Discussion Which Schlog Users Would (You) Ally With During a Zombie Apocalypse?

[Chesnaught]

Discuss

 

[PepsiMan]

I think a prison would be the best bet, perhaps ADX Florence would be the best of the best?

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

So who isn't suriving the zombie apocalypse?
My picks for those who just aren't gonna make it:
@LoogiLad2345 and @bowl would just rely on others to help surivive.
@Username:Required would do nothing but mope about the apocalypse and how everything was better when everyone was getting Covid vaccines or however the old are faggy.
@Ytsuken would probably lose his mind.

 

[PepsiMan]

So who isn't suriving the zombie apocalypse?
My picks for those who just aren't gonna make it:
@LoogiLad2345 and @bowl would just rely on others to help surivive.
@Username:Required would do nothing but mope about the apocalypse and how everything was better when everyone was getting Covid vaccines or however the old are faggy.
@Ytsuken would probably lose his mind.

All of those are true but I have faith in @Ytsuken

 

[WeegeeWarrior]

So who isn't suriving the zombie apocalypse?
My picks for those who just aren't gonna make it:
@LoogiLad2345 and @bowl would just rely on others to help surivive.
@Username:Required would do nothing but mope about the apocalypse and how everything was better when everyone was getting Covid vaccines or however the old are faggy.
@Ytsuken would probably lose his mind.

Even tho im LITERALLY a based sigma lone wolf and gratuated from hustlers university

 

[_73]

@_73 would be the maincharacter, he would kill all the zombies and get all the huzz in the end

 

[_account]

I think a prison would be the best bet, perhaps ADX Florence would be the best of the best?

I don't even think @1844 or Something could grow a garden in the Montana Rockies, perhaps there's snowmelt water but I think a prison in Illinois or Indiana would be easier.

 

[_account]

@_73 would be the maincharacter, he would kill all the zombies and get all the huzz in the end

We don't need taxi drivers in the apocalypse, although you could shoot fireworks at zombies as a distraction.

 

[PepsiMan]

I don't even think @1844 or Something could grow a garden in the Montana Rockies, perhaps there's snowmelt water but I think a prison in Illinois or Indiana would be easier.

Right I forgot about that, I was completely focused on isolation and security I forgot that :( regarding my hypothetical post-apocalypse community you would 100% be on the council, I trust your foresight

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

@bowl and @Ytsuken for emergency protein reserves, @1844 or Something to be gardener (albeit I'm a pretty good Gardener too but redundancy is good)
@Neal because of his advanced zombie (crackhead) knowledge,
@8doe as a scout because he's small and dark
@PepsiMan because he's cool o algo
@Stephen because he'll eat anything

I'd lead the group to the nearest federal prison in an arable/temperate climate, where me and @XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX would kill any remaining inmates or guards in the complex like so:

Once the facility was clear, me and @1844 or Something would convert the prison yard into a garden.

Walls impenetrable by zombies:
Housing surplus:
Guard towers to view the plains:
Self contained utilities:
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Wait why are we killing prisoners and security? Are we the H.E.C.U?

 

[Username:Required]

@MoonMetropolis hes a fed

 

[PepsiMan]

Wait why are we killing prisoners and security? Are we the H.E.C.U?

no but the remaining staff and prisoners are dead weight

 

[_account]

Right I forgot about that, I was completely focused on isolation and security I forgot that :( regarding my hypothetical post-apocalypse community you would 100% be on the council, I trust your foresight

You aren't wrong in that region would have almost zero zombies, it's sparsely populated to begin with and the arad climate would make them immovable husks.

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

@MoonMetropolis hes a fed

Geg, what's he gonna do? Psy-op the zombies into hating white people and endorsing racemixing?

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

@basil is not survivng the zombie apocalypse.

 

[Username:Required]

Geg, what's he gonna do? Psy-op the zombies into hating white people and endorsing racemixing?

Erm ittsa joke, but in the case of an actual zombie apocalypse it would be the wisest to ally yourself with the goverment as they have actual resources unlike terminally online teenagers.

 

[_account]

Wait why are we killing prisoners and security? Are we the H.E.C.U?

no but the remaining staff and prisoners are dead weight

Realistically, all administration and guards would have gone home when the apocalypse started leaving the prisoners to starve. In which case I'd get @encrusted_acro to clean up and dispose of all the bodies (they're really dead because they haven't been infected)

 

[_account]

@basil is not survivng the zombie apocalypse.

Even bowl has some value, Basil has aids so you can't even kill and eat him SMH.

 

[_account]

Erm ittsa joke, but in the case of an actual zombie apocalypse it would be the wisest to ally yourself with the goverment as they have actual resources unlike terminally online teenagers.

>because the government can take care of you after a hurricane

 

[PepsiMan]

Realistically, all administration and guards would have gone home when the apocalypse started leaving the prisoners to starve. In which case I'd get @encrusted_acro to clean up and dispose of all the bodies (they're really dead because they haven't been infected)

if there were some alive we should still kill them because the guards would usurp authority from the group and if we wanna larp as the organization from the turner diaries they're a remnant of the system and should be killed just for that, the prisoners are... prisoners, maybe some of them would be good (Oy like muh walking dead comic) but I wouldn't wanna take that chance

 

[GemersonLakeAndPalmer]

All of them