Discussion Which Schlog Users Would (You) Ally With During a Zombie Apocalypse?

[Chesnaught]

Discuss

 

[PepsiMan]

@Soyteen Liker because I think she's cool and could probably help @Ytsuken because I feel like he's strong and knows a good bit about stuff @_account for the same reasons as well also because he probably would be the most dependable and knows how to find blacksites @qaqorsomething because he would provide entertainment in the zombie apocalypse by discussing Hitler's BBC with us and drawing sprunki on the walls @XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX because I think he's cool and probably has all of Skibidi toilet downloaded so we're not bored to death @Xiuhcoyotl because I feel like he knows good shit @soyjak88 for being a REDGOD @SmallAnus so our colony could claim legitimate successor status from soyjak.blog (also because he is cool and strong) @UendeligKamp because he would push us to survive and is a strong aryan BEAST @1844 or Something because he actually knows how to do gardening and animal husbandry (he only has chickens but I mean if we find cows it'd still work cows are just big chickens or something) and really just people I like here

If I can only pick 3 doe to complete the Left 4 dead team then
@Soyteen Liker @Ytsuken @qaqorsomething

 

[Ytsuken]

@soyjak88 @Chesnaught and @PepsiMan

 

[_account]

Alive Aryan adult thread

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

I'd invite as many as possible, but here are my priority allies to survive zombies:
@nagolbud, expert in survival skills and nature.
@Xiuhcoyotl, expert in boxing, potentally this can be used to combat zeds.
@_account, since firearms are a nessesscity against zeds.
@USL, knowledgeable in food.

 

[PepsiMan]

@Soyteen Liker because I think she's cool and could probably help @Ytsuken because I feel like he's strong and knows a good bit about stuff @_account for the same reasons as well also because he probably would be the most dependable and knows how to find blacksites @qaqorsomething because he would provide entertainment in the zombie apocalypse by discussing Hitler's BBC with us and drawing sprunki on the walls @XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX because I think he's cool and probably has all of Skibidi toilet downloaded so we're not bored to death @Xiuhcoyotl because I feel like he knows good shit @soyjak88 for being a REDGOD @SmallAnus so our colony could claim legitimate successor status from soyjak.blog (also because he is cool and strong) @UendeligKamp because he would push us to survive and is a strong aryan BEAST @1844 or Something because he actually knows how to do gardening and animal husbandry (he only has chickens but I mean if we find cows it'd still work cows are just big chickens or something) and really just people I like here

If I can only pick 3 doe to complete the Left 4 dead team then
@Soyteen Liker @Ytsuken @qaqorsomething

Thinking about how we would govern ourselves I would be the leader (duh because this is MY POST PUTTING YOURSELF IN ANYTHING BUT THE LEADER IN YOUR OWN POSTS IS CUCKED) and I would hold meetings with everyone in a big hut to discuss big issues but for small stuff like "where shall we forage for food today?" or "where shall we expand our tribe?" will be decided by me with a small court of advisors, not really sure who'd be on it specifically aside from @nagolbud as our spiritual leader and @1844 or Something as the main guy when it comes to agriculture and animal husbandry, maybe @_account as the main guy when it comes to guns and military matters too

 

[PepsiMan]

I'd invite as many as possible, but here are my priority allies to survive zombies:

Me too, the more people in our community the more hands that can help build walls, firearms, and tend to crops and livestock
Shlog users would become a patrician class geg

 

[Chesnaught]

Everyone in RED, my Pokébros, Donald, every follower I haven't explicitly mentioned, some other Aryans, and Soygoy (We'll hang him up in a little cage at the front of our bunker to act as the alarm for when we get swarmed by dead nigger zombies.)

 

[_account]

@bowl and @Ytsuken for emergency protein reserves, @1844 or Something to be gardener (albeit I'm a pretty good Gardener too but redundancy is good)
@Neal because of his advanced zombie (crackhead) knowledge,
@8doe as a scout because he's small and dark
@PepsiMan because he's cool o algo
@Stephen because he'll eat anything

I'd lead the group to the nearest federal prison in an arable/temperate climate, where me and @XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX would kill any remaining inmates or guards in the complex like so:

Once the facility was clear, me and @1844 or Something would convert the prison yard into a garden.

Walls impenetrable by zombies:
Housing surplus:
Guard towers to view the plains:
Self contained utilities:

 

[Ytsuken]

@bowl and @Ytsuken for emergency protein reserves, @1844 or Something to be gardener (albeit I'm a pretty good Gardener too but redundancy is good)
@Neal because of his advanced zombie (crackhead) knowledge,
@8doe as a scout because he's small and dark
@PepsiMan because he's cool o algo
@Stephen because he'll eat anything

I'd lead the group to the nearest federal prison in an arable/temperate climate, where me and @XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX would kill any remaining inmates or guards in the complex like so:

Once the facility was clear, me and @1844 or Something would convert the prison yard into a garden.

Walls impenetrable by zombies:
Housing surplus:
Guard towers to view the planes:
Self contained utilities:

Wouldn't I work better as a light source according to you since I glow so much

 

[4tehlulz]

@Minuteman for a pig farm and @basil so xi can be a slave

 

[1844 or Something]

@bowl and @Ytsuken for emergency protein reserves, @1844 or Something to be gardener (albeit I'm a pretty good Gardener too but redundancy is good)
@Neal because of his advanced zombie (crackhead) knowledge,
@8doe as a scout because he's small and dark
@PepsiMan because he's cool o algo
@Stephen because he'll eat anything

I'd lead the group to the nearest federal prison in an arable/temperate climate, where me and @XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX would kill any remaining inmates or guards in the complex like so:

Once the facility was clear, me and @1844 or Something would convert the prison yard into a garden.

Walls impenetrable by zombies:
Housing surplus:
Guard towers to view the planes:
Self contained utilities:

/Calmly/ gardening in an abandoned prison yard while shots ring out all day sounds incredibly kino

 

[evandoe]

Considering question more, y want all users under the age 18 'allied' with mi for reasons if tu getting what mi es saying
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What did he meant by this?

 

[_account]

Wouldn't I work better as a light source according to you since I glow so much

You aren't wrong, if I cannibalized you I would probably get radiation poisoning.

 

[_account]

@bowl and @Ytsuken for emergency protein reserves, @1844 or Something to be gardener (albeit I'm a pretty good Gardener too but redundancy is good)
@Neal because of his advanced zombie (crackhead) knowledge,
@8doe as a scout because he's small and dark
@PepsiMan because he's cool o algo
@Stephen because he'll eat anything

I'd lead the group to the nearest federal prison in an arable/temperate climate, where me and @XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX would kill any remaining inmates or guards in the complex like so:

Once the facility was clear, me and @1844 or Something would convert the prison yard into a garden.

Walls impenetrable by zombies:
Housing surplus:
Guard towers to view the plains:
Self contained utilities:
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Once secure base was established I'd send @8doe to go get any other shloggas that I'd want in the compound.

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

@Minuteman for a pig farm and @basil so xi can be a slave

pigs are hardy animals yes

 

[_account]

/Calmly/ gardening in an abandoned prison yard while shots ring out all day sounds incredibly kino

Some prisons actually have advanced manufacturing/fabrication shops so making gunpowder and weapons is not out of the question.

 

[Chesnaught]

Some prisons actually have advanced manufacturing/fabrication shops so making gunpowder and weapons is not out of the question.

PoopMadness gem

 

[_account]

PoopMadness gem

Poopmadness fan spotted=GTFI the compound

 

[Chesnaught]

Singing this around the fire while the zombies maul Soygoy to death outside

 

[_account]

Singing this around the fire while the zombies maul Soygoy to death outside

"The book of Eli" was actually about Denzel Washington carrying the complete poopmadness archive to Alcatraz so it can be preserved for future generations.
In "The Road" what Viggo Mortenensen's character means but "carrying the fire" is preserve the poopmadness theme song lyrics.