Datamining Non-Anonymous Confession Thread

[Stephen]

Admit whatever you want other people to know from you here
I do not like strawberries

 

[Nihilma]

Autistic people are inherently brain damaged, they can't function in society like you and I.

Yeah but it's not a lesion. If it's damage it's an abnormal wiring, but not a lesion. Talking purely about neuroscience here.
And a dryer cannot, (at least to the degree I am aware of) rewire your brain.

 

[Stephen]

I support my nigga Froot no matter what

 

[Stockstall]

I used to like Undertale.

 

[Chesnaught]

I used to like Undertale.

I still listen to music from it, as well as other stuff Toby Fox wrote.

 

[Watt]

I support my nigga Froot no matter what

 

[Chesnaught]

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me with the sword

 

[Chesnaught]

leaking even doe I just gave you an updoot

 

[Watt]

leaking even doe I just gave you an updoot

Leaking because you just sided with Froot

 

[cobbycov]

Idont really have anything to confess

 

[sodack]

I remember my crazy ex girlfriend from freshman year would try to talk to me about her weird hand fetish. I was really clueless and asked her if holding hands in public would be weird and she laughed at me. I still see her in classes sometimes and it makes me want to kill myself

You dated Yoshikage Kira

 

[8doe]

You dated Yoshikage Kira

When she told me about it that was the first thing I thought of. She was odd

 

[sodack]

When I was 7 I was making my mom breakfast in bed for Mother’s Day but the toaster was unplugged and I didn’t realize that so I put the bagel in the microwave. I then put cream cheese in the microwave because it was too hard to spread on the bagel but I kept the foil wrapping on it and it caught the inside of the microwave on fire and we had to get a new one.

 

[Soyteen Liker]

When I was 2 years old my autistic brother put me in the dryer and turned it on until my parents found me. Luckily I survived but that’s probably why I am the way I am

I used to have a lot of nightmares where my parents did this to me for some reason. I also had some where I was trapped in some kind of box o algo. I don't know why.

 

[sodack]

I also had some where I was trapped in some kind of box o algo. I don't know why.

Hey look at that delicious piece of cheese

 

[8doe]

When I was 7 I was making my mom breakfast in bed for Mother’s Day but the toaster was unplugged and I didn’t realize that so I put the bagel in the microwave. I then put cream cheese in the microwave because it was too hard to spread on the bagel but I kept the foil wrapping on it and it caught the inside of the microwave on fire and we had to get a new one.

I warmed up food I got from a restaurant in a microwave at school but the fucking retards at the Turkish restaurant I got it from didn’t tell me there was tin foil inside and that bitch started sparking and I immediately turned it off

 

[8doe]

I warmed up food I got from a restaurant in a microwave at school but the fucking retards at the Turkish restaurant I got it from didn’t tell me there was tin foil inside and that bitch started sparking and I immediately turned it off

It was paper on the outside and foil on the inside

 

[sodack]

I warmed up food I got from a restaurant in a microwave at school but the fucking retards at the Turkish restaurant I got it from didn’t tell me there was tin foil inside and that bitch started sparking and I immediately turned it off

Last year I was making some recipe and I misinterpreted the title saying “easy five minute recipe” as “put it in the microwave for five minutes”. It caught on fire and turned into an indestructible black puck and the whole house was filled with smoke for hours.

 

[Fagon]

Is starting fires just a thing autists do? I knew an aspie IRL who burned his house down too.

 

[8doe]

It caught on fire and turned into an indestructible black puck

Imagine taking a bite out of that. Delicious

Is starting fires just a thing autists do? I knew an aspie IRL who burned his house down too.

We can’t use microwaves properly

 

[gem_river]

Is starting fires just a thing autists do? I knew an aspie IRL who burned his house down too.

It varies depending on the severity of your autism. I mean, I burned down an entire library, and I got diagnosed with autism at 3 years old.