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Hell The Landfill: Derailments Found Here!

The year is 2025. The Soysphere lives under NUSOITODDLER RULE. All posts are censored. oldfags live to serve nusoiKINGS in vast gem creation facilities. Welcome to the nusoiFUTURE.

Chud remembers life before the immigrants – before the janny-issued post cooldowns, the slur filters, NSFW spoilering, and mandatory PG-13 rating for posts. He lives on the war-torn outskirts of Nu/soy/, where he hides his extensive collection of gore from the clutches of the brutal nusoijannies.

As musclebound jannies prowl the board searching for R rated posts, Chud will stop at nothing to protect his collection of beheaded African children. In his red-and-black shirt, padded with awards, and mop head wig, Chud gives his tender white soyjak to a gang of pitiless nusoimoderators: the ultimate act of courage and sacrifice. But is chuddy Chud prepared for the overwhelming demonstration of power and rulecucking? The encounter brings him face-to-face with his worst fears... and his most unspeakable rulecuck fantasies.

Acclaimed author and experienced janitor Mustard presents a tantalizingly political vision of the future. His powerful, vivid, fly-on-the-wall passages of three-on-one janny-on-chud action push the boundaries of sensual fiction. The nusoistaff have their way with Chud's chuddy posts, deleting and banning and saging through one of the most rulecucked scenes in the history of the site. And interspersed throughout the sizzling prose, a suspenseful narrative full of imaginative baiting unfolds.

Experience the true power of nusoiKINGS with overalls and mops. Prepare to serve the ultimate ban. Explore the mind-bending world of nusoiFUTURE, the first book in Mustard's brand new series.
Do this but it's about pirates.
 
This was what I suspected but I didn't want to directly point it out. In hindsight I probably shouldn't have acked my account geg. I appreciate the sacrifice regardless, all is forgiven if that matters.
It was a nice performance. What made you have a change of heart anyways?
that's a weird way to say "i leaked to the fact that baqqrih won in a snca tournament instead of me"
You almost baited me, almost fucking got me.
 
We are getting a derail in the middle of a derail
This is insane
I thought the /dump/ board was a bad idea but its actually a pretty good idea now that I've seen it's implementation.
A new thread is created to discuss a specific topic discussed in the derail and then it gets talked about there, the notifications redirecting everyone there.
A really cool and elegant solution to be honest. Well done, jannies and admins.
 
It was Aedra's idea, really.
Good for him, I actually quite like it, anything that gets off topic or on a tanget gets moved to it's own thread and people can continue to talk about it there.
It actually makes a lot of sense now that I think about it. IMO it sucks if we're talking about something completely different on a thread where the topic is completely different.
So thanks Aedra, it's actually a pretty cool change.
 
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