Corrupt a Wish: The Forum Game!

[DonutHole]

My stupid ass keyboard sometimes just refuses to type the letters n and m, for some fucking reason, smug bastard

Pooron.

 

[Ytsuken]

Pooron.

Margestone

 

[SUPERNIGGA]

Wish granted. All sounds have been made awesome, however the level of awesomeness is always at the same frequency of awesomeness, so everything that once sounded awesome has been made lame and redundant due to an overdose of awesomeness.

>Derailing the entire thread by just simply refusing play the game correctly

 

[DonutHole]

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>Derailing the entire thread by just simply refusing play the game correctly

Granted. The thread is derailled but you are jailed for being a filthy fucking pedophile gigafly poster

 

[SUPERNIGGA]

Granted. The thread is derailled but you are jailed for being a filthy fucking pedophile gigafly poster

HEY NIGGER I wanted to play to but hes an SLF who killed the shlog

 

[_73]

I wish I was the most talented (sfw only) drawfag in the world :)

 

[DonutHole]

Granted but you just get transported into the body of hitler in the bunker

 

[DonutHole]

HEY NIGGER I wanted to play to but hes an SLF who killed the shlog

Ok I wish for a million vbucks

 

[SUPERNIGGA]

Ok I wish for a million vbucks

Granted but your friend asks you to gift them every waking moment. Literally, and it doesn't matter if you get away from them cause they'll start stalking you, call the police and he'll just break out if jail again and keep doing so

I want all the troons that like the stuff I like to never touch it again and for those fanbases to become chudded beyond repair

 

[ribbon]

I wish for poop and black folk living

 

[SUPERNIGGA]

I wish for poop and black folk living

Granted but it's only the indians

 

[SUPERNIGGA]

Granted but it's only the indians

Also hi ribbon

 

[Stephen]

Granted, ribbon says hi back but never leaves
She will be around you forever, circling overhead like a mosquito everywhere, including the bathroom
I wish for Broot to give his website to me

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

Granted, but after Broot hands the website over to you, an (((evil unknown source))) resurrects baby bot and DDoSes the website causing it go down for a few days, also the funding that would've otherwise gone to paying the website fees for that month has vanished, hijacked out of your bank account.

 

[basil]

why didn’t you even wish for anything

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

Granted, I wish for anything which causes a giant hammer to manifest out of thin air, standing straight and tall before falling like a thin plank of wood, the face of the hammer directs itself to exactly where you're standing, and you are brutually crushed by it.

 

[AshkeNazi]

Granted, but the "brutal crushing" doesn't actually kill you because the hammer falls like a thin plank of wood due to having the weight of one
I wish for ZOG to take over every single national and subnational government

 

[Ytsuken]

Granted, but ZOG after seeing your posts on soyjak blog declare you a threat and party van you, you're now jailed
I wish I could get better at chess quicker

 

[Zondien]

Granted. You get better at chess in 2 weeks but one of your opponents clitty leaks and shoves all the chess pieces down your anus.
I wish for a better graphics card

 

[meijak]

Granted, but it runs so hot that it makes your room uninhabitable once you power on your computer.
I wish for schlog peace.