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September 7th, 2024: Woke up really cold again due to the wind today so I just stayed in my bed for a while until it was time to eat some mountain man for breakfast. I stayed in my tent for a bit longer before deciding to go on a walk around the campground. At roughly 2:30pm we left to head out for our grandma’s burial, my car stopped at a grocery store to buy some stuff quickly and I got Junior Mints. At the burial, I ended up cleaning off some family graves because they have not been cleaned off in a while. Towards the night we went to this house to have dinner and celebrate my birthday early, I talked to my 7th Day Adventist cousin and learned more about his job, and my sister, who said that where she lived seemed a lot less lively and felt abandoned after COVID-19. After that, my parents discussed having me go with Photography Aunt and my 7th Day Adventist cousin to tour this federal prison tomorrow and then I could get back early so I had to set my alarm for 6am.

Birthday countdown: 1 day.
Song of the Day: We are Family - Sister Sledge (1979)
 
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September 8th, 2024: It's my birthday today! I woke up at 6am with my alarm and spent like the first 30 minutes awake in bed before finally deciding to get dressed and all packed up. By the time 7am rolled around, Photography Aunt had not shown up and I still waited around. My mom made me some coffee to compensate for Photography Aunt not showing up. Later on Photography Aunt showed up an hour late along with 7th Day Adventist cousin and this other woman who I am still not sure how exactly I am related to. We drove a while until we decided to stop for breakfast at this really gentrified place, the food was ok. After finishing breakfast we drove more until we stopped at the federal prison that we were supposed to tour, which ended up just being a drive around the parking lot of the place before we proceeded on back to my home. At around 3:30pm we get back to my apartment and the first thing I notice is that my fucking roommate had left a mess as usual. I give them more of a tour of my place before my roommate decides to come out and introduce himself to the three, he then openly asks me if I was doing anything for my birthday to which I said no, he then asked if I wanted to do anything to which I said no again because I did not want to do anything at all with him. Things are going fine until Photography Aunt casually mentions that I am planning on going out to drink for my birthday, which has really pissed me off. I got a snap from my friend from high school named Vannie saying:
<so glad [mom's name] birthed you today
I unpacked a little bit after they had left before deciding to go to Walmart to buy some stuff. On the ride there these three black 'teens asked me for $15 so that they don't go to jail, which I thought made absolutely no sense and I didn't give them any money. After getting back from Walmart, I walked to this new church to attend mass there and it turns out that my friend who I have known for a long time who is also a soyteen was there, I will be calling him Xebec, but I didn't see him during the mass and he only texted me after it was done that he saw me. I eventually made my way down to the bar and I got a rum and coke which costs $7. I had one drink and witnessed these two old people, a bartender and a customer, both were married for over 20 years to other people and they had dated each other for a while and they were getting real flirty, so I just decided to leave. While waiting for the bus home, I texted my mom about me possibly buying these Coca-Cola cans with Jack Daniel's Whiskey in them and she criticized me for spending money on those Coca-Cola cans while I don't wash my bedsheets every week because it costs $4 in quarters to do so. After getting home on the bus I decided to call Asherah to tell her about me possibly becoming an usher, me being bombarded with advertisements for an Israeli streaming service, this Russian-Israeli artist who hates Mizrahi Jews for some reason, and she asked me if I was free on Friday to do try this drinking game for one of the films and I said yes so now I am doing that.

Birthday: Today!

Song of the Day: Celebration - Kool and the Gang (1980)
 
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September 9th, 2024: Back to school! I had to wake up at 8am in order to attend my first class by 9:30am, while I was waiting for class I met up with Torvalds again and he offered to take his computer charger he gave me back and my charger I gave to him I got back, plus he gave me another charger like the one I got from him and it worked pretty well. My second class I had was pretty boring though and I kind of just did some independent research about Illinois. After my classes were done for the day I just went back home and threw my bedsheets and pillowcases in the laundry, while I was waiting for that to be done I talked with Asherah about if Lizzo could come to the drinking game event on Friday and she approved. I went to get some Mac n Cheese to eat for lunch and just spent the rest of my day gaming. We ran out of milk so I decided to run to the store in order to pick up some milk only to find out that they were selling a half-gallon for more than the price of a gallon at certain stores.

Song of the Day: Smooth Criminal - Alien Ant Farm (2001)
 
September 10th, 2024: Woke up pretty early even without an alarm today because intercourse my stupid pathetic incel life! I spent most of my time awake gaming, and I finally managed to get Skyrim Special Edition back up and running, playing that for most of the time. I did my laundry today and while I was waiting for that to be done I went to the grocery store to buy some milk and Jack Daniels Coca-Cola. I eventually got this activity for one of my computer science classes completed and I assisted my friend in helping to complete it. For my singular class today I was just listening to my ESL teacher talk about Linux. After my singular class I gamed a bit more before the debate started, and I was laughing my ass off at the debate (My roommate and I had drunk some of the Jack Daniels Coca-Cola) and we had a good time.

Song of the Day: Time in a Bottle - Jim Croce (1973)
 
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September 11th, 2024: Woke up today early for my first class and totally not to celebrate the 24th anniversary of some fun haters slamming 4 planes into some historically significant buildings. Had to wake up at 8am for my first class which I did and the class itself went pretty well. After my first class I went to this career fair where I explored around a bit before I ended up encountering Asherah at one of the booths with her friend aka the girl she shares a room with (who was wearing an Emerson Lake and Palmer t-shirt) and we talked a bit before I went over to a different booth, a couple of minutes later she came up to me to ask if I could not drink dairy because of what she was planning to cook for me on Friday. After a bit I had to go to my second class and that was pretty boring. I played some more Skyrim back at home before I had to go to my third and final class where I had to deal with assembly programming for the lab and eventually got out pretty early because I was helped by my friend. For dinner I made myself some spaghetti and chilled out.

Song of the Day: Clint Eastwood - Gorillaz (2001)
 
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September 12th, 2024: Woke up today to game and eat cereal, I spent most of it alternating between playing Team Fortress 2, Skyrim, and Holdfast before I ended up making myself some ramen for lunch, at around 3pm I had to start packing to go to my only class of the day, where we worked on ssh stuff and I watched all the Windows users struggle to get some security activity we did in class working (Linux supremacy!) After class I went back home and played some more Skyrim until my roommate dragged me along to this trivia night event, where the beer was overpriced ($7 for a glass) and the facts were straight up wrong sometimes (They said John Lennon’s last live performance was in 1980 AD instead of 1974 AD) But at least we won the thing (there were only 4 other teams.)

Song of the Day: Knowing Me, Knowing You - ABBA (1976)
 
September 13th, 2024: Today’s the day my friends are to come over and do the drinking game, I started off the day by heading to the grocery store to buy some vodka, which ended up being this 60 proof raspberry stuff called UV and some off-brand sprite to mix it in with. After that I did my homework until 4:30pm when Asherah called me to tell me that she was coming over and then she appeared at the back door a bit later, followed by Lizzo who appeared 10 minutes later. Asherah presented a list of movies to watch before we narrowed it down to The Green Prince and we did a drinking game where I ended up drinking 20 shots, although every third one was just the fake sprite and there was never that much vodka in the cups, usually less than half, and Asherah decided to take a shot of actual alcohol because she felt sad for me. Halfway through the first movie we had this Mexican food that I enjoyed. When we completed the first movie I decided to go to the kitchen and start cleaning because my roommate left a mess again, which resulted in them complimenting me and saying it is one of the hottest things a man can do (Ev&oe they don’t actually want me romantically and just want to friendzone me and would rather see me die than get a wife because of their faggot longhouse politics.) I offered them drumsticks (the ice cream things) before we decided to watch the second movie, which was the Rocky Horror Picture Show and I kept pointing out how Doctor Frank ‘N’ Furter could be viewed as a cult leader, the others shot down the idea of me doing another drinking game. Once we finished the second movie I showed her the map book of the world from 1937 where they looked at it for quite a while before they left. After that I took a shower and then went to bed.

Song of the Day: Shots - LMFAO feat Lil Jon (2009)
 
September 14th, 2024: I woke up after my alarm went off which kind of sucked but it didn’t ruin much, I had breakfast and coffee before waiting at the bus stop reading from my Bible app. At work I spent most of the time stocking the shelves with occasional cleaning, which was bad because there was a huge mess under one of the dumpsters and when I was sweeping under it I found what appeared to be intestines or gum with maggots in it coming out of the dumpster next to it, which disgusted me. I eventually did some portioning before I had to do closings, which consisted of me having to deal with people constantly getting in the way of the floor machine.
Picture of said people:
::selfish::
At the end of the work day, I decided to buy a 4-pack of Pabst beer because it was only 5 dollars and I went home and drank 2 cans and played Skyrim (should have gotten some mead.)

Song of the Day: Mediterranean Sundance - Al Di Meola (1977)
 
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terrycrews said:
Do you guys not have a diary or something
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This is soyjak.blog. A blog is a website that allows users to reflect, share opinions, and discuss various topics in the form of an online journal, sometimes letting readers comment on their posts. Most blogs are written in a slightly informal tone (personal journals, news, businesses, etc.)
 
eeeeeeeee said:
This is soyjak.blog. A blog is a website that allows users to reflect, share opinions, and discuss various topics in the form of an online journal, sometimes letting readers comment on their posts. Most blogs are written in a slightly informal tone (personal journals, news, businesses, etc.)
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A blog usually has a topic or a purpose to every post, this is a diary because he's just dumping every day here. I don't get how you could do that, I'd kill myself if my diary was public
 

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