlemen use.

Everypony knows that this is wrong.

 

[Neutralplier]

the average niggas who browse those apps dont have the attention span to attend this site

 

[dataminedandproud]

most of these offsiters are brown drawfag foids

 

[Redditor]

the average niggas who browse those apps dont have the attention span to attend this site

Just tell them that they can sperg about their yaoi interests and stuff here and they'll stay, I guarantee it.

 

[istanbul]

DIE OUUUUUUTTTTTTTTT

 

[Redditor]

Sample promotional image for Twitter. Used femjak as a placeholder as I couldn't find a good Imp or Lennon PNG

 

[ILoveCoals]

View attachment 47956

Sample promotional image for Twitter. Used femjak as a placeholder as I couldn't find a good Imp or Lennon PNG

Do this

 

[Redditor]

Damn it, forgot to put "LGBTQ+ Friendly" on the bottom left corner. Will do it when I have time later.

 

[Neutralplier]

View attachment 47956

Sample promotional image for Twitter. Used femjak as a placeholder as I couldn't find a good Imp or Lennon PNG

>Not Ready For Distribution

 

[Spasoje's Revenge]

would've read this if it was in a more formal font

 

[Mist]

I know a guy who knows a guy and if you'd like i could get this advertised on the SPVA and tok' account.
Should i do it?

 

[Neutralplier]

I know a guy who knows a guy and if you'd like i could get this advertised on the SPVA and tok' account.
Should i do it?

does your girlfriend know that you get real acquainted with other guys?

 

[Redditor]

I know a guy who knows a guy and if you'd like i could get this advertised on the SPVA and tok' account.
Should i do it?

Nah, that should be reserved for high-effort stuff. This is just an image to share on Xitter.

 

[Mist]

does your girlfriend know that you get real acquainted with other guys?

No homo doebeit

Nah, that should be reserved for high-effort stuff. This is just an image to share on Xitter.

not like tiktok is a place for high effort shit, spva could probably make a small announcement on its community page.

 

[Redditor]

No homo doebeit

not like tiktok is a place for high effort shit, spva could probably make a small announcement on its community page.

Maybe, still gotta do the final touches on it.

I'll take any suggestions to improve the little ad ITT.

 

[Mist]

Maybe, still gotta do the final touches on it.

I'll take any suggestions to improve the little ad ITT.

Just dont make it scream "THIS IS LE TROLLLLLL" but instead actually make a good ad that says that yeah, this place is a bit less edgy, it might actually attract a couple people who are less used to imageboards and maybe introduce them lightly to jakking' culture.