I'm not a drawfaggot so excuse the crude MS PAINTery, but this is what I had in mind. An ugly, smelly, room-dwelling, mouth-breather, NEET who over-obsesses RNCA drama and documents every bit of it in xer blog. Yeah, after further thinking having an ugly slob as a mascot isn't a good look.
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Actually, if I made xer brown and a bit fatter this would be STL.