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Yeah, people in your circle are too busy doing adult things like obsessing over fish and dinosaurs.
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aquariums r serious business but dinosaurs is kiddie shit u r right
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Does anybody else remember the video of this model where he rapes Banjo from Banjo-Kazooie
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the roblox movie will be releasing as a competitor
its rated NC-17
its rated NC-17
should i go watch a camrip of it? movie theater is a terrible experience in my area in general (i do NOT want to pay $20 to sit in a room full of greasy black niggers eating popcorn loudly and watching tiktoks with speaker on for 2 hours so i can watch a m*dern movie with at least 30 minutes of "trailer" ads before the actual movie because fuck you, no thanks)
but i mean
>48% on rotten tomatoes
i have a feeling im getting a star-studded turd, factory produced jumanji clone slop, completely shallow plot probably ai-generated world's safest plot that says absolutely nothing of note or meaning, not even a funny movie since im guessing they're playing safe with the jokes too so no soccer mom feefees get hurt, too polished to be "so good its bad" but too sterile to be not-bad and then i have to find the fucken' rip that doesn't have embedded 1xBET ads absolute waste of 1 gigabyte fuck it... but im just guessing, from prior experience of watching newer hollywood shit that proudly proclaims its celebrities as an advertising point
might wait a few months for it to go to streaming (its gonna dry up in theater pretty fast) and watch it then idk
but i mean
>48% on rotten tomatoes
i have a feeling im getting a star-studded turd, factory produced jumanji clone slop, completely shallow plot probably ai-generated world's safest plot that says absolutely nothing of note or meaning, not even a funny movie since im guessing they're playing safe with the jokes too so no soccer mom feefees get hurt, too polished to be "so good its bad" but too sterile to be not-bad and then i have to find the fucken' rip that doesn't have embedded 1xBET ads absolute waste of 1 gigabyte fuck it... but im just guessing, from prior experience of watching newer hollywood shit that proudly proclaims its celebrities as an advertising point
might wait a few months for it to go to streaming (its gonna dry up in theater pretty fast) and watch it then idk
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EPI EPI EPI EPI
well i did it, i watched a
it was certainly a movie. had a very classic predictable hollywood macguffin plot, i was able to score a bingo from the minecraft movie card from 7 months ago. spells out everything to the viewer like this is some.... kids movie...... maybe, maybe, but i counted at least a few sex jokes? had some pretty obvious product placement moments in it too, i literally soyfaced when all the reddit wholesome moments like the chicken jockey came on. all the sob story "serious" plotline shit in the movie with the on-cue sad music felt extremely forced to me thoughie, just super dissonant with the rest of the movie not well executed at all and introduced so quickly that i have no reason to care for any of these characters certainly not that their stinkin' mom is unalived or whatever.
really does feel like they blew all their budget on the CGI, and then got an unpaid intern to write the entire plot in a 1-hour sitting. shockingly complete for a workprint, but honestly,
honestly, the unfinished cgi and random unshaded models put the SOVL into an otherwise conventionally bad movie. when the movie ended, i felt... emotions. deep ones. im not sure which emotion it was, it wasn't disgust but it wasn't quite revelation or joy either, just some vague warm feeling of... so, is this what its been? it is rare that a modern movie makes me feel emotions, let alone a hollywood factory-line release. i think the choppy editing of the credits and xbox 360 demogame graphics did more for the movie than anything done in the actual release.
my favorite part was an hour into the movie and whatever background music changes timbre a few times in a row (unsure if it was on the uploader's part or if the sound engineers were feeling schizophrenic that day on set), and then it randomly switches to the russian dub for 1 sentence, then changes back to normal next scene like nothing happened.
really does feel like they blew all their budget on the CGI, and then got an unpaid intern to write the entire plot in a 1-hour sitting. shockingly complete for a workprint, but honestly,
honestly, the unfinished cgi and random unshaded models put the SOVL into an otherwise conventionally bad movie. when the movie ended, i felt... emotions. deep ones. im not sure which emotion it was, it wasn't disgust but it wasn't quite revelation or joy either, just some vague warm feeling of... so, is this what its been? it is rare that a modern movie makes me feel emotions, let alone a hollywood factory-line release. i think the choppy editing of the credits and xbox 360 demogame graphics did more for the movie than anything done in the actual release.
my favorite part was an hour into the movie and whatever background music changes timbre a few times in a row (unsure if it was on the uploader's part or if the sound engineers were feeling schizophrenic that day on set), and then it randomly switches to the russian dub for 1 sentence, then changes back to normal next scene like nothing happened.
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Is chicken jockey the next baby yoda?
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No, It's funny and notable because of Steve's delivery of the line
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The whole movie should have been about just Jack and Jason doing retarded shit on the screen.
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