Corrupt a Wish: The Forum Game!

[basil]

i wish donuthole would fuck me

 

[_73]

Granted, but you are turned into a man-sized housefly and a super buff man rides on your back regularly
I wish Soyteen Liker wasnt a p**ner

Granted, nothing changed in her apperance or personality cause she was a trashy tranny and never tried passing as a man in the first place

 

[alonso]

Granted, never specified how high you can fly, you know float 1 inch above ground at all times

I wish for 300 thousand euros

Granted, But the bank coincidentally the bank is missing 300 thousand euros as well and your under investigation

I wish to own a chicken farm

 

[alonso]

i wish donuthole would fuck me

Granted, But you're under arrested for raping DonutHole

I wish for a banana

 

[_73]

i wish donuthole would fuck me

Granted, sadly his penis is too small to enter your asshole, leaving you unsatisfied

 

[Stephen]

Granted, never specified how high you can fly, you know float 1 inch above ground at all times

I wish for 300 thousand euros

Granted, the Euros are 1 Euro notes all stacked on top of each other and spawn above your head, crushing your neck

Granted, But the bank coincidentally the bank is missing 300 thousand euros as well and your under investigation

I wish to own a chicken farm

Granted, you own a large plot of land for chickens, but there are no chickens and you are in debt for the land you mysteriously acquired but never paid for. It all smells like shit anyhow

Granted she's a beautiful 10/10 woman but she still wont fuck you

Granted, nothing changed in her apperance or personality cause she was a trashy tranny and never tried passing as a man in the first place

Neither of these are bad outcomes

 

[_73]

Granted, But you're under arrested for raping DonutHole

I wish for a banana

Granted, but the banana is small af and youre still hungry after eating it.
I wish I was a little bit taller and a baller and that I also had a girl that looked good I would call her
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[JonathanJewRral]

Granted, but the banana is small af and youre still hungry after eating it.
I wish I was a little bit taller and a baller and that I also had a girl that looked good I would call her
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Granted but your black.

I Wish the Sharty 'p spam never happened so those threads survived.

 

[DonutHole]

i wish donuthole would fuck me

oh honey... you don't need a wish for that one ;)

 

[8doe]

Granted but your black.

I Wish the Sharty 'p spam never happened so those threads survived.

all future 'p spammers cease to exist however this causes 1/3 of the CIA to disappear putting the united states into complete disarray
i wish i had free money any time i wanted

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

Wish granted. The knife misses and castrates you instead, making you unable to reproduce.
I wish I could double jump irl

granted your try to jump twice but you fall onto a railroad spike gouch first making you unable to reproduce

all future 'p spammers cease to exist however this causes 1/3 of the CIA to disappear putting the united states into complete disarray
i wish i had free money any time i wanted

granted you get fucking corrupted and get killed by a pack peaceful protesters making you unable to reproduce
i wash for world peace and i dont care if im unable to reproduce

 

[Rot]

i wash for world peace and i dont care if im unable to reproduce

Granted you washing business becomes very successful and world peace is eventually achieved, however some kike convices you to sell your business to him and world peace ends like almost immediately after. I wish my jewish brothers didn't exile me and let me back into the secret bunker paradise we have underneath Auschwitz

 

[8doe]

i wash for world peace and i dont care if im unable to reproduce

you have to wash dishes for an hour for 1 and a half hours of world peace worldwide. no bullets go off anywhere and all deaths are purely natural

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

Granted you washing business becomes very successful and world peace is eventually achieved, however some kike convices you to sell your business to him and world peace ends like almost immediately after. I wish my jewish brothers didn't exile me and let me back into the secret bunker paradise we have underneath Auschwitz

you have to wash dishes for an hour for 1 and a half hours of world peace worldwide. no bullets go off anywhere and all deaths are purely natural

sounds awesome

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

Wish granted. All sounds have been made awesome, however the level of awesomeness is always at the same frequency of awesomeness, so everything that once sounded awesome has been made lame and redundant due to an overdose of awesomeness.

 

[Ytsuken]

Oyyyy where is your wish??

 

[DonutHole]

I wish for a 10/10 gyatt to sit on mah dick

 

[Ytsuken]

The "Gyatt" turns out to be the USS Gyatt battlehsip

USS Gyatt - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

You are crushed and you die
I wish to learn skills 5 times faster

 

[DonutHole]

The "Gyatt" turns out to be the USS Gyatt battlehsip

USS Gyatt - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

You are crushed and you die
I wish to lear skills 5 times faster

How is it 10/10 doe

"lear" isnt a word so nothing changes you esl

 

[Ytsuken]

How is it 10/10 doe

"lear" isnt a word so nothing changes you esl

My stupid ass keyboard sometimes just refuses to type the letters n and m, for some fucking reason, smug bastard