Schizo Favorite beverage?

Black Coffee, no sugar.
Black Coffee, please hold the sugar madam.
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Black Coffee, please hold the sugar madam.
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Pray, dear madam, I beseech thee, if it would not be too much trouble, might I request a cup of that most invigorating and darkly brewed beverage known as black coffee? I humbly implore thee to forgo the addition of sugar, for I find that the pure, unadulterated essence of the coffee itself, with its rich and robust flavor, is best appreciated in its natural state. Thus, I entreat thee to prepare this delightful concoction without the sweetening agent, allowing the true character of the coffee to shine forth in all its glory. Thank thee kindly for thy consideration in this matter, and I eagerly await the pleasure of savoring this exquisite elixir.
 
Not my fault you're an effeminate freak who's too weak to understand the taste of baja blast. I get it, its for men only.
nah man, L take. effeminate freaks are the ones who drink shit like baja blast and monster energy drinks. straight men like me prefer water
 
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