Datamining Non-Anonymous Confession Thread

[Stephen]

Admit whatever you want other people to know from you here
I do not like strawberries

 

[1844 or Something]

I almost burned our house down when I was ~2-3. I would just light shit on fire, something I still do. I'm smarter about it now thoughever. I was also really good at taking those childproofing doorknob covers off and so I went streaking at midnight when I was around that age.

When I watched Zombieland as a kid, I thought I could make a deep-fried twinkie by sticking it in the microwave for 10 minutes. It caught fire in 3 minutes, I threw the scorched plate under my deck, where it probably is to this day.
I also convinced my older brother to microwave an egg, which blew the microwave door off. I fully gaslit him into thinking it was his idea.

 

[8doe]

When I was 2 years old my autistic brother put me in the dryer and turned it on until my parents found me. Luckily I survived but that’s probably why I am the way I am

 

[gem_river]

When I was 2 years old my autistic brother put me in the dryer

How severe is his autism?

 

[Chesnaught]

Just remembered some gems but I should probably save these for the Anonymous thread

 

[8doe]

How severe is his autism?

Really bad to the point where he can’t be anywhere by himself. He’s a real struggle to take care of and he’s pretty violent but he’s still my brother and I don’t really hate him so much as I think he’s just a burden on our family. There are times where I’m strongly opinionated against him but he’s like that for a reason

 

[Chesnaught]

Just remembered some gems but I should probably save these for the Anonymous thread

I'll say one

I went to school with a plain and vanilla wojak taped to my shirt before soyjaks were even a thing.

 

[gem_river]

Really bad to the point where he can’t be anywhere by himself. He’s a real struggle to take care of and he’s pretty violent but he’s still my brother and I don’t really hate him so much as I think he’s just a burden on our family. There are times where I’m strongly opinionated against him but he’s like that for a reason

Damn. Sorry you have to deal with that. Has your family ever considered institutionalizing him or do they plan to keep him as a part of the household?

 

[8doe]

I'll say one

I went to school with a plain and vanilla wojak taped to my shirt before soyjaks were even a thing.

Live yourself wojack spammer

 

[1844 or Something]

I've been practically mute since I flipped my ATV as a kid and hit my head a few times (about 6 years old).
I'm so glad I lived, my dad would have never heard the end of it If I died or got crippled.

 

[evandoe]

When i was 4 i jumped in a deep well and still somehow survived

 

[1844 or Something]

Soyteens try to make it to age 8 without dying challenge: IMPOSSIBLE

 

[8doe]

Soyteens try to make it to age 8 without dying challenge: IMPOSSIBLE

All the anonymous confessions are shit like “I jerked off to a picture of Gigafly” and then the non-anonymous ones are shit like “When I was 7 a group of kids tied me to a fencepost and hit me in the head with branches for 5 minutes”

 

[evandoe]

All the anonymous confessions are shit like “I jerked off to a picture of Gigafly” and then the non-anonymous ones are shit like “When I was 7 a group of kids tied me to a fencepost and hit me in the head with branches for 5 minutes”

What would happen if it was semi-anonymous semi-non-anymous?

 

[1844 or Something]

What would happen if it was semi-anonymous semi-non-anymous?

Gigafly tied someone I know to a fence post and jerked him off with a branch for 5 minutes

 

[8doe]

I remember my crazy ex girlfriend from freshman year would try to talk to me about her weird hand fetish. I was really clueless and asked her if holding hands in public would be weird and she laughed at me. I still see her in classes sometimes and it makes me want to kill myself

 

[Nihilma]

When I was 2 years old my autistic brother put me in the dryer and turned it on until my parents found me. Luckily I survived but that’s probably why I am the way I am

You seem fine wtf do you mean

 

[8doe]

You seem fine wtf do you mean

I have Asperger’s

 

[Mongoloigul]

I shoved a stick up my ass 5 times while jacking off when i was 15

 

[Nihilma]

I have Asperger’s

Mostly genetic dough.
Doesn't have much to do with being put into a dryer methinks.
We don't have a clear answer as to why this happens but if you had any lesion in your brain due to the damage caused by that awesome rollercoaster you wouldn't get Asperger's.
Asperger's isn't brain damage, it's a weird organization of your brain. That's it, really.

 

[Steve]

Asperger's isn't brain damage, it's a weird organization of your brain. That's it, really.

Autistic people are inherently brain damaged, they can't function in society like you and I.