Just bought a ticket to the A Minecraft Movie

[Soynic Hedgehog]

The interacial human x villager marriage subplot was my favorite part of the movie

 

[GauntletThrown]

The interacial human x villager marriage subplot was my favorite part of the movie

the WHAT

 

[Soynic Hedgehog]

the WHAT

When the portal opens a vil sneaks out into the real world, gets hit by a crusty deranged middle aged white lady's jeep, and they go on a date at a restraunt because the vil doesn't know english and the movie cuts to her talking to the vil at a restraunt as a b plot every now and then. The villager proposes to her in the credits scene.

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

They should've used this character model instead of casting Jack Black as Steve.

 

[Soynic Hedgehog]

They should've used this character model instead of casting Jack Black as Steve.
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they should've casted this nigga

 

[NameFag Never Broke Again]

>the A Minecraft Movie

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

>the A Minecraft Movie
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There's going to be a B Minecraft movie in two weeks, don't you worry.

 

[Soynic Hedgehog]

They should've used this character model instead of casting Jack Black as Steve.
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also the grotesque steve original model released on 4cuck has a dick attatched to it (I know because I downloaded and did a shitty animation of that model (I removed t
he penis))

 

[MoonMetropolis]

A complete list of good movies based on video games:

 

[Soynic Hedgehog]

A complete list of good movies based on video games:

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you forgot about these gaming classics

 

[FartmingerFuckwadCheeseSte]

also the grotesque steve original model released on 4cuck has a dick attatched to it (I know because I downloaded and did a shitty animation of that model (I removed t
he penis))
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I feel like he'd be voiced by Tom Hanks.

 

[alonso]

A complete list of good movies based on video games:

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The first Angry birds movie was okay but I couldn't say the same for the second one

 

[Soynic Hedgehog]

The first Angry birds movie was okay but I couldn't say the same for the second one

sonic movies were also pretty good for kids movies

 

[Apeson]

also the grotesque steve original model released on 4cuck has a dick attatched to it (I know because I downloaded and did a shitty animation of that model (I removed t
he penis))
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Don't even remind me, the grotesque steve joke stopped being funny when /v/ 4cuckers started uploading uncensored 'orn animations of steve raping banjo kazooie to the 'tube.

 

[NameFag Never Broke Again]

A complete list of good movies based on video games:

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The Sonic movies aren't horrible but they should have left out the human DEI shit entirely (Montana small town cop has a nigger wife. Sure) their parts make it feel more like a boring romcom than a Sonic the Hedgehog movie. Sonic Boom was aryan as fuck doebeit

 

[GauntletThrown]

When the portal opens a vil sneaks out into the real world, gets hit by a crusty deranged middle aged white lady's jeep, and they go on a date at a restraunt because the vil doesn't know english and the movie cuts to her talking to the vil at a restraunt as a b plot every now and then. The villager proposes to her in the credits scene.

the real world has fallen
millions must die

 

[Soynic Hedgehog]

the real world has fallen
millions must die

villagers are swedish so they are technically white

 

[PETRIXXX V2]

Don't even remind me, the grotesque steve joke stopped being funny when /v/ 4cuckers started uploading uncensored 'orn animations of steve raping banjo kazooie to the 'tube.

keeeeek i remember that video

 

[basil]

i don’t understand how anyone would willingly watch a kids movie, nobody in my immediate circle even considered watching this movie

 

[Saffa]

I bought a ticket for Saturday night
I intend to wear blue jeans, a bright blue shirt and to chug a whole pack of soya milk (sweetened because that shit's actually vile) beforehand
Wish me luck
I will post updates after

I did purchase a ticket for Saturday eve,
I intend to don blue trousers, a bright azure shirt,
And to quaff a whole pack of soya milk (sweetened, for that foul concoction is truly vile) ere the event.
Pray, wish me fortune.
I shall share tidings thereafter.