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VOTE! Soygoy's Schlog Plan

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Good idea?

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>Yo! We da peep of da Soy Blog ahn Order ta form a mo perfect forum n shiet, establahsh Justahce, ahnsure doesmestahc Traquahlahty, provahde for da common defence, promote da general Welfis, oh, baby, a' secure da Blessahngs of Lahberty ta ourselves a' our Posterahty, oh, baby, does ordaahn a' establahsh dahs Constahtutahon for da soyjak daht blog forum yeaaaa. Sheeeiit
 
DOOR said:
The idea went from a public badge and private access to a gatekept forum to a public access forum with no title (when I get home it'll be invisible) with forum bans enforced, all through people talking and suggesting changes. That's more democratic than probably anything else that's happened on the forum before I think. But if firing me I'd your fantasy I guess it's going to be lived out on your mattress later tonight one slow stroke at a time, since I'm not going anywhere.
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It will be lived out on and off as you continue to sporadically ACK and return, you wretch
 
Soygoy said:
Faggot (Copy of Jartycuck, is a Pineapple ??)
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pinejak backing up that ass.png

What's that? Pinejak is currently "backing that ass up" for Applejak? Oh my, I must bear witness to this! UH-OH slutjak coming through! HOLY MOLY! This 'jak's a real looker, ain't he? He's got that bitchy bottom energy written all over him, I can hear his voice just through that look his making. "Will a big strong man PLEASE come over and pleasure me?" Yes yes, that's what's going through his mind! Slutjak came here prepared. Prepared to be ravaged by his fellow fruitjaks. He is the prize of the Battle of the Ridge, and quite the prize he is.Are you single, babe? Do you want to get your pineapple juiced? I can please you, slutjak.

Zoo wee mama, now that's a grade-A sluterino! Do you think he sucked some dick before coming to the ridge? What am I talking about, that slutjak can't help himself when presented with an all you can suck buffet of man meat! Jinkies! His allure is just too powerful! Hm... *inspects him with a magnifying glass* Yes yes, this is a slutjak alright. *grips his ass cheeks really hard* Tight, firm butt cheeks. *Spreads them* A shaved butt holly *pulls off his thong* A shaved, uncut cock. *rubs legs* Shaved legs... Glorious! This slutjak is flawless! What a ripe pineapple slutjak, he's in need of a few butt spanks. Pinejak looks like he'd be a brat in bed, instructing you how to please him and not being too kind about it! Yes, he will call you bad names while you're on top of him! You must spank him, you gotta spank the slutjak!

Dearest me, is this fruitjak overdue for a creampie. His face is overflowing with lust! That open mouth and fuck me eyes, the imaginary cocks plugging all of his holes aren't going to be satisfying him for long! No-sir-ree!
 
Ballos said:
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What's that? Pinejak is currently "backing that ass up" for Applejak? Oh my, I must bear witness to this! UH-OH slutjak coming through! HOLY MOLY! This 'jak's a real looker, ain't he? He's got that bitchy bottom energy written all over him, I can hear his voice just through that look his making. "Will a big strong man PLEASE come over and pleasure me?" Yes yes, that's what's going through his mind! Slutjak came here prepared. Prepared to be ravaged by his fellow fruitjaks. He is the prize of the Battle of the Ridge, and quite the prize he is.Are you single, babe? Do you want to get your pineapple juiced? I can please you, slutjak.

Zoo wee mama, now that's a grade-A sluterino! Do you think he sucked some dick before coming to the ridge? What am I talking about, that slutjak can't help himself when presented with an all you can suck buffet of man meat! Jinkies! His allure is just too powerful! Hm... *inspects him with a magnifying glass* Yes yes, this is a slutjak alright. *grips his ass cheeks really hard* Tight, firm butt cheeks. *Spreads them* A shaved butt holly *pulls off his thong* A shaved, uncut cock. *rubs legs* Shaved legs... Glorious! This slutjak is flawless! What a ripe pineapple slutjak, he's in need of a few butt spanks. Pinejak looks like he'd be a brat in bed, instructing you how to please him and not being too kind about it! Yes, he will call you bad names while you're on top of him! You must spank him, you gotta spank the slutjak!

Dearest me, is this fruitjak overdue for a creampie. His face is overflowing with lust! That open mouth and fuck me eyes, the imaginary cocks plugging all of his holes aren't going to be satisfying him for long! No-sir-ree!
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there's kids on here buddy.
 
Ballos said:
View attachment 39955
What's that? Pinejak is currently "backing that ass up" for Applejak? Oh my, I must bear witness to this! UH-OH slutjak coming through! HOLY MOLY! This 'jak's a real looker, ain't he? He's got that bitchy bottom energy written all over him, I can hear his voice just through that look his making. "Will a big strong man PLEASE come over and pleasure me?" Yes yes, that's what's going through his mind! Slutjak came here prepared. Prepared to be ravaged by his fellow fruitjaks. He is the prize of the Battle of the Ridge, and quite the prize he is.Are you single, babe? Do you want to get your pineapple juiced? I can please you, slutjak.

Zoo wee mama, now that's a grade-A sluterino! Do you think he sucked some dick before coming to the ridge? What am I talking about, that slutjak can't help himself when presented with an all you can suck buffet of man meat! Jinkies! His allure is just too powerful! Hm... *inspects him with a magnifying glass* Yes yes, this is a slutjak alright. *grips his ass cheeks really hard* Tight, firm butt cheeks. *Spreads them* A shaved butt holly *pulls off his thong* A shaved, uncut cock. *rubs legs* Shaved legs... Glorious! This slutjak is flawless! What a ripe pineapple slutjak, he's in need of a few butt spanks. Pinejak looks like he'd be a brat in bed, instructing you how to please him and not being too kind about it! Yes, he will call you bad names while you're on top of him! You must spank him, you gotta spank the slutjak!

Dearest me, is this fruitjak overdue for a creampie. His face is overflowing with lust! That open mouth and fuck me eyes, the imaginary cocks plugging all of his holes aren't going to be satisfying him for long! No-sir-ree!
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AAAAAAAALAAAHU AAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAARRRRRR AAAAAANNNNDDDDD AAAAAAAAZZZZZRRRRRAAAAAEEEEEEEEEELLLLL, BEHEAD THIS FAGGOT.
 
Soygoy said:

This site is a mess.​

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  • Remove the following reactions: Marge (Copy of Hmm?), Faggot (Copy of Jartycuck, is a Pineapple ??), Mutt (Unnecessary), Kek (Copy of GEG), Juden (Unnecessary, what kind of message are you trying to send exactly, this some kind of nazi site?), Glowie (Unnecessary), Redditor (Unnecessary), 4cuck (Unnecessary), ESL (Unnecessary), Black Excellence (Unnecessary), Boomer (Unnecessary). The oversaturation of reacts is genuinely similar to a discord janny adding a bunch of useless emotes. More /=/ Better. Get rid of them.
  • Get rid of reaction score. It's literally Reddit karma.
  • Upgrade the fucking file limit. I can't even upload gifs or anything that's like 20 megabytes.
  • Fix gifs in PFPs
  • Allow us to send attachments in private conversations it is genuinely annoying.
  • The special board idea is an experiment for now, but to be honest I don't think it's a good idea. MVP role will be renamed and made invisible, hopefully. If anything this board should exist for the purpose of raiding without getting shut down. Ultimately this board might be a bit useless considering that users who might want to join in on the conversation will ping the users outside of the board and create threads for monitoring the activity of the board, defeating the purpose. If it stays, delete it. It creates ego amongst users who have access to it and will cause more namefag drama in the long run, especially if people there start using it to bitch about other users knowing they can't reply directly, only for those users to potentially ping them outside of the board regardless and cause a giant shitfest.
  • Delete unnecessary themes that people don't use and add custom css support. The sharty has it.
  • Important: Let new changes to the site be ran through a democratic decision making process instead of just doing shit because you're an admin and you feel like it. Create a poll for it, it creates actual community engagement and I feel like the community needs to take better control of this site if you want it to get better. Our say and our voices matter, not the will of the jannies and admins. This isn't your fucking website, it is OUR website.
  • The rules need to be more clear, what the punishments for them will be, etc. Making false reports is not against the rules still and Rule 3 is literally a double rule that disavows advertising and advocating for pedophilia at the same time despite the fact that they should be 2 seperate rules. You should honestly update your rules, they are still practically loosely applied glorified suggestions
  • Filter "Shlog" to "Schlog" (As per request of Hagon)
If you are undecided, do not vote.
If you have any good ideas, I'll add it to OP and then you can vote yes. Do this if you think theres more issues I have yet to address.
If you disagree vote no.
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