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November 28th, 2024: Today is Thanksgiving today, when I woke up my dad asked that I bring him coffee in bed and I did, to which my mom finds out that I went and got breakfast without waiting for her to cook some omelettes for us, but she doesn't wake up as early as I do. At 9:30am she tells us that breakfast is ready and I come downstairs to eat my omelette, with my dad telling me that he wants me to help him scrape insulation foam off of the wood in this old building we have, I did that for about an hour before my dad decided to pay me $30 for helping him out. After that I continued going on the internet until my mom called me down to help her peel potatoes for this dish that she was making which was basically mashed potatoes with cabbage and leeks in it, after that I find out from the girl from Texas that I am texting browses Kiwifarms and boards on 4chan such as: /b/, /r9k/, /tv/, and /pol/, I asked her why she goes on /pol/ if they hate race-mixed people, she said it was just for fun. After a while, my mom, my dad, and I end up heading over to my friend's house, who I will be calling Adams, there was a bunch of other people there including his older brother Ace, his father, his paternal uncle who I will be calling Altrane and Altrane's Chinese wife, his mom who I will be calling Addison, his maternal grandmother who I will be calling Alice, his two cousins, this couple that I didn't know exactly how they were related but I think the wife was Adams's mom's sister, and his girlfriend, who I will be calling Adelyn. I got lucky because they had a ton of prosciutto for all of us to eat, which made me really excited. After a while we all get situated for dinner and we all end up eating a lot. We then get desert before we all end up splitting up into watching the Packers game in two groups, one upstairs and one downstairs, eventually me, Adams, Ace, and Adelyn end up going upstairs to look at our high school yearbook from when we were seniors, we browse through all of the senior year photos and we remark on all the people in our grade, including this one guy who I was friends with since the start of third grade who I will be calling Dean, Dean was a special kid like me, he was fat, I was skinny, he had lots of friends, I had few. Adams despised Dean but I did not; however, we skipped over it until we encountered Sullivan.

Now Sullivan was quite the notorious kid in my grade, he turned 20 back on April 25th he was a 'friend' of Dean and I, while Dean's antics never really harmed anybody in our school, Sullivan was legitimately a weird person to be around, I found out from Addison that his dad talked a lot about inappropriate things from Addison's limited experiences with him, and that Sullivan Sr ended up cheating on his wife with this much younger girl, and there was also Selena, Sullivan's sister; I remember there were rumors that were spread around my school that Sullivan had raped Selena, and from what Addison and Adams told me, he was a legitimate pervert. He was obsessed with Ifunny and his Xitter following was mostly just OnlyFans models, including some troons. Back to the point, I end up finding out from Adams that while Sullivan was living in WOWland, he meet up with this high school freshman that he meet up on Snapchat, Sullivan and the minor end up meeting up with her after 2 weeks at her mother's house, entering through the window both times to have sex with a condom on, later on March 2nd, Sullivan and the minor drive out to the parking lot of a middle school to have sex, but this time Sullivan refuses to put a condom on, she complains and he then blocks her on all social media. The school ends up finding out about the incident and the police get involved, he ends up getting talked to by the police on April 19th and his court trial started on April 22nd with him facing up to 120 years in prison for 1 count of 3rd degree sexual assault and 2 counts of 2nd degree sexual assault of a child, it ended up getting negotiated down to 1 year in prison (he will be released on November 4th, 2025) and I may or may not decide to pay him a visit when he gets released because they publicly posted his jail place. So there's that

After a bit more time there, I decided to head outside to call my grandpa and wish him a happy 82nd birthday, I am going to be seeing him for a few days which is really nice. I checked in on their outdoor cat to make sure he isn't cold and he was really affectionate with me. But then my mom calls me to tell me that I have to drive her home to drop some stuff off, I do that and then drive back so my dad isn't stranded there without a car, I find out from one of the cousins that last year at Thanksgiving, Altrane drank a bottle of wine and said to Adams's cousin that she had a useless job (pharmacy technician) and told her to shut the fuck up; he never apologized for it. After a bit my dad tells me it is time to go home and we then drive home and he continues to watch the Packers V Dolphins game in the living room.

Song of the Day: Teenage Warrior - Little Feat (1990)
 
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November 29th, 2024: Today was honestly a pretty boring day, I woke up and ended up going outside for a bit before I ended up deciding against doing that because of how cold it actually was, I spent most of my time online gaming, at around 5:00 pm, my mom calls me down to help her make this meal with shrimp and the special fettuccine that I ended up buying, dad was in the other room watching this recently-released show called Landmen about oil workers (aka landmen) in Western Texas and a bunch of drama surrounding them. We finished making dinner and it tasted really good. Once dinner is done, my mom decides that we should watch Animal House, it is a pretty funny movie, albeit a bit outdated at parts.

Song of the Day: Louie Louie - The Kingsmen (1957)
 
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November 30th, 2024: Pretty boring day today, I decided to take a walk outside today because the weather was pretty tolerable, but I was sadly still cold, I ended up seeing a cuck chair out in the wild next to this field of corn. During the walk in the corn field, I saw a combine harvesting up all the corn so I ran the other way (even though I am on pretty good terms with the guy who owned the field and his son. Once I got back into my house, I was told by my mom to run an errand for her, bringing Alice some German wine and Addison some leftover food for her chickens, I do that and hang around for a bit before taking the long way home and getting back a bit later, my mom realized that I should have asked for the plastic container with the food for the chickens back but she said she can get it. After dinner I realized that I have a lot of homework so I decided to complete just over half of my Compsci homework.

Song of the Day: Twistin' the Night Away - Sam Cooke (1962)
 
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December 1st, 2024: Happy start of December, the first thing I did when I woke up at 6:30am was say goodbye to my nice cat, (she was sleeping in my room) get some breakfast, and pour myself some coffee into this large thermos, which ended up depleting half of the pot of coffee, the reason why I did this was to get to church at 7:30am because of mass. It was roughly a 20 minute drive to the church but I made it just in time. The church was pretty good but some of the plaster on the walls was peeling off and there was this obvious stain of where a cross used to be on the right wall next to the altar. I remember leaving my coffee in the car that I drank part of, and when I got back into my car, it was surprisingly still warm so I drank it on the way back home. When I finally got home, I decided to work more on filling out the Soyjak Wiki. Packing for going home started at 2:00pm, while I was packing, my mom suggested that I take their real leather jacket, I try it on and notice that it was too big for me, I say:
"Mom, the other jacket fits me better!"
She replies:
"Actually this jacket fits you better."
"No it doesn't!"
"The sleeves on your jacket are too short!" she said, pointing at the 1 inch difference.
I ended up taking both, we said goodbye to my dad and ended leaving at 3:00pm when my mom made me drive all the way home. We had to stop for fuel once and then continued on the road before getting to the part west of the town where the highway going north dropped us off. We drove by this New York themed pizza shop and remarked at how much litter was out on the street. My mom and I eventually unpack all of my stuff before she leaves at 4:45pm. I suddenly noticed that Enosh was there and that was annoying. After a while I noticed that I was signed up to be an usher for tonight, so I run over to the church and got ready. As it turns out, the priest that is real popular was doing mass tonight who I will be calling Pops, so there was a bunch of people there, I am standing in the back when Pops comes up to me and thanks me for helping out, Pops asks me if I was the guy who recently got confirmed, I say yes and he congratulates me. Other's I see there are Raphael and his wife, who I will be calling Raphaela, and Joseph. The time rolls around for us to do money collection and I am starting to get the hang of it. I go up to receive the Eucharist again, after that during the announcements, the priest points at me and congratulates me along with the other 107 congregants there (I checked the headcount) even though Joseph was there. After the mass, I had to close but there was this couple, who I will be calling Lauren and Bartholomew, who stopped me and talked to me for a long time, initially just Lauren but then Bartholomew came over and talked to us. I eventually get out of the conversation and talk to some others before checking all the pews, locking the doors, and heading home for the night. I have a beer in the shower again by the way.

Song of the Day: Airlane - Gary Numan (1979)
 
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December 2nd, 2024: Back to classes, I was taken aback by having yet another quiz today in my first class; however, I actually did slightly better on it before realizing that it was a repeat of the one we had before break because nobody got a perfect score on it at all. After that I go to my second class and it is pretty boring except for the fact that I have a homework assignment for that class and a quiz due on Wednesday. But it seems pretty short so I won't have to worry about that. I continue talking to Lizzo and I mock her for her inability to say "what" I started talking to this Jewish girl named Sydney that I met on Bumble, we get along very well and I find out some things about her, like how she lives in WOWland but commutes over here for work, and that she is a part of a Hillel group organization that even visited The Ohel (basically for those of you who don't know, The Ohel is this gravesite for Menachem Mendel Schneerson and his father-in-law Yosef Yitzchak Schneersohn, who were famous in the world of Judaism, basically people go there and write their prayers on small pieces of paper and then they are burnt up when they get too high) while I was working on my homework, she says that once I complete it I can get a gift. I power along through my homework before finally completing it, she says that she wants to send me a picture of her breasts, but I ask her for a date instead, preferably on Thursday, she says that we just met today and that it was weird to already be planning a date, I then say I was thinking about Thursday, and she says that "she has to think about it" so I ask her what kind of food she likes, and she then unadded me.
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>Wait didn't you say you had something for me?
<Damn I forgot! What would you like haha
>To go on out on a date with you!
<Oh I was thinking titty pic lolll
>🤭
>Still down for the date?
<We did just start talking today
>Yeah and you're pretty nice, I was thinking sometime Thursday?
<I'll have to think about it
>Ooh, what kind of food do you like?
Another honeypot avoided! I decided to start gaming on the modded Soycraft server, I remember turning off my computer for something and turning it back on and it encountered some error. I decided to finish off the day by taking a walk.

Song of the Day: No You Girls - Franz Derdinand (2009)
 
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December 3rd, 2024: Another day of school, I had an exam for my cybersecurity class that was going to happen at 4:00pm, I ended up trying to start studying at 12:00pm but I got distracted and didn't start until like an hour later, I had to go through all the slides and I took a break between the second to last one and the last one to take a walk across campus, get some Gatoraid to drink from this pajeeta cashier, I head back and finish the last one posted and go down to outside where my class is with 45 minutes to spare, I meet up with two of my group members and we discuss what our study guides have looked like, after a bit we head in and he shows me this image he used to help me study:
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We eventually go in for the test and guess what the 3rd question ends up being, the one asking about the different types of modes and what application they are suited to. I ended up getting all of them right. After I completed my test, instead of going to the Tuesday mass event, I went home to work on my programming homework due at midnight, which I did not do good on and made no progress, I then went over to the Catholic place's dinner where the priest tried to guess my confirmation name, I gave him the hint of bees and he guessed it correctly. Surprisingly, neither Asherah nor her roommate were there, but Henry was there. I ended up sitting in the dining room with a bunch of other men but they all ignored me. Peanut butter and chocolate brownies were available for desert so I went over to the entrance of the building to get them, they tasted pretty good and I saw Henry sitting next to this girl who looked like an SSRI-poisoned freak, I overheard her saying that she can't eat the brownies because of the hecking gluten or something and I decided to eat a second brownie, I said:
"I'll eat this second brownie for you!"
even though I found her disgusting. I went home and texted Lizzo about Asherah avoiding me or something, I continued to work on my programming assignment before giving up and then going to sleep.

Song of the Day: That's Life - Frank Sinatra (1966)
 
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December 4th, 2024: Enosh was being annoyed by simply existing outside in the living room when I woke up so I decided to go get breakfast at the diner nearby. I didn't finish my pancakes so I saved some as leftovers. I first started off my classes by getting a 6/10 on the weekly quiz for my computer programming class and taking more notes on Prolog (retarded programming language by the way) and then worked on the practice quiz for my actual quiz in my second class, I think I did pretty well on that quiz and the teacher gave us a deadline extension for homework that was supposed to be due today and pushed it back all the way to Friday. After that, I made some leftovers for lunch and got banned from the bird website for pissing off a radfem. This tweet that I had posted yesterday ended up blowing up hugely and turned out to be my most liked tweet I have ever made.
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I didn't immediately attend my third class because I had a group meeting for my cybersecurity group at 4pm and eventually went into the third class where we were doing a lab, but I only got 90%, luckily there was an opportunity to get a higher grade next week and I sadly wasn't able to get a checkoff for my partner. After that I decided to walk to the men's night dinner in the blistering cold. I was lucky enough to make it there and there were a bunch of people there, including the likes of Fukuyama, Father Malachi, and the priest who had me confirmed. I talked with this big burly guy who said that he lived nearby and that I should drive with him to my home after the eucharistic adoration and mass thing. Dinner tonight was a salad bar and I ended up eating a lot. After the dinner we went to the eucharistic adoration and I ended up waiting in line for confession until I realized that it was my confirmation priest who was so I moved over to a different line. About halfway in while I was waiting for my turn at confession, I ended up feeling an overwhelming sense of dread and decided to leave the Eucharistic adoration and walked home, yes, in the cold. I finally got home without freezing to death and had some brandy with some ginger ale mixed in and tried to call Asherah again at 10:16pm but she ignored me, I told Lizzo to try and call her for me to apologize about saying some weird shit when we went to watch Conclave together about Peronism being satanic and she told me:
“Tell her yourself man!”
I just started posting more drunk shit on Twitter and then went to bed.

Song of the Day: CARNIVAL - Kanye West, Ty Dolla $ign (2024)
 
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December 5th, 2024: Another boring Thursday, I woke up and posted my Biblejak before I had breakfast, and then after that I went to the grocery store to buy some cereal and milk, I took the bus back after that and it was great because I didn’t have to deal with the blistering cold inside the bus, I made some transitjaks and ended up causing some clitty leakage on the blog. I made some ramen with an egg for lunch and I was originally going to eat it out in the dining room but Enosh just had to fucking be there so I moved back into my room to eat. At 2:30pm we had a Zoom meeting with my cybersecurity teacher and she clarified some things about the project. Because there was a secondary project meeting mentioned at 4:00pm, I ended up mistakenly walking to class only to find out that it was just if we couldn’t make it to the first part. I end up going home and then taking a walk to buy some New Glarus beer. Once I got back I started on cooking dinner, which was butternut squash ravioli with marinara sauce I found in the fridge, after the food was done I tried to eat in the dining room but fucking Enosh was in the living room again and it was pissing me off so much that I moved back into my room. There ended up being a lot of marinara in comparison to the ravioli so I had to drink the sauce similar to how you would drink milk from a bowl after you have eaten all the cereal in it, it tasted pretty good, I drank the beer I got with it and I still think that Pabst is better. I also texted Lizzo about if she would give me some input on the 5th class I should take for next semester and she just ignored me.

Song of the Day: Noid - Tyler the Creator (2024)
 
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December 6th, 2024: Woke up today at 6:00am for work, had some cereal and coffee for breakfast, and ended up heading out at around 7:30. There was a new system at work for clocking in and out so one of the people in HR helped me set things up, I stocked the drink cooler, did some vacuuming upstairs. At 12:36pm I texted Joseph that I would not be able to attend dinner tonight because I had homework and he said that he would see me on Sunday. One of my tasks I had to sticker a lot of lasagnas so that they can be easily restocked quicker (what we usually do is open a box, label the lasagnas inside, and then put them out.) After that I portioned some food out and got out of work like 10 minutes earlier. On the bus ride home I saw the guy from my work who showed me his vape with a screen in it sitting on the bus next to his young son who was watching TikToks. At home I continued working on my homework and got into a ‘jakking duel with Sating on the Booru. I made a recording for my homework due at 11:00pm and then went to sleep.

Song of the Day: The Old Castle - Emerson Lake and Palmer (1971)
 
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December 7th, 2024: The feast day of Saint Ambrose of Milan! I had more work today, starting off by approving a bunch of stuff on the booru before I had to head out to work. I had to go to the freezer part of the store for one of my tasks. While I was getting some sauces from upstairs, I noticed the other guy who was recently hired was upstairs and it smelled like he was smoking. I got some lunch and then continued with cleaning up upstairs. Once work was done I bought some strawberry-filled croissants and took the bus home. At home I had to deal with Enosh being loud in the living room and leaving multiple lights on while I worked on my homework. I made some more gems and then went to bed.

Song of the Day: The Next Episode - Dr Dre, Snoop Dogg (1999)
 
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December 8th, 2024: Woke up early because today is a Saturday, I had to stock the freezer part of the store again which sucked. I remember Fake Asherah wearing a pink blouse and a pearl necklace, so I made a joke about her being 50 (I thought she was actually 19 years old) to which she told me she was actually 23, a bit later I saw her with her "girlfriend" who I commonly see, she's pretty shapely but always wears a mask and kinda looks like she's trans. After finishing the freezer stuff, I stocked the drink section and then took my first break. I finally got the hang of the new clocking in system so there's that. Around midday, one of the cashiers up front was getting rid of all the locks on the unused lockers, he ended up opening this one which had a bunch of stuff in it, there was a Santa hat which I took, a bunch of wrinkly receipts in it ranging from July 3rd, 2021 to November 24th, 2021, and a bunch of food that expired in 2022, Jesse, the head stocker dared to eat one of the Dorito chips, he took one bite and then ran to the trash can to spit it out, with the open bag leaving a smell of dust. I ended up talking to another employee about the locker and its owner (Reagan) and she said that she got fired around December of 2021. During lunch, I found out that my older sister got her skiing stuff stolen out in Denver, Colorado in the family group chat. I have a prosciutto sandwich for lunch, which had prosciutto, and then I did the closings by myself before taking the bus home. At home I put some green beans and tater tots in the air fryer to make and then walked to church while listening to the Bible, at church the priest from the mini masses was presiding, in his homily, he talked about how he was from Cottage Grove but took driving instructions in Pepin County, Wisconsin because his grandfather was a driving instructor there. After the mass they had the cafe event downstairs, I met this electrician named Paco who turned out to be Raphael's Son. I ended up meeting this guy who I will be calling Isaiah, he is from the Knights of Columbus and recruited me to join them (My grandfather was a founding member of a chapter of theirs and even got this sword that got handed down to my Programmer Uncle.) After that I walked home and went to bed.

Song of the Day: Mister Magic - Grover Washington Jr. (1975)
 
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