Datamining Non-Anonymous Confession Thread

[Stephen]

Admit whatever you want other people to know from you here
I do not like strawberries

 

[sodack]

Is starting fires just a thing autists do? I knew an aspie IRL who burned his house down too.

I almost caught a table on fire at my uncle’s wedding because I knocked over a candle onto a napkin but someone put the napkin in a glass of water so it was saved.

 

[8doe]

Is starting fires just a thing autists do? I knew an aspie IRL who burned his house down too.

I lit a piece of toilet paper on fire while I was in the bathroom. I also knew a group of kids who poured gasoline all over a parking lot and lit it on fire. They all got arrested for it

 

[greg]

I jerked off to a picture of Gigafly

 

[Fagon]

I jerked off to a picture of Gigafly

Were you looking at gigachad or the fly?

 

[sodack]

Were you looking at gigachad or the fly?

The grey background

 

[greg]

Were you looking at gigachad or the fly?

Both.

 

[SunniPQTRIQT]

When I was 6 or 7, I accidentally stabbed my left hand when trying to cut an apple by myself, and some time later I stabbed my right hand with a shard because I dropped a glass in the bathtub
The scars are still visible to this day btw

 

[8doe]

I almost caught a table on fire at my uncle’s wedding because I knocked over a candle onto a napkin but someone put the napkin in a glass of water so it was saved.

Autist burns down wedding is a funny news headline

 

[gem_river]

Autist burns down wedding is a funny news headline

"Autist burns down 150 year old national library" is funnier, sorry to say.

 

[SunniPQTRIQT]

I almost lit myself on fire during my 4th birthday because I decided to put my hair in the candles for the split-second my mom wasn't looking at me

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

In 10th grade I got caught looking at rifles on my computer in the back of class. I knew it wasn't a good idea, but back then my autism was a lot more rampant.
Mind you, these were just .22LR autoloaders with wooden furniture, not "scary" looking at all. From what I remember, my teacher called my dad and said she was a little concerned. I didn't get punished by the school, likely because I was a good kid most of the time.
My parents kinda freaked the fuck out over it though, they thought I was gonna be a school shooter or something. School shooters are losers though, all they do is kill a dozen innocent kids and ACK. Preying on the weak and unarmed is stupid.
I just wanted a rifle so I could shoot tin cans at a range.

 

[jimbo]

In 10th grade I got caught looking at rifles on my computer in the back of class. I knew it wasn't a good idea, but back then my autism was a lot more rampant.
Mind you, these were just .22LR autoloaders with wooden furniture, not "scary" looking at all. From what I remember, my teacher called my dad and said she was a little concerned. I didn't get punished by the school, likely because I was a good kid most of the time.
My parents kinda freaked the fuck out over it though, they thought I was gonna be a school shooter or something. School shooters are losers though, all they do is kill a dozen innocent kids and ACK. Preying on the weak and unarmed is stupid.
I just wanted a rifle so I could shoot tin cans at a range.

this reminds me one of my nigger friends got caught looking at a porn site in class and he was sent to the principal's office it was pretty funny lol

 

[gem_river]

.22LR autoloaders

These niggas really got terrified over a Calico

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

These niggas really got terrified over a Calico

kek i forgot those things existed until you brought them up, i do believe the columbine shooters wanted to buy one (mentioned in one of their journals) but they paid $500 (year 1999 USD LOL) for a shitty TEC-9 to a guy that worked at a pizza place with them.
nah but honestly i was looking at 10/22s, henry AR-7s, whatever the fuck savage makes, things like that

 

[basil]

about 3 months ago i learned that you can’t touch the wires that utility poles and pylons have because you would be electrocuted

 

[Chesnaught]

When I was 7 I was making my mom breakfast in bed for Mother’s Day but the toaster was unplugged and I didn’t realize that so I put the bagel in the microwave. I then put cream cheese in the microwave because it was too hard to spread on the bagel but I kept the foil wrapping on it and it caught the inside of the microwave on fire and we had to get a new one.

When I was 6, the school I went to had a single communal microwave in the cafeteria and I would often put these little foil bags of (already popped) popcorn inside because I wanted to look at the funny lightning. I got expelled the next year for biting a teacher.

 

[jimbo]

I got expelled the next year for biting a teacher.

why did you bite a teacher

 

[gem_river]

I got expelled the next year for biting a teacher.

I used biting as a legitimate self-defense technique up until I was 10 years old. One time there was this big black nigger rushing at me and I just bit down on his arm and he just immediately gave up

 

[basil]

When I was 6, the school I went to had a single communal microwave in the cafeteria and I would often put these little foil bags of (already popped) popcorn inside because I wanted to look at the funny lightning. I got expelled the next year for biting a teacher.

i forget you people aren’t like me sometimes.

 

[Fagon]

about 3 months ago i learned that you can’t touch the wires that utility poles and pylons have because you would be electrocuted

Did you learn this by touching them?