February 9th, 2025: Really stressful day today. I got to work early and dealt with the drink cooler but then I was forced to deal with the freezer which pissed me off, especially because Jesse was being really vague about where the meatballs were at one point. When I got to the freezer a bunch of people decided to suddenly crowd the aisle, with there being this one White dude and his 3 kids trying to get through a place that his shopping cart wouldn't fit, he kept trying to tell me about something, which turned out to be this glass container of lupin beans he knocked over, I was getting furious, but Lebanon cleaned up the mess nearby. Later in the day I heard Lebanon talk about how his 2 year old daughter was having health issues because of her weird breathing, and a bit later I saw his wife and his daughter. When I went on my lunch break I realized I didn't have my wallet but I did have 2 $5 bills, so I bought some cold pasta with sausage and then microwaved that. I continued taking stuff to stock the shelves downstairs, I eventually had to fill the pasta sauces and on my second trip over some boxes of basil sauce fell and I smelt the sauce, so I found the box with the broken one and took out the intact ones to repair them. The Native American girl from my art class posted another nutjob rant which went like:
<I love when I come home from work, my brain turns to mush and I'm at my prettiest, saddest, and translucent. I also feel my body the most, all of my urges ache, then I wake and they go missing along with that fleeting good dream.
I finished up all my tasks a bit early so I left early and decided to go to the other church for their 5:30pm mass. On the filled bus ride to church, there were some protestors coming back from the recent Palestine protest and also this group of 8 Black teenagers who were playing music really loudly and it got on my nerves so much I just wanted to tell them to turn their music off, I secretly recorded a video of it and posted it to my Xitter account.
I get through the services while a bit fidgety and then take the bus back, which arrives at 6:50pm. On the bus ride home there was this pair of headphones next to my seat and this old guy asked me if those were mine and I denied it. When I got inside I saw Enosh and his two friends, this Lebanese girl and her friend, who I will be calling Angela because she looked like a young Angela Merkel. I eat some of the wings that they have, with Enosh offering to make me an old fashioned, he asked how many ‘fingers’ I wanted (basically how strong) and I asked for 3, we watched as the Philadelphia Eagles kicked the asses of the Kansas City Chiefs, I got friendly with Angela and found out that she’s from Virginia, she’s 25 years old, she has Celiac’s disease (can’t eat gluten or her immune system turns on her digestive system), while her friend was 18, she was from Wisconsin, and she had a boyfriend in the Navy who she wanted to transfer to a college over in Virginia for.
I remembered that my programmer uncle one time made a bomb and threw it in the school dumpster which resulted in a huge investigation, my mom told me the story so I asked him:
>What was the thing with you and the bomb and the dumpster?
He deflected:
<Uhhh,
I screenshot this and send it to my mom and she asked me:
<Is that a text with programmer uncle?
My response is to state his full name and then:
>Do the math
After a bit there is a joke about paying somebody and I forgot what but I have a penny in my pocket so I make a joke about offering to pay Angela 1 singular penny if she would bite my thumb and she actually did it, she bit just below my knuckle where the injury I got from slipping on ice was, she got her penny. Angela’s friend said she was scared of the hood nearby because one time when she was doing a DoorDash order there she saw a guy stab another guy. I got to see the halftime show with Kendrick Lamar and SZA and I would say I enjoyed it, throughout the game, I was sort of hitting on Angela and I remember giving her some of the vegetables that were on the platter that Enosh brought out and at one point she made a joke about me giving her vegetables. At one point Enosh showed us this meme about the Civil Rights Act and how Lyndon B. Johnson was much better at getting it passed than president John F. Kennedy, which was notable because it was the “Pass the God damn N***er bill” meme, Enosh also talked about how LBJ would constantly brag about his johnson. At one point Angela’s friend is talking about the new Nosferatu movie and I decided to start singing the song Nosferatu out loud for a few seconds. By the third quarter it was clear that the Eagles were going to win so I jokingly stated:
“Here’s how the Chiefs could still win!”
I didn't see Taylor Swift so there was that. After the game was over I got Angela's snap and I helped Enosh clean up for a bit before taking a shower and going to bed. At 11:34pm I got a message from Angela asking if I drank enough water so I would not be hungover by tomorrow morning. I didn't drink any water nor did I see the message.
Song of the Day: Nosferatu - Blue Öyster Cult (1977)