Rant The Minecraft Movie teaser is the worst thing I have ever seen.

[Soygoy]

>To summarize, the Minecraft Movie is not a movie for fans of Minecraft, it's basically what boomers and millenials think Minecraft is without even fucking playing it. It is the worst generalization of Minecraft possible, where braindead millenials can watch it and say that they like Minecraft too or whatever.
all you do in minecrap is place down cubes though it has as much artistic depth as angry birds

fucking true but imo a good minecraft movie would just be a documentary about the process of making the game, c418, notch, etc.

 

[Chimperator]

fucking true but imo a good minecraft movie would just be a documentary about the process of making the game, c418, notch, etc.

That's just a netflix movie then.

 

[Soygoy]

fucking true but imo a good minecraft movie would just be a documentary about the process of making the game, c418, notch, etc.

oh hey whats this

 

[mischizo]

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this is gemmy as hell and even has a bmwf romance in the middle for no reason

Why not watch the original chink version insted of this slopflix crap

 

[Chimperator]

oh hey whats this

Minecraft movie dropped 13 years ago..

 

[Soygoy]

Minecraft movie dropped 13 years ago..

Yeah, literally geg.

 

[NiggerRigger]

ITT: We make up ideas for movies about most obscure games, shows, etc.

 

[Chimperator]

Movie about people playground.

 

[NiggerRigger]

Movie about people playground.

I don't even fucking

 

[NiggerRigger]

Actually good ideas please? Or at least anything with an actual plot.

 

[Chimperator]

Movie about shitoko would be gemmy.

 

[NiggerRigger]

Movie about shitoko would be gemmy.

Shitoko's adventure to find the tastiest taco in Hyperborea?

 

[Soygoy]

Actually good ideas please? Or at least anything with an actual plot.

Man commit crime
Man not go to jail, man go to people playground
Man scared in dark void, man meet strange force that pull him around
Strange force kill man
People playground

MOre people come in
THey have to survive People Playrpound
Some get turned into dogs or fed to garfield
BIg huge gun gets made
is like Saw but people the playground

Some guy pick up TV
Find message to outside world oa lgo
Some giuy/. escape..
the end...

 

[Soygoy]

Movie about shitoko would be gemmy.

Shitoko: The Documentary.

 

[NiggerRigger]

Man commit crime
Man not go to jail, man go to people playground
Man scared in dark void, man meet strange force that pull him around
Strange force kill man
People playground

MOre people come in
THey have to survive People Playrpound
Some get turned into dogs or fed to garfield
BIg huge gun gets made
is like Saw but people the playground

Some guy pick up TV
Find message to outside world oa lgo
Some giuy/. escape..
the end...

You type like a nigger.

 

[Soygoy]

You type like a nigger.

You are a nigger.

 

[Chimperator]

Man commit crime
Man not go to jail, man go to people playground
Man scared in dark void, man meet strange force that pull him around
Strange force kill man
People playground

MOre people come in
THey have to survive People Playrpound
Some get turned into dogs or fed to garfield
BIg huge gun gets made
is like Saw but people the playground

Some guy pick up TV
Find message to outside world oa lgo
Some giuy/. escape..
the end...

Turn off your chatgpt.

 

[Soygoy]

Turn off your chatgpt.

I use ChatSkibidi

 

[NiggerRigger]

What about TV shows or even books? I mostly read books because I don't wanna kill my brain.

 

[Soygoy]

What about TV shows or even books? I mostly read books because I don't wanna kill my brain.

@DonutHole i need u to write a whole novel about my relationship with wolfy sparkles please