Hell The Landfill: Derailments Found Here!

[ZOGs #1 Supporter]

is it that bad doe?

if that means porny porn, then it is lust incarnate and must be eradicated like da joos during da 'cawst

 

[basil]

>democracy now and forever! freedom for the people n shiet!
>votes in favor of himself on his own poll
Great job.

why are u a pig

 

[NiggerRigger]

This is completely unrelated but Sharty became shit now.

 

[baqqrih]

This is completely unrelated

You don't have to warn us, we already know when we see your name

 

[NiggerRigger]

You don't have to warn us, we already know when we see your name

But did Sharty actually become shit? I think yes.

 

[baqqrih]

But did Sharty actually become shit? I think yes.

I'd agree, but there's still some good to be found there. It's like a needle in a haystack, except the needle is really tiny and the horses have already crapped out the hay.

 

[NiggerRigger]

I'd agree, but there's still some good to be found there. It's like a needle in a haystack, except the needle is really tiny and the horses have already crapped out the hay.

How to save the Sharty?

 

[Spasoje's Revenge]

Easy for you to say, huh?

my death was purely theatrical, for I had a bargaining chip in my encounter with the undertaker

 

[baqqrih]

How to save the Sharty?

I've no clue, you'd have to come up with your own plan or ask someone else. Still, let's not derail this thread too far away from its topic. You can always make your own, asking for the users' opinions on how they'd save the 'party. That'd be a good thread idea.

 

[Fagon]

my death was purely theatrical, for I had a bargaining chip in my encounter with the undertaker
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At least my soul was put to good use

 

[NiggerRigger]

You guys don't interact with my threads so I can only detail.

 

[basil]

You guys don't interact with my threads so I can only detail.

and i love it when you do, hookie.

 

[Spasoje's Revenge]

At least my soul was put to good use

I will not soon forget your involuntary contribution to my performance. Perhaps I'll even take you off the list.

why'd you even return?

Well most people have an erroneous idea of why I left in the first place, so perhaps that's wrong question

 

[Soygoy]

Ok, why did you leave then?

He lost a popularity contest and clitty leaked

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

Well most people have an erroneous idea of why I left in the first place, so perhaps that's wrong question

ngl i thought u left bc baqqrih won in the tourney

 

[NiggerRigger]

The nightings of the funker are the is wonner
Zelleeg the are it loseder

 

[Spasoje's Revenge]

Ok, why did you leave then?

This line was too perfect not to be honored. The whole thing is a reference/parody of a starcraft speech (in line with a lot of the stuff I do) but it simply hit too hard. It was too literal, too meta. It wasn't metaphorical or round-about, it was literal, almost self serving, self fulfilling, like a serpent eating it's own tail. Beyond poetic when you think about it. As soon as the thought of this line occurred to me, my mind was set on ACKing. There were some other factors, the exams, finishing the project I posted about, but this single line is what kicked it off. I knew the tournament needed a crescendo and I had the perfect instrument.

 

[Spasoje's Revenge]

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This line was too perfect not to be honored. The whole thing is a reference/parody of a starcraft speech (in line with a lot of the stuff I do) but it simply hit too hard. It was too literal, too meta. It wasn't metaphorical or round-about, it was literal, almost self serving, self fulfilling, like a serpent eating it's own tail. Beyond poetic when you think about it. As soon as the thought of this line occurred to me, my mind was set on ACKing. There were some other factors, the exams, finishing the project I posted about, but this single line is what kicked it off. I knew the tournament needed a crescendo and I had the perfect instrument.

I was also annoyed to see people speculating on why I acked when I literally disclosed it RIGHT here in black on white and people thought I was getting bored
I mean what are we talkin about!

 

[NiggerRigger]

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Do this but it's about pirates.

 

[Soygoy]

I was also annoyed to see people speculating on why I acked when I literally disclosed it RIGHT here in black on white and people thought I was getting bored
I mean what are we talkin about!

You forget that soyteens are kind of retarded.
They wont understand your millenial references.