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Hell The Landfill: Derailments Found Here!

Easy for you to say, huh?
smugjak
my death was purely theatrical, for I had a bargaining chip in my encounter with the undertaker
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Ok, why did you leave then?
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This line was too perfect not to be honored. The whole thing is a reference/parody of a starcraft speech (in line with a lot of the stuff I do) but it simply hit too hard. It was too literal, too meta. It wasn't metaphorical or round-about, it was literal, almost self serving, self fulfilling, like a serpent eating it's own tail. Beyond poetic when you think about it. As soon as the thought of this line occurred to me, my mind was set on ACKing. There were some other factors, the exams, finishing the project I posted about, but this single line is what kicked it off. I knew the tournament needed a crescendo and I had the perfect instrument.
 
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This line was too perfect not to be honored. The whole thing is a reference/parody of a starcraft speech (in line with a lot of the stuff I do) but it simply hit too hard. It was too literal, too meta. It wasn't metaphorical or round-about, it was literal, almost self serving, self fulfilling, like a serpent eating it's own tail. Beyond poetic when you think about it. As soon as the thought of this line occurred to me, my mind was set on ACKing. There were some other factors, the exams, finishing the project I posted about, but this single line is what kicked it off. I knew the tournament needed a crescendo and I had the perfect instrument.
I was also annoyed to see people speculating on why I acked when I literally disclosed it RIGHT here in black on white and people thought I was getting bored
I mean what are we talkin about!
 
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Do this but it's about pirates.
 
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