Discussion Which Schlog Users Would (You) Ally With During a Zombie Apocalypse?

We should put him in an oversized bird cage above the entrance to the fort (on the outside, of course)
Everyone in RED, my Pokébros, Donald, every follower I haven't explicitly mentioned, some other Aryans, and Soygoy (We'll hang him up in a little cage at the front of our bunker to act as the alarm for when we get swarmed by dead nigger zombies.)
Recycled the joke after three whole months award
 
I'm going to have to think about mine, although the Ruger 10/22 loadout is intriguing.
In the event of complete industrial collapse, the best guns are ones you can easily make ammunition for or a gun with small ammo so you can stockpile immense amounts. This is my load out: 12 gauge shotgun and 5.7x28 PCC, they compliment each other.
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I'd invite as many as possible, but here are my priority allies to survive zombies:
@nagolbud, expert in survival skills and nature.
@Xiuhcoyotl, expert in boxing, potentally this can be used to combat zeds.
@_account, since firearms are a nessesscity against zeds.
@USL, knowledgeable in food.
I wouldn't say expert, but I have been known to tai box, rebuild sks's, and pick flowers...
 
Thinking about how we would govern ourselves I would be the leader (duh because this is MY POST PUTTING YOURSELF IN ANYTHING BUT THE LEADER IN YOUR OWN POSTS IS CUCKED) and I would hold meetings with everyone in a big hut to discuss big issues but for small stuff like "where shall we forage for food today?" or "where shall we expand our tribe?" will be decided by me with a small court of advisors, not really sure who'd be on it specifically aside from @nagolbud as our spiritual leader and @1844 or Something as the main guy when it comes to agriculture and animal husbandry, maybe @_account as the main guy when it comes to guns and military matters too
Let actions, wisdom, and hard work guide the way. - Unknown Ancient Chudarisee
 
@BLACKHAWK because he probably would kill people even doe he isn't here anymore
@(any foid) for breeding stock
The issue is its hard to tell who is worth bringing. There are a lot of people here who seem like they're insane enough to be useful in a zombie apocalypse, but many of those same people seem like the kind who are willing to rape and kill me in turn.
 
I don't know.

Ukraine is losing the war with Russia because even doe Zelenskyy is drowning money and using only a quarter of that money on utilities and artillery, they don't have the manpower out on the frontlines. They can't fucking manage.

The best course of survival is to get as many Schlog users physically in one location possible with as many supplies as possible. Then it's guaranteed that we'll all live into the next century o algo.
 
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