Datamining Gemerson's Blog

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March 19th, 2025: A bit more eventful day, I started off the day by waking up and having some cereal. I noticed that the coffee grounds and the milk were getting low so I asked my sister if she wanted anything from the grocery store and she said raspberries and bananas. I then walked over there and got all the stuff she wanted and when I went to the checkout, I asked for $50 back in cash and got it. I walked back home and chilled for a while until the guy with the D&D books texted me saying that he could drop them off to me because he was an hour and a half away by bus. At 10:43am he texts me that he’s here and I go outside to see a hipster looking guy with one of those reusable grocery bags filled with the books, I get 6 of them for $100 and I give him back the bag and he leaves. A bit later I text him asking why he sold them and it was because he was moving and they were pretty heavy. The books I bought were the Monster Manual I, the Dungeon Master’s Guide, the Expanded Psionic Handbook, Savage Species, Forgotten Realms Campaign Setting, and the Player’s Handbook II.
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At 11:15am, I got picked up by 6ie and she drove us out to the zoo to see the place. It wasn’t as warm as yesterday so sadly there weren’t as many animals that were out for us to see. I went around and got to see some animals which I found more entertaining.
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A bit later on we go to get some pretzels to eat as a snack and the guy working there gave us a 2 for 1 discount because he thinks the pretzels are too expensive, we continue our tour of the place and 6ie talks about her father now lives in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina and how dangerous it is swimming there. I got a message from Margarethe saying that her oldest son was still sick so this event at her son’s school wouldn’t be an option for an event we could do so I decided on going to the pool bar with my sister. Along the way we see the tiger enclosure which was two separate enclosures connected by a walkway between them but only for the tigers, the tiger on the left was just pacing around with a tick on it's side while the tiger on the right was sleeping. We then loop around back near the entrance and find a Dippin Dots place which isn’t closed and we both order the Banana Split flavor and eat it despite the cold. We both go though the gift shop and don’t buy anything because of how expensive stuff is. After that we drive over to her house and along the way we pass this private school and 6ie starts talking about one of the kids she nannied being the one to always ask the why questions to the priest and she had struggled to answer 6ie’s nanny kid. 6ie then said that 7th Day Adventist Cousin appreciates those types because they always ask the questions that others hesitate to ask and really put a priest’s theological training to the test, she mentions that his birthday is on June 21st and he turns 41 this year, she mentioned it because his birthday coincides with the start of summer. Later on a Cam'ron song starts playing and she gets all nostalgic for high school. We then get back and watch some South Park episodes including “Casa Bonita”, “Cock Magic”, “DikinBaus Hot Dogs”, and “Spring Break”. Before we left to go to this pool bar that my sister was at 6ie mentioned that 7th Day Adventist Cousin is really good at pool and he would underperform so people would make bets that he would lose and then win. 6is also used to live in an apartment 5 stories high with a balcony that she moved out of because her previous dog walked off it in March of the year they got their current dog. I waited for 10 minutes before she arrived with her friends, the first game was ok even though I didn’t play and I watched this chubby Indian or Black guy with a bald head, beard, jeans with suspenders, a blue and white plaid button-up, and round shades which made him look like Dr. Robotnik play at a pool table all by himself. One of my sisters friends who was engaged told me that she was there at the cathedral with her finacé on Sunday and saw the crazy lady. The second game my sister made me play and I was doing horribly so I just left halfway through to take a walk around the block, I got harassed by these 2 Mormons so I just said:
“Eww, Mormons!”
To them, when I got back one of my sisters friends handed the pool cue to me and I told her no a bit too aggressively, my sister then said to me:
“Look, if you’re gonna be a bitch the entire night you can just walk home!”
“Ok, I can just walk there!”
I replied, but my sister just told me to stay. I then watched a third game until we took the bus home, I got back and my sister said that we should get some takeout for dinner and I suggested this ramen place, I went over to pick it up and noticed nobody was eating in. I told my sister about it and she said that whenever she went to that place, she didn’t see anybody there. My sister asks me about the books I bought today and I explain Dungeons and Dragons to her along with the history of the editions. She mentioned that our dad used to play it back in the day. I then take a shower and go to sleep.

Song of the Day: Oh Boy - Cam’ron, Juelz Santana (2002)
 
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March 20th, 2025: My final full day of my spring break. I woke up kind of late having some cereal for breakfast along with a banana. I decided to go over to the coffee shop with the Vietnamese lady that I saw there for coffee, I got the cafe au lait and enjoyed that in the mini upstairs room that was in the coffee shop. I then walked back home to find out that my sister had left for work. I got a text from Margarethe saying that I can come over to her apartment anytime, I get over to the bus stop at 10:00am and text my sister asking if she wants to get lunch together because this was the last day I could do it, I did not get a text from her until after the bus had come and I took it all the way to Margarethe’s place, the crowd on the bus was not rowdy but it was small. When I got off I walked to Margarethe's house to see her, her two kids, and her parents, which included Beer Aunt and her husband/Margarethe's dad, who I will be calling Ford, because one time I went to the Henry Ford museum with him, his brother, Programmer Uncle, and my dad and they were all excited about this Star Trek exhibit. Ford and I then decide to go on a walk with Margarethe's older son. He is feeling better and we go to the bus stop and then around this park, but then he starts complaining:
"I'm cold!"
I reply:
"Do you want to go back home?"
Ford chimes in:
"Yeah, we can go inside and get a blanket!"
We then loop back home and I go inside to see what is going on there. I ended up seeing their black cat who was very friendly but very old. She was eating out of her bowl of wet food and I pet her, feeling her spine and ribcage while doing so. The cat is still very friendly and I think she was there the last time I visited her house for spring break, but I lay down for a bit and the cat tried to eat my hair. I let her because she's pretty skinny. Alexander and Margarethe end up having to put their oldest to sleep while I decided to go downstairs and watch the Gambia vs Kenya football game because it was streaming on Hulu, I continue chilling until at 2:04pm I get some messages from Lizzo:
<Hey gemerson
<How are you
I couldn't see the first message and I didn't want to open it so that she would know that I read it so I scrolled through my notification history to see what she had sent me. I then got a text from 6ie asking me what I wanted to eat from this Cuban place. She was going to get some food to take out, so I placed my order. Later on, Ford, Beer Aunt, and I worked on cleaning out the porch because people were coming over to eat for dinner, their oldest was still sleeping off the cold. I swept off the outside couch cushions and then I swept off the concrete. I wanted to get something to eat but there were a bunch of syringes around because Margarethe's oldest was on a Keto diet (he had Autism AND epilepsy) and I tried to have some of his approved candies but they didn't taste as good. I decided to go with Margarethe to pick up her youngest from daycare and along the way we talked about politics, she then asks me:
"What do you think of Joe Biden's presidency?"
I reply:
"It felt like he didn't do a lot and was just inactive, but you have a congress that hates your guts."
We go there and we find her youngest talking on the phone when we pick him up, we end up grabbing the wrong sheet for him, instead we get it for a kid named August. I noticed the error and went back to give it back to the lady. Later on more people came over, including 6ie, Rocky, my sister, Alexander, Margarethe, Ford, Beer Aunt, and the guy that lives in their basement, I think he was also there last time I came here. We end up forgetting to ask the roommate for his order so we each give him some of our food. I tried donating my lime but he refused. I wanted to give 6ie's dog some of the pulled pork I got but 6ie told me:
"Wait until after you have finished your food or she will just beg for more!"
I do exactly that. I give him some after I am done. Dessert is some cake that is basically cake soaked in milk (apparently condensed milk, evaporated milk, and whole milk) with meringue frosting, Margarethe's oldest couldn't have it because he was allergic, but I saved some for my sister because she was at soccer practice, the cake was for 6ie's birthday which was on March 7th, she turned 37. Before I left, I tried playing some music for the kitty but she wasn't amused. 6ie and Rocky drive me back to my sister's place and I take a walk once I unpack my stuff. My sister texts me about it but I just explain I'm going on a walk. I then get back home and take a shower before packing and then going to sleep.

Song of the Day: You Make Me Feel Like Dancing - Leo Sayer (1976)
 
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March 21st, 2025: My final day in Colorado. I woke up at 7:00am and got out of bed at 7:15am. I asked my sister if she wanted to go to this diner for breakfast, she asked where it was and I told her what the address was. She agrees and then we go and walk over to the place. On the walk to the place I end up seeing the setup that they were doing for Bernie Sanders and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, putting up all the fences. We eventually got to the place and I had a waffle which came with a strawberry on top along with some powdered sugar with a side of sunny side up eggs. I was so glad because I haven't had a waffle or freshly cooked eggs in a long time. I eat it up and we each pay for our separate checks. I walk back and finalize packing before I take the bus to the bus terminal. On the bus ride I grab a map of the bus route and I then get to the terminal and ask for a bus map for the 520 route. I get it and then run to the A line to board for my trip to the airport. I got on shortly before it departed and enjoyed the ride to the airport. Once I got off I texted my sister that I was there, but along the way there was this homeless looking guy that sounded like Owen Wilson and a gender ambiguous punk with dyed green hair and 3 earrings in one ear with a Zoro shirt. The Owen Wilson guy starts talking to me and even yells:
"Even the men look like ladies nowaday!"
I gave him the middle finger but he didn't see it. He is still acting like this all the way until we get to the TSA screening, which is the last time I saw him, hopefully he got pulled aside for questioning. I get through without any issues and I take the mini train to the C terminal, I see the green dyed hair person get off at the B terminal and then I get off. I walk over to my flight, which is quite a while away from where I get off and then I chill for a bit until I decide to head back over to the main get off place for the C terminal. I was questioning lunch and was thinking about Einstein Bros Bagels, but I decided on McDonalds like an Amerimutt. I got the Big Mac combo meal and then walked back to my terminal along those things which are very similar to escalators but not for moving up or down. I saw some people filming at a restaurant but I didn't know what for. I finally ate my lunch and I was one of the last people to board. I ended up sitting next to this chubby ginger girl in her early 30s who appeared to be engaged and was going through some job training on her phone. The other girl next to me was more of a younger normie girl. They were both pretty tolerable and the plane ride was ok, I mostly read from my Huey Long book. When we got back we did this weird thing where we went over the lake before we got back to the ground, I got off and called my mom. Things were pleasant between us but I had to cut it short because my bus got here by then. I got on and took a long ass bus ride back home. I think I saw the watermelon kippah guy from the election party that I went to but he didn't have a kippah and it turns out he had a walking stick that those blind people use. I finally get back home and I see Sabrina and her roommate outside laughing loudly.
"Hey Sabrina, what even are you doing?"
I ask.
"We're gonna go out, where did you come from?"
She asked me.
"I just got back from spring break in Denver, Colorado seeing my sister and cousins! What are you doing?"
"I'm going to hang out with friends, when are you working this week?"
"Saturday and Sunday, what about you?"
"The same, anyways see you!"
I walk back inside and put my stuff in my room and unpack a bit. I hop on the computer for a small while and play games. I then realized that I had no milk so I went to the convenience store to buy a half-gallon of milk and some ginger ale to drink. Once I got back from the store I decide to watch two episodes of Severance, inbetween episodes I decide to message Lizzo saying:
>Watching Severance
Following the advice @Xiuhcoyotl gave me about not being too wordy. I noticed that it was an old friend of mine's birthday on Snapchat so I asked him how old he was, he said he was 19. I then took a shower and went to sleep.

Song of the Day: Jet Airliner - Steve Miller Band (1977)
 
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March 22nd, 2025: Work, work, and more work. When I woke up it was really cold so I checked the window I left open to find out it had cracks in it somehow, I tried to shut it but it is so fucking old that I had to put in too much force which resulted in the cracks becoming larger. So I filed a work order with the company that manages my apartment. I finished off my Rice Krispies for breakfast before heading out to work. The bus ride there was ok and I clocked in a bit early to work on the beverage aisle. When I got done I then had to clean up the upstairs, while I was downstairs I saw Sabrina and we said hi to each other. I had a prosciutto sandwich for lunch and had to ask to get some balsamic vinaigrette on it, speaking of which, the vinaigerette sampling guy was here today, he had a kind of chuddy look despite being middle aged. At 2:00pm Sabrina left work and was replaced by none other than fAsherah, I saw her walk into work and then pointed at her as she pointed back at me. I noticed that she was wearing a skirt with images of cherries plastered all over it so I complimented her skirt, I looked further and noticed the cherry parts were actually skull shaped.
“This will be your skull, it will be fashioned out of clay!”
fAsherah proclaimed.
“Wouldn’t it be made out of cherry flesh, those are cherries?”
I replied, fAsherah then looked surprised and said:
“Ohhhhh yeah!!!”
I continued with my work and checking the garbages. At one point I had to clean this pillar and while I was doing that Matt noticed that it was shaking as I scrubbed it.
“Oh shit man you’re strong, be careful with that pillar!”
Matt said. I realized that there was actually a second pillar inside that was actually the load bearing object. On my second break I noticed that I got an Instagram message from the bigger girl who I broke up with in January saying something about memories. I then started on by closing tasks and noticed that the other person in my department for closings had left early, I had to do some of his tasks for him but I grabbed some lasagna sheets that Jesse gave me (I ate a few during closings as a reward for completing tasks,) and some dill salad bag mix. As I was doing the garbages I noticed fAsherah slacking around so I stared at her and then looked at her drivers license (She has one of those phone cases that also function as a wallet) and I said her full name. She replies to me:
“Well you’re hyphenated so there’s that!”
I took the bus home and had the salad bag for dinner, I accidentally spilled the crouton bag out, but it was mostly in the sink so no biggie. I then worked on my German class reflection for an hour and then took a shower before working on my blog post for yesterday then going to sleep.

Song of the Day: Mo Money Mo Problems - The Notorious B.I.G., Puff Daddy, Mase (1997)
 
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March 23rd, 2025: Final day of work, I had to do the frozen section again sadly, but I got through it ok. I worked on more cleaning stuff and even had to go into this dark part under this machine to clean there, I told fAsherah about it and she said:
"I hope you don't die down there!"
A bit later, the original owner, his son, and Mr. Medici come in and bring a giant cake for the original owner's birthday. The original owner buys me some pasta for lunch and then I have a slice of the cake a bit later, the frosting is one of those cheap ones so it tasted worse than the actual cake part. A bit later me and fAsherah get into a pointing contest again while Sabrina is nearby and fAsherah tells Sabrina to point at me and I tell Sabrina to point at fAsherah, she ends up siding with me. I end up starting on closing tasks a bit early, while I was emptying the garbages, the original owner hands me a small container of cookies and tells me to take it, I thank him then fAsherah says:
"Aww, that's really nice of him!"
I finish the tasks 20 minutes before the store closes so I go to check the bathrooms as an additional closing task, on my way there one of the kitchen guys offers me this bowl of pasta with sausage a day past its expiration date to me and I accept it. I then clock out and go home on the bus, when I get back I have the pasta with sausage for dinner and then I get dressed to walk to church. It was raining on the walk there but I got in early to start handing out the papers with Lucas. Joseph is there and he says hi to me and I tell him about the dinner on Friday being later in the evening. The mass goes through as normal and I also saw Lauren and Bartholomew come in at different times and sit far from each other. The guy who I thought was blind for a while shaved his beard and holy cannoli it was a major change. Later on while I am cleaning up I overhear Lauren talking about how her mother survived Pneumonia twice. I then walk back home, take a shower, and then go to sleep.

Song of the Day: The Crunge - Led Zeppelin (1973)
 
March 24th, 2025: My first day of school back from spring break. I woke up very cold because of my cracked window and took a while to get out of bed, the managers of the apartment still haven't responded to my work order I put in. Breakfast was cereal and milk while I gamed for a bit. I know that Enosh is back now so that's kind of meh. I went to my first class, it was mostly about recreating Unix commands in C. I got one of those red Rockstar energy drinks and then went to my second class, I saw Benjamin and he waved to me first so I waved back! I got my test back and I absolutely bombed it, getting a 15.5/30 for my score, apparently Padma got a 24/30 and there was discussion of a group project and I realized I wouldn't be able to get one. On the walk back home I noticed Sabrina and said hi to her. At home I grabbed my art stuff and then walked to my art class to finish up my 5 hours of work on the paper cutting symmetry exercise that was supposed to be done by the start of class, I hadn't done any work over break on it. The pencil transfer didn't work out because it was too hard to see and got smudged easily but I ended up finishing 75% of it throughout class. At 6:30pm I got a call from my mom telling me that she applied to an internship for me and I thanked her for it, it paid pretty well ($25 an hour but it was capped at 20 hours a week) but I stopped trying to get internships because I already got one and I was just putting in effort only to have a less than 1% chance of even getting a response back, the call lasts 7 minutes before I have to go back to class. I then get a second call about the Supreme Court election on April 1st and I just don't really care that much but I'm gonna vote just cause. Of course there was another fucking vaguely worded referendum for the voters that's true intention is to fuck us over even more that's gonna pass with 65% or more people voting yes. At 7:15pm the class ends and I keep my art piece in the class and then walk home. I then take a shower and then try to go to sleep but I don't do so until sometime after 12:30am.

Song of the Day: Se A Cabo - Santana (1970)
 
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March 25th, 2025: Actual gruel for breakfast was what I ate because I was all out of milk, it took 7 minutes in the microwave but it tasted tolerable. After that was my biblejak of the day and then I gathered $1.50 in change for the coffee, I walked over to my coffee shop and realized I was short 1 dime so I had to buy the small coffee at $1.00 instead. In the coffee shop I sat down in the back and while I was drinking coffee I overheard this douchebag-looking guy talking about how he flirts with women but doesn't ask them out because he's respectable. This Korean looking girl said to him:
"You're an honorary girlie!"
All the other women there started agreeing and it was just making me cringe. I walked out and went to a different place before my Xubuntu desktop died. Charging it was out of the question because I left it at home so I just walked back home and grabbed it, I went on it for a while until it was time for my first class. I went in and there was only Quentin that was there. He asks me what I got for my overall grade and I said a 93%, I ask him what his grade was and he says that it was just a 67% because he hasn’t put much effort in. He then says that we don’t actually have class today and we leave, I fist bump him and then go upstairs to work on more of my work. At 12:45pm I head over to my second class where our group had to pick 4 countries and 2 websites to discuss about internet censorship. We had initially chosen 4 countries: the United States, Germany, Belarus, and Russia. China, North Korea, Turkmenistan, and Ukraine, were also in the running for being our 4 choices but we removed China because we thought it would be too popular, North Korea and Turkmenistan for being low hanging fruits, and Ukraine for redundancy with Belarus and Russia. For our websites we decided on Facebook and Wikipedia. When the teacher came to us she said that the United States wouldn’t work because it was too popular so we went with the United Kingdom and India and the website would be Facebook. I heard some others choose South Korea and Qatar. At the end I heard Chappelle talking about something related to men and an arranged marriage involving her, I didn’t get enough context for what she was saying but she is White so the arranged marriage thing hardly made sense. I then walked back home and started working on cleaning up before I had to take the bus downtown for my first ever therapy session, I got there 30 minutes before and walked around for a bit until I went in, the place was confusing but I made my way there. The layout in the therapy room was sort of new aged, filling out my paperwork was a bit of a hassle but I went in. The lady there was 65 years old and she had to call her husband about leaving her keys somewhere. She asked me why I went to therapy:
“Well I have been felling kind of lonely and I have always had trouble making friends.”
I replied to her. I end up talking more about how I never really invited out people when I was younger and it was mostly done by my parents, but others never invited me to do stuff, I’m not sure which one started it but they fed into each other, all my friends were strictly at school or over social media. I talked about how kind of got better during high school but then Covid-19 hit and my socialization plummeted and there was the whole conflict I had with this kid named Phoenix. Basically he bullied me because I had developed feelings for his friend and spread rumors about me, also he said that his step-dad raped him but I doubted it because he said it in a way that felt like he was trying to guilt-trip me. After high school I never had to deal with Phoenix again and college was much better, but I just had my socialization take a nose dive after I moved off campus. I also talked about my alcoholic aunt and how I was originally supposed to be one in a set of triplets but because my mom delayed doing something way too fucking late, I don’t have any triplets, which made me feel really sad all of the sudden. A bit later I get asked The Question:
“So have you ever had any suicidal thoughts?”
I responded no because I wasn’t stupid. After that I went home and then over to the dinner event. They still had the fucking short spaghetti which I fucking despise. Punk wasn't there sadly. I ended up sitting with Henry, the guy who looked like a Greek god, and Henry’s girlfriend, which consisted of me disapproving of her whenever she playfully mocked Henry. After a certain point the Greek god guy said:
“Dude I have the weirdest dreams.”
I then replied:
“The last weird dream I had was when Zephyr told me that her last name was Stanson!”
“Wait who’s Zephyr?”
The Greek god guy inquired.
“Oh yeah she’s my friend! She goes to church on Sundays.”
Henry’s girlfriend added.
“Oh yeah I remember seeing her at this different church one time, she didn’t take her hat even while receiving communion! Whatever happened to her?”
I replied:
“She has a class now at this time so she stopped going.”
Is what Henry’s girlfriend said. I then have dessert and then head home to watch two more episodes of Severance. I then took a shower and went to sleep.

Song of the Day: Haus am See - Peter Fox (2008)
 
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March 26th, 2025: I woke up somewhat early today for the Wednesday breakfast with the priest, I walked over a bit late but I still got there early before he unlocked the door. The only other person that showed up was the guy who recently had the kid. For the topic of study we focused on Thomas Aquinas's writings on loving thy neighbor, the priest said that he chose this topic because there was the whole debate on immigration restriction between J D Vance and Pope Francis and our whole idea was to figure out what they were referring to and who was right. We don't really come up with a definitive answer. I then proceed to walk home and work on some homework for my classes. It turns out yesterday that the Kazakhstani posted a message about her trying one of the Oreo mint ice cream sandwiches with a message thanking me. On Snapchat, Macie posted a story of her rock climbing so I posted a picture of me when I was rock climbing, she asks me:
<What gym is that?
I reply:
>It's in Denver...
<Ah
At 12:39pm, I get a text from Quoc saying:
<Hey Gemerson. So it’s confirmed for end of May I move out and you move in. Let me know what your plan is on when you move in.
So I reply:
>Most likely May 31st
I then go to my first class of the day but take a detour to buy a Monster Energy. Along the way I see Pen Guy and notice that his son is with him but his son was glued to his Iphone, which kinda hurt my respect for Pen Guy. In my first class the professor talks about the chmod command. I then go to my second class where I sit near Padma, she is much friendlier to me than usual, we chat a bit before class but then her friend comes in and she sits in the spot in between us, I just decide to move away. And then proceed through the class as normal. I went over to the Catholic center at 4:30pm because The Honduran was doing bible study, I saw Benjamin, Henry, and Markus there and we were doing a study on Genesis 2. One of my discussion points that I made was on this section of the Bible:
>10. A river rises in Eden to water the garden; beyond there it divides and becomes four branches.
>11. The name of the first is the Pishon; it is the one that winds through the whole land of Havilah, where there is gold.
>12. The gold of that land is good; bdellium and lapis lazuli are also there.
>13. The name of the second river is the Gihon; it is the one that winds all through the land of Cush.
>14 The name of the third river is the Tigris; it is the one that flows east of Asshur. The fourth river is the Euphrates.
I made note of how the first two rivers mentioned were mythical while the last two rivers mentioned were real. I had to leave early for my art class sadly. I remembered that there was this filming event that was happening tonight that Skeleton wanted me to do so once my art class started, I went with some people that were setting up art because the teacher would be with them during it, and then I went to grab something to eat. I bought a bacon cheeseburger for $5.79 I think and I accidentally overloaded it with onions but I actually like eating uncooked onions somewhat, along the way I saw my state senator with this other guy and they were giving out these books about our state called the Blue Book, I got one for free and then went over to the filming place at 5:20pm. A good amount of other people were there including Skeleton and I's dungeon master and his girlfriend Monique. I talk with them a bit and we all draw faces on our thumbs, I drew a happy face on my left thumb and a sad face on my right thumb and had the right thumb act kind of depressed for the excitement wave that we filmed. We got started filming at 5:45pm and finished up before the Bible study event that happens at 6:00pm in the room was supposed to happen. I then walked back to class and finished up my art project before she had me work on the assignment of making a color wheel and a gradient scale for complimentary colors. I didn't bring any of my stuff for that but I had my pencil so I worked on drawing them, I had to sit with the Ginger girl because we had to share the example for the assignment. I was messing up the wheel because the drawing compass kept shifting on me and she said:
"Just try to press lighter!"
I tried that to no avail; however, I found out that if I just kept the compass in place and rotated the paper, it worked for me perfectly. I then got a call from my dad where he asked me about my spring break and I told him how well it went. He asked me if I smoked any weed and I said yes and also talked to him about the cannabis soda, he laughed. Lastly he was curious about the date I recently had and I lied to him about planning another date with her. I then go back to art class and then art class ends so I walk back home and work on this tier list of Schlog users. I then take a shower and go to sleep.

Song of the Day: The Mummers' Dance - Loreena McKennitt (1997)
 
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March 27th, 2025: Another meh day today, I woke up and had some more cereal before I headed out to study outside my home. I just sat by myself and worked on the stuff that I had to do before my German class. I got done with them pretty early and then went to get some coffee with Smack That playing in the background. I was wearing my Germany hat because I felt like it for German class, when I got into my German class we were all given some German chocolates that the professor had brought from his spring break trip to Germany. We learned mostly about transitive verbs in the class before I headed out. Outside I ended up seeing this guy from a conservative organization doing one of those debate things where people could sign up to talk to him, there was this one safe-edgy douche-bag guy that was disrupting the event just because he felt like it, but I ended up seeing Henry and Markus there so I just hung out with them for a while while watching the people debate him at the microphone, I stayed around for a while and a while in I saw fAsherah walking in my general direction so I pointed at her and she pointed back at me, we talked for a bit and joked around a bit more before she left, saying:
"Goodbye, I can't believe they let you out to roam!"
There was this other guy that was a friend of Henry's and we talked a bit, he said he wanted to talk with the guy and he ended up signing up for it. A bit later he ended up debating him but I noticed a pattern more of agreement than conflict as with the other people talking. When I went to my lab I saw Quoc along the way and I noticed that the instructor had released the file access early instead of at 2:30pm on the dot. When I went into the lab I started working on it early at 2:25pm and ended up finishing at 2:40pm for the checkoff, I then walked back to the event to hang with Henry and Markus a bit more. I remember the speaker talking about the "Communism no Iphone" bit again, at one point the speaker said something very dumb that even Markus (the chuddiest of us three) started laughing a bit. Eventually the event is over and as the guy I met and I were walking back, he says to me:
"I enjoyed talking with him but I wasn't able to ask him the question I wanted!"
I replied:
"What question?"
"It was mostly about if America was going to lose its superpower status."
He elaborated, so I gave my honest 1 dollar and 2 cents:
"Well, if you mean 'is China going to become a superpower' then I could absolutely see it happening in the near future with how much they have focused on internal progress. As for the United States losing its superpower status, I believe that the path that we are on revolving around clinging onto the past while refusing to improve, as with the housing shortage, the declining fertility rate, and the rising barriers to entry in the workforce agewise, it would be correct to believe that the stagnation caused by that would be enough to make the United States lose its superpower status!"
After that was heading back home to have dinner and then heading over for the meeting. At the meeting there was only 6 people in person at this meeting but 3 on the Zoom call, the guy with the bogus legal charges and so was Geno, still playing with their hair a lot. We got done at 6:30pm and I stayed around a bit more, I criticized Geno for vaping and also they showed me their tattoos. A few of which they claimed to have done themselves. I then went home and watched some more Severance, also the Texan told me about how her friends found out about my Twitter account and they were calling me a Nazi and that she was a racist and transphobe. I tried to go to sleep but Enosh still had the fucking light on in his room after midnight so I had to yell at him to get him to shut it off.

Song of the Day: Smack That - Akon, Eminem (2006)
 
March 28th, 2025: A pretty chill day today, I woke up quite at around 8:00am and proceeded to finish off my cereal box. There was a thunderstorm going on outside which I really liked, they’re so calming. I continued working on some homework until I decided to go outside and I realized it was really nice, I took multiple walks throughout the day and even went over the same path multiple times, a bit later on in the day I told Joseph that I could meet him at 5:30 for dinner. In a snapchat today, Vannie sent me a snap of her and this other girl that looked to be around her age so I jokingly said to her:
>Why are you cheating on your girlfriend?
She replied to me with a picture of the two laughing:
<Bruh that's my sister!
I also talk to my mom about getting the lease for my new place with James the Greater signed off and she told me to message my dad, so I sent him an email and he said to call me. I told him about the place, the price, and where it was located and he liked the deal. I then took a final walk and went back home until it was time to go to dinner with Joseph. On the drive there he pulls over because he’s got a call from his brother who is moving from Washington DC to Arlington, Virginia so he could be closer to his daughter’s soon to be born newborn. We then continue but I end up seeing the Guatemalan, her boyfriend, and the Kazakhstani outside their apartment so I tell Joseph to pull over so I can wave to them and say hi. We then drive to the place for dinner and most of it consists of Joseph talking about how the new batch of priests is more conservative than the older ones and he has some conflict with it. It was mostly him talking about the priest for my mini-mass over the summer being pretty conservative, Joseph also mentioned that the priest for the Catholic center was pretty conservative and wore these black things that you weren’t supposed to wear outside your home or the church as a priest, I told Joseph that he lived there and Joseph then realized that it was ok. After the dinner Joseph told me that it was too good of a day outside for me to just stay outside, so when I got back home I decided to call the Guatemalan and ask her if she wanted any fries, she said yes so I came over. When I got there I saw the three along with Eyesight and I got to see the cats, I also brought some Angry Orchard hard apple cider for them to drink, I gave it to the Kazakhstani for her to drink but they said they had to leave for some poetry slam event on a MLK jr street for like an hour. The Guatemalan then said to me:
"We'll only be there for like an hour so when we get back we'll let you know!"
I then went back home and then walked over to the Catholic center for the acolyte training, I did good with it but the other guy there had more experience than me. When I walked home I noticed while scrolling through snapchat that this girl who I will be calling Tenitra had unadded me for no fucking reason. I never hit on her, never wanted to hit on her, said anything weird to her, or even remotely like that to her friend, and I took extra precautions to make sure my chuddy beliefs and acts didn't leak out (to be fair, I wasn't as chuddy back when we interacted the most) but I got home and went to sleep all without receiving a singular text back from the Guatemalan.

Song of the Day: Big Brother - Kanye West (2007)
 
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March 29th, 2025: Back to work today, I woke up kind of late because I didn't set my alarm despite me thinking I did. Work was pretty meh and it wasn't as warm as yesterday. Work was pretty chill and mostly consisted of me stocking the shelves. Jesse and I were the only ones there with the third guy having had his last day, so I would be the only one left to do closings. fAsherah was there and we joked around a bit throughout the day, I found out that she transferred to my college because her fiancee went there. I then went on my lunch break to then find Tenitra while I was getting some pasta and sausage, she then exclaims to me:
"Oh my God Gemerson, long time no see! I love your outfit let me take a picture!"
I let her but I was just fed up with her shit, you could probably tell that I was pissed off but I got the picture taken, I remember back a while ago when I encountered her at a market sale and she liked my fit then and took a picture of me. (This was from May 9th, 2023)

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I was talking to fAsherah during our second break and I asked her for her phone number and she then sends me a picture of her cat calling it a demon. I then finish all my tasks early and I take the bus up to the church that is fancier, more traditional, and the priest does the offertory stuff facing away from the crowd. I then get there and I text the Catholic Center priest asking where the place was and he told me this house. I get in and join a bunch of other men there, including Markus, Benjamin, the Honduran, Rose's boyfriend, and the Greek god looking guy, who I decided I will now be calling Mercurius, we ended up being split up into two groups, one which would work on learning how to make a charcuterie board, and another which would be learning how to cook a steak really well. I ended up in the charcuterie board group with Benjamin and learn from this buff guy stuff like getting most of your food at Aldis, starting off with the cheeses first, having a lot of color in your food, also putting on the grapes last. His kid was with our group and his dad had to tell him:
"Let others do this stuff more, I taught this to you a lot kiddo!"
He seems very normal, not poisoned by Sprunkislop from the sweatshops of Pathein, Myanmar. We finally complete the board before we then chill for a bit.

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(The kid made a smiley face so I did the most rational decision and stabbed it in the head)
I watch the kid play chess against Mercurius, he had a good understanding of the rules, pointing out a time when Mercurius accidentally didn't declare check. Next up was the steaks, Benjamin and I ended up cutting ours in half while the other guy taught us how to make a really good steak, I talked to this guy for a while until I ended up finding out he was a Mormon. We end up finishing it and I head out to eat the steak along with some asparagus and a non-alcoholic beer, the steak was one of the best steaks that I have ever had in my entire life. While I eat dinner I talk with Markus about his experience in the Air Force before coming to college (he's 24) and he tells me about it. We then all go over to this room to listen to this guy give a talk about how he was in the Navy SEALS and his extreme commitment to it and how God helped him through such a tough time, now he's a car insurance salesman with 3 kids. I ate from the charcuterie board and mostly learned to eat slower and alternate between the chocolate and the cashew. The talk ended at 10:00pm and I proceeded to get a ride home at 10:15pm. I then worked on my Duolingo, posted my Biblejak, and then went to sleep.


Song of the Day: Stomp! - The Brothers Johnson (1980)
 
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March 30th, 2025: I had an ok day today. I got to work in the blazing rain and had to stock the shelves, including the frozen section sadly. I goofed around a bit more with fAsherah but she hadn't responded to my text so I knew she just found me annoying, but she kept goofing around with me so I kind of got over it. For my first break I bought a pack of alpine milk flavored wafers and ate some, I gave a few to fAsherah and she tried to grab one for herself but it wouldn't break off, so I called her a waferphobic bigot. She laughed, I then was told by Jesse that there were these fancy Italian wine bottle holders upstairs and I could take one. I then asked Folsade where the original owner of the store was and he said that he wasn't here due to the bad weather. I then paid for lunch for myself. Later on I thought I found some expired meat tortacceli in the freezer so I told fAsherah about it. One time while I was going down the stairs, Folsade and Matt joked that it sounded like My 600lb life whenever I went down the stairs, I disagreed because I am far faster than anybody that stars on that show. After my closings I went into the freezer to see that I misread the expiration date as January 3rd, 2025 instead of January 3rd, 2026. I then told her about it and she said:
"Oh well, I'm a vegetarian so I won't eat it!"
I take the bus home and I see the absolute mess that my roommate left in the kitchen:
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(The bowl of rice is mine)
I then walked over to church for mass where I saw Lucas and Raphael being the two ushers. I talked to Joseph and corrected the day that the Archbishop was going to show up on. I sat through the sermon with my confirmation priest. After that I said hi to him and then walked back home in the rain, I took a shower and then went to sleep.

Song of the Day: (Sittin' On) The Dock of the Bay - Otis Redding (1967)
 
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March 31st, 2025: Final day of March, I woke up and went down to the convenience store to buy some cereal for myself. It was pretty cheap because it was one of those generic brand stuff. I then started working on filling out a Dungeons and Dragons character for myself. I then decided to head out to my first class, I remember from the last lecture for my first class that there would be a test in person today. On my way to my first class I decided to get an energy drink but the vending machine wasn't working so I did a bit of a walk to get a standard Monster Energy to drink, I went through my full first class only for the test to be at the end, it was about the chmod command for Unix systems so I easily finished it. I then decided to walk to my second class, the other guy in the group said that Padma wouldn't be there because she was studying for a Data Mining midterm. I left early but did it in a very stealthy way because I didn't want to make the teacher upset. After that I watched an episode of Severance while eating these ranch dressing flavored takis. I then decided to head over to my art class while bringing all of my painting stuff to work on the painting project. When I get there Ginger Girl asks where the teacher is so I check inside her 'office' and see that she's there.
"What do you need?"
She asked.
"Ohh, Ginger girl was just wondering where you were."
I replied.
At 5:00pm, we walked over to this collection in the library on the top floor, all 8 of us went in and we listened to the guy speak about Josef Albers' color theory. And the story of Josef Albers, from his birth in 1888 to him becoming a student at the Weimar Bahaus in 1920, then graduating to facualty in 1922, promotion to professor and marriage in 1925, emigration from Nazi Germany in 1933, work at Black Mountain College in Black Mountain, North Carolina until 1949, move to Yale University in 1950, publishing of Interaction of Color in 1963, and eventual death in 1976. The presenter said that he started working here in 1994 and worked in library collections for 7 years prior, he was to retire next year. He then showed us the original prints where we were divided up into two groups, each with two roles, the grabber and the reader, I foolishly chose to be the reader and got progressively more exhausted as Albers' verbosity won in its attrition campaign against my throat.
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After a while the presenter shows our group the oldest book they had in the collection while this Eastern Asian girl walked around taking photos of stuff, I was the first one to identify the book as a collection of Latin poems.

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Our group looked at it for a bit before returning to the prints. I then went outside to get a drink of water and Ginger girl was also there, I said:
"Reading also getting to you?"
She just nodded. I then see some hand sanitizer with those microbeads that they don't add to things anymore and I wash my hands with them, TMF says that it smells good and asks where I got it. I show it to her and pump one single thing of hand sanitizer for her, she says I gave her too much so she give some to the others in her group because her hands were so small, I compared my pinky finger to this girl's middle finger and I started laughing my ass off because mine was somehow longer. At 7:30pm we left and got our stuff from the classroom so I went home, took a shower, and then went to bed.

Song of the Day: Bite my Hip - Bauhaus (2018)
 
April 1st, 2025: Another Tuesday today, I woke up kind of early to find some texts from my ethics class groupchat about us not submitting the discussion sheet yesterday with Chappelle blaming it on the guys. I then got myself some breakfast, which was just cereal and coffee, after that I proceeded to work on the work for our ethics class and created the Google Document while outside of my home. I got some more work done and then finished up with this German assignment that we had to print out and complete. I then entered my German class where we learned more about the accusative case and watched the music video for Zukunft pink, Quentin was there and that was ok. I then get out and find out that the South Korean had done the writeup for the discussion text and submitted it for us. I then decide to buy some fries from this restaurant on my walk over to my second class and I eat some on the way there. I then decide to give the rest to my group and Chappelle ends up eating most of them, the other girl ended up eating some but they are all gone by the time the South Korean gets there. Our topic of discussion is to talk to another group about what we have written up. The group we got partnered up with didn't have anything submitted so they just went off what they had memorized. We got our discussions done kind of early so Chappelle started to write down the answers for the questions while I started doodling which inspired the other two to do the same, the other girl was drawing Toon Link, I then talked with her a bit and she told me that there was going to be a Nintendo Direct tomorrow which I thought was pretty nice. We then leave and I go home for a bit until I head down to my therapy session. I managed to get in pretty easily this time and we talked a bit more about my lack of friends and issues with my roommate Enosh. The therapist told me that my goal for next session was to work on asking James the Greater to hang out sometime. I then take the bus back then walking to the Catholic Center for the daily mass, there was no acolytes assisting the priest sadly, when I went to sit down, I noticed that nobody else had elected to sit near me but there was this one girl who sat on the opposite side of the row from me. Elizabeth was there after a while of being absent. Mass went through as normal and then we went to get food. It was Henry's 23rd birthday today so we all celebrated and I went to sit with him, Elizabeth went into the same room as us so I pulled out a chair for her to sit down in, but she ended up sitting at another table. A bit later I asked:
"Whatever happened to Punk?"
Henry replied:
"Wait who?"
I clarified:
"You know, the one person that used to go here and dressed kind of alt, I don't know her name."
Henry's girlfriend added:
"You mean Zephyr right, I know she works at the big building now!"
I then say:
"No not Zephyr, besides where's your job!"
"Excuse me! I'm a shift manager at a gas station!"
This consists of more bickering until they finally say her name, after a bit I then decide to walk home and see Mercurius outside on the phone, I say bye to him and then get back home and go to sleep.

Song of the Day: Zukunft Pink - Peter Fox (2022)
 
April 2nd, 2025: Another pretty hectic day today, when I woke up I browsed Xitter until I saw a tweet something about a guy's YouTube recommended tab being a indicator of who they are, so I decided to open YouTube and then the first thing I see is the new Nintendo direct, I open it and watch the livestream for a while, but I ended up encountering issues with the loading and I wanted more info on the new Mario Kart World so I decided to text the other girl from my ethics class group:
>I’m watching the direct, did they mention the new Mario Kart yet?
<Head back to the -50 Mark, I think they have Mario Kart there
>THE MOOMOO MEADOWS COW IS A PLAYABLE RACER!?
<I guess so lol
<Looks like I’ll have to switch my main
>That’s like 40 confirmed characters.
<Definitely a larger character roster than 8, wouldn’t be surprised if they got even more
>They might finally include Goomba.
<I could see that, I could also see pirahna plant being playable if it’s not already
>They got the stage hazards from that one DoubleDash!! course as racers.
<Yeah! That’s definitely gonna be a fun add-on to the game, I also saw another racing game in the end I’m excited for! :D
>The whole costumes thing is interesting.
>They still need Funky Kong though.
<They might include him
<Speaking of, did you watch the direct after? They did have some interesting Donkey Kong news
>No…
>But it looks interesting.
<There might be a trailer seperate to the Direct, but I’m guessing Funky Kong will be a part of that if anything!
>I mained him in Mario Kart Wii so much!
<Oh! If he was in Mario Kart Wii, they’ll probably have him then! This seems like the Smash Ultimate of Mario Kart tbh
>I thought it was the Super Mario World of Mario Kart.
<That too, but I’m guessing they’ll include some character like Link and Inkling again (they did in 8 Deluxe)
>They should include F-Zero characters as compensation for them not having a game since 2003.
<If I can get a ‘FALCON PUNCH’ scream each time I pint a Kart, that would be freaking awesome
>I would like to play as Captain Falcon.
<I would also like to play Captain Falcon XD
>I remember in this modded version of Mario Kart Wii they used to have an F-Zero track but they got rid of it.
<Oh, they gotta bring that back
<I wanna See the NPCs hey hit not just by themselves, but also by NPC F-Zero Karts
>Oh no! 😥
>Mario Kart World is gonna be a nightmare like that.
>The Goomba King also needs to return.
(The last three messages were all sent within a minute of the first and the last)
I then texted my priest about the public breakfast but he said it was off because he couldn't make it today, it was raining outside so I just sat inside while until I realized that there was the breakfast thing that Punk had told me about. I went there a bit after it started; however, through my entire time there, I never saw Punk so I just knew they were avoiding me. The breakfast was ok and there was this one guy who then asked me about my name:
"Hey, what's your name?"
I replied:
"Gemerson"
He then asked this question:
"Who were you named after?"
"Apparently according to my mom, I was named after a king?"
Was my response.
After a while there I left and went back home for a bit until it was time to head out to class, I got there and I waited until it was time to go to my next class. I was debating going to my next class but I then decided to go to the map collection alone. I looked around for a short while until I decided to just leave. I then worked on writing my blog entry for the day. My battery was low on my phone but I just finished it up on the laptop. I then went home and then to the convenience store to buy some ramen, I went back and cooked up some for myself and added this sliced ham that smelled kind of weird. I cooked it and ate it before heading out to the Bible study, it turns out that it was canceled because only the Honduran, I, and 2 other people showed up so they just talked about tequila for a bit, the Honduran talked about his special needs brother and then offered to drive me back to campus for my art class, I accepted. In art class, Kelechi was trying to be nice to me even though I fucking despised him. I worked on the color wheel with the paint that we were given and got it 8/12ths done. I then went to this Papa Louie's game event on campus and played a perfect full week of Papa's Wingeria. The girl next to me turned out to be Skeleton's girlfriend and she said that she recognized me. I then left but I didn't realize at the time that I had left my backpack behind. I took a shower and after that tried to watch an episode of Severance but I had left my laptop in my backpack and it was back at the place. I got back and grabbed my backpack before heading back home to watch 2 episodes and then went to bed.

Song of the Day: Blinded by the Light - Manfred Mann's Earth Band (1976)
 
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^While writing this complaining about her randomly not texting me. She texted me about the Nintendo Switch 2 prices.
 
April 3rd, 2025: Final day of classes for the week. I woke up and I had some cereal for breakfast while working on my German homework before class. I decided to go to the coffee shop to get my coffee there, while I was working on my homework I overheard this girl talking about her weight loss and how she was a lesbian, I found it kinda funny. Eventually the group project girl finally texted me back and our conversation went as followed
<By any chance did you see the Mario Kart World cost seperate from the switch 2?
>Yes 😓
<Not even Donkey Kong’s was that high! I thought they still were doing the $60 games 😭
>I’m going apeshit crazy!
<Same here honestly
>I’m gonna pirate that when it comes out if they don’t drop the prices.
I then went into my German class where we learned more about its grammar and then watched a song about parrots as the teacher explained to us the concept of Schlager music in Germany, he described it as sort of a parody of how popular music was but not really. After that I decided to eat at Taco Bell for the first time in my life. The food was ok and I put diablo sauce on it; however, it wasn't spicy enough for me. While I was eating, I got a Snapchat from Vannie saying:
<Cara said she wants to become friends with you because you also like rush and you we were joking that you would tell her I'm cheating on her if I was with anybody else 😭
So I replied:
>I'd only tell Cara if you were actually cheating
<you accused me of cheating when I was with my sister bruh
>'Actually'
>I admit I was wrong on that one
<hahaha it's all good i just thought it was funny and cara was like see gemerson would tell on you!
>Ok Vannie
<ok
I then went home for a bit until I went to my lab for the week. It was pretty easy because it was just working with chmod and permissions stuff, just copying and pasting the commands listed in the pdf. I managed to get checked off after 20 minutes and then I went home. I then remembered that there was Eucharist adoration today at a different college at 7:00pm. I had dinner which consisted of ramen with a slice of ham and an egg. I then took the bus to the college and along the way had to deal with a guy playing music really loudly and then a guy who reeked of cigarettes. I then got there but Father Constanza told me that I was too early and that it actually started at 7:30am. Eventually the adoration started and I got in line for the confessions, I wait a bit for the confession to open but it ended up going extremely quick and I was told to pray a decade of the rosary. I then got out and stayed in the chapel and had some of the food they served as a second dinner. Eventually I made my way out to the bus stop and it turns out Norah was also there, she said that she recognized me from the holy hour and we talked on the bus ride back, she said that she knew a lot of German and even studied abroad in Salzburg, Austria. I even managed to get her number and she told me:
"If you're ever near my college, just tell me so we can do something together!"
I finally got home, took a shower, watched an episode of Severance, and then went to sleep.

Song of the Day: Ich habe einen kleinen Papagei - Die Schlagerboys (2024)
 
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