Corrupt a Wish: The Forum Game!

[Suznetsov]

Granted, you post much more frequently.

I wish the Amerimutt swede variant is allowed again.

 

[Stephen]

Granted, it is always allowed, allowing offsiters to spam ‘p with the variant that isnt allowed to be banned or deleted

I wish for Soygoy to be straight

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

Granted, he starts gloating about how cool he is for being straing all the time.
I wish for bitchez

 

[Stephen]

Granted, you’re muslim so you’re able to marry multiple wives
Their nagging annoys you to no end which eventually ends in them ganging up on you and forbidding you from using the Schlog or posting about Ruby
I wish my little toes were cut off with a rusty knife and it was extremely painful

 

[Soyteen Liker]

Granted, you’re muslim so you’re able to marry multiple wives
Their nagging annoys you to no end which eventually ends in them ganging up on you and forbidding you from using the Schlog or posting about Ruby
I wish my little toes were cut off with a rusty knife and it was extremely painful

Wish granted. The knife misses and castrates you instead, making you unable to reproduce.
I wish I could double jump irl

 

[Stephen]

Wish granted. The knife misses and castrates you instead, making you unable to reproduce.
I wish I could double jump irl

THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS!!!! YOU HAVE TO GRANT MY WISH BUT IN A WAY THATS LE BAD!!!! IT’S CORRUPT A WISH NOT SWAP OUT A WISH TO TORTURE YOU!!!!!

 

[DonutHole]

How the fuck is that granted? The wish explicitly did not fucking happen. There's supposed to be an unintended consequence. Look here

Granted, now you have AIDS. You cant double jump though.

 

[Soyteen Liker]

How the fuck is that granted? The wish explicitly did not fucking happen. There's supposed to be an unintended consequence. Look here

Granted, now you have AIDS. You cant double jump though.

It cut off his toes and castrated him doe

 

[DonutHole]

It cut off his toes and castrated him doe

Granted, now you have super AIDS and cant jump at all

 

[_73]

I wish to be a 7.9 foot tall aryan man with a 16 inch penis and a hot, loyal, cisgender aryan wife

 

[DonutHole]

Anyways I wish for eternal youth

 

[Stephen]

I wish to be a 7.9 foot tall aryan man with a 16 inch penis and a hot, loyal, cisgender aryan wife

Granted, your extra 13 inches of penile length come from a lead-based penile extension which poisons you and your wife and fails to satisfy her while causing extreme pain to yourself
I wish for water

 

[DonutHole]

I wish to be a 7.9 foot tall aryan man with a 16 inch penis and a hot, loyal, cisgender aryan wife

Granted, but youre aryan as in an Indian and so is your wife

 

[_73]

Granted, your extra 13 inches of penile length come from a lead-based penile extension which poisons you and your wife and fails to satisfy her while causing extreme pain to yourself
I wish for water

Granted, but youre aryan as in an Indian and so is your wife

I cant decide wich one is worse

 

[DonutHole]

Granted, your extra 13 inches of penile length come from a lead-based penile extension which poisons you and your wife and fails to satisfy her while causing extreme pain to yourself
I wish for water

Granted. Your whole house fills with water and you drown to death

 

[alonso]

Anyways I wish for eternal youth

Granted, But everyone treat you like a child

I wish to be able to fly

 

[DonutHole]

Granted, But everyone treat you like a child

I wish to be able to fly

Granted youre lighter than air so you just float away into space and die

 

[_73]

Granted, But everyone treat you like a child

I wish to be able to fly

Granted, never specified how high you can fly, you know float 1 inch above ground at all times

I wish for 300 thousand euros

 

[Stephen]

Granted, But everyone treat you like a child

I wish to be able to fly

Granted, but you are turned into a man-sized housefly and a super buff man rides on your back regularly
I wish Soyteen Liker wasnt a p**ner

 

[DonutHole]

Granted, but you are turned into a man-sized housefly and a super buff man rides on your back regularly
I wish Soyteen Liker wasnt a p**ner

Granted she's a beautiful 10/10 woman but she still wont fuck you