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September 15th, 2024: Woke up real early and I continued reading the Bible on the way to work. At work things were going pretty well, the owner of the store gave me a free lunch and I didn't have that big of a stock thing for stocking "that part of the store" I spent the rest of my time putting peas into plastic clamshell boxes, after work I snagged some expired cheese from the cooler in back and walked past multiple homeless people to the bus. I saw this arthoe girl who had messaged me first on Hinge like a year ago and then proceeded to leave me on read on snapchat, which was cringe. After I got home I made myself some leftover spaghetti for dinner and I decided to ask Lizzo if she would help me in finding a girlfriend (I hate dating apps) and she asked me what my type was in girls so I got scared. I eventually made my way to church early to be an usher and things went pretty well.

Song of the Day: I Wanna Be Adored - the Stone Roses (1989)
 
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September 16th, 2024: I woke up early today for my first computer science class where we learned about a programming language called ML. After that I went to the computer lab before we did our second class where I just browsed /g/ on 4chan and didn't listen to the material. After that I gamed a bit on Roblox before it went down for a while. After a bit I was snapchatting the Kazakhstani and she said that her and her roommate (the Mexican girl I mentioned earlier) had adopted these two kittens born on August 26th and that I should come over with the UV Blue Raspberry vodka. I eventually make my way over to her house and I notice that it is kind of filthy, I inquire and she says that they did not buy a broom or a vacuum ever since they moved in here while I watched the Mexican girl's boyfriend drink vodka and sprite straight from the bottle, I decided to offer everybody shots of my vodka and we did that, resulting in us spontaneously singing OMG. At 9pm we decided to order this Uber-like thing to go to a restaurant (we easily could have walked there,) ordered some sandwiches, and then walked back, encountering what the Kazakhstani described as one of her "ex-situationships" After that I went home and had to go back because I realized that I forgot my vodka back there before finally arriving at home.

Song of the Day: OMG - Usher featuring will.i.am (2010)
 
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Oh yeah I found this on my walk yesterday.

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GemersonLakeAndPalmer said:
Oh yeah I found this on my walk yesterday.View attachment 42225
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A clever one indeed! In order to find the greatest bibisea, one must look beyond the size, shape, and girth, but also for smaller details like texture, color, and patina. It would be a great idea to seek a specialist to hone in on these finer details like color, but you must also find one that isn't hyperfocused on singular ones. A compatriot of mine in New Zealand failed to take into account the bigger(!) picture of his acquisitions, and he found himself with harsh tears that left him unable to fully indulge himself for a long while. And all of this before a massive migration effort that tremendously increased these opportunities! So, when selecting for Phallus Africanus, as the Roman Greeks called them, be sure to keep a strong eye out for both the fineness and for new variables yet unlearned. I hope this could be of help, and I wish you the best on your curation journey. Send dear old Johnson my regards!
 
September 17th, 2024: Woke up today realizing I don't have to do shit for most of it so I decided to set up my Xubuntu laptop and be more productive on that device (AKA browsing /g/ on 4chan most of the time.) I eventually had my only class of the day and payed attention to my ESL teacher talking about the homework assignment. After my only class I talked with Lizzo a bit and I described my type as being non normies and she said:
<Ok so you want a girlfriend with unique/alternative music tastes and is also into political literature
Which basically describes Asherah but she said she isn't interested in romance at all which was weird. At around 8pm I went to this forest to read the Bible on my phone.

Song of the Day: Cinderella Man - Rush (1977)
 
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September 18th, 2024: Had to wake up early for my first class, where we spent most of it going over some more SML, after a bit my mom tells me to call her sometime after 10:45am to talk about studying abroad and getting my roommate to do the dishes more often, after that I had my second class and then went home to notice issues with my door, and that now it is straight up stuck and I either had to climb out of my window to access the rest of my apartment or go though my roommate’s room. After being stuck in my room for a while I went to my third class where I learned I would have to create a fucking MIPS compiler with Java by October 3rd. Once that class was finished, I went back home and studied a bit more before going to my confirmation class, on the bus this black couple entered and started a huge ruckus while arguing with these two black people, one guy and one girl with a dog, got on the bus and started yelling at random people and calling this one white guy a lizard alien from the planet Caucasus. At the confirmation class we learned more about the Bible and got our sponsorship forums (I have to find a sponsor now.) After that I decided to unwind with a can of Jack Daniel’s Coca-Cola and some Skyrim.

Song of the Day: Help! - The Beatles (1965)
 
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