Discussion Which schlog users would you have as a son or daughter?

[Sneeder]

I would have @Cobbert as a son so I could stop him from trooning out.

 

[basil]

None because I don't want to raise an autist

i could raise you actually

 

[265121297]

I would have froot so I could make my wife abort him.

 

[chrisgriffinirl]

@SoySpotter and @doedoedoedoedoedoedoedoe i want to keep them as pets

 

[Donald]

Nah

 

[Stephen]

Soyteen Liker so I can help her live an actual life instead of rotting and gooning away in her parents’ house

 

[basil]

I'm not into Ay Bee Dee El

idk what that is

 

[8doe]

@Dr. Cobson (PhD) and @X Immigrant so I can beat both of their stupid asses with a belt for being homosexuals

 

[dataminedandproud]

I would have froot and I would raise him like a loving father

 

[_account]

I want grandkids so almost no schlog users would be a good child.

 

[Terrorbyte]

@jimbo so I can sell him to a caravan of gypsies.

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

@_account

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

Baqqrih as a son.
As for daughters, Sodack.

 

[basil]

i don’t want to raise any soyjak blog users anymore :(

 

[PepsiMan]

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[Nihilma]

None because I don't want to raise an autist

Which shlogtard would you disown faster if you had the misfortune of getting them as a child ? (misery upon your lineage)

 

[basil]

Which shlogtard would you disown faster if you had the misfortune of getting them as a child ? (misery upon your lineage)

everyone

 

[Nihilma]

Terrorbyte

Oh gem choice. Clittybyte isn't necessarily the most degenerated user on this website, but seeing your child grow into a basement dweller tranime consumer far-right larper must be a huge disappointment, I see where you come from.

I think for me it'd be tied between Lism, Xiuh, Froot or Ytsuken. Not that I particularily dislike them, save Ytsuken because I hate gorefags, but if my child became either an ocultist, a pagan, a gorefag or the fucking administrator and owner of such a shit website, for free, I'd be massively disappointed.

 

[Goot]

There are zero good answers to this question
Absolutely no options with any sense of net benefit in any context

 

[Nihilma]

Oh I forgot about Ytsuken. I would immediately disown him

Also just remembered that there is a worse option than Terrobyte if you go for the tranifag route : @Konata
Imagine having an attention whore tranime consumer depressed fat child, who's such a failure that he got banned from the sharty of all places for posting 'P in the form of a naked konata pic.