Datamining If you were Adolf Hitler, how would you win WW2?

[Slvt4BIBISI]

I would befriend the Jews and take over from the inside.

 

[Thrembolone]

I would HARASS Franco and Salazar to officially Join the Axis instead of them Activly Supporting the Axis like they did in our Universe because with the entire control of IBeria we would be able to block British and other Allied shipping into the Mediterranean and thus stopping and preventing the Invasion of North Africa (Operation Torch) I would also Not declare war on the USSR but instead focus more on the Allie’s and Western Europe so I wouldnt have to fight on two fronts the sole reason why Htiler lost Ww2 was due to him declaring war and invading the USSR and thus opening a two front war hee was actually winning and even whooping the Allies on the western front prior to his war with the USSR if he had not done that he would have probably won ww2 tbh

he was too obsessed with slavs and judeo bolshevism to not declare war

 

[Meliton Manzanas]

I would HARASS Franco and Salazar to officially Join the Axis instead of them Activly Supporting the Axis like they did in our Universe because with the entire control of IBeria we would be able to block British and other Allied shipping into the Mediterranean and thus stopping and preventing the Invasion of North Africa (Operation Torch) I would also Not declare war on the USSR but instead focus more on the Allie’s and Western Europe so I wouldnt have to fight on two fronts the sole reason why Htiler lost Ww2 was due to him declaring war and invading the USSR and thus opening a two front war hee was actually winning and even whooping the Allies on the western front prior to his war with the USSR if he had not done that he would have probably won ww2 tbh

I would also get Ireland to Join the Axis as it would keep the British pre-occupied and annoyed and maybe I would get turkey to join the axis aswell

 

[Meliton Manzanas]

he was too obsessed with slavs and judeo bolshevism to not declare war

Yeah, But he should have finished the Western-Powers first since he was actually winning and beating them up untill the point he got into war with the ussr

 

[Slvt4BIBISI]

i read somewhere that at the end of the war, hitler considered the germans to be untermensch and the slavs to be the actual aryans because they lost so hard
also saying stalin was a giga aryan
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Hitler was wild, nobody talks about how leading up to WW2 the races he considered Aryan flipped on a dime depending on the alliance he wanted.

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

rape everyone and leave

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

Hitler was wild, nobody talks about how leading up to WW2 the races he considered Aryan flipped on a dime depending on the alliance he wanted.

Wasn't he considering an alliance with India (British Raj) in the years before WW2? Imagine a world where he won and Indians are considered racially superior to Jews (even though they already are)

 

[Slvt4BIBISI]

I would HARASS Franco and Salazar to officially Join the Axis instead of them Activly Supporting the Axis like they did in our Universe because with the entire control of IBeria we would be able to block British and other Allied shipping into the Mediterranean and thus stopping and preventing the Invasion of North Africa (Operation Torch) I would also Not declare war on the USSR but instead focus more on the Allie’s and Western Europe so I wouldnt have to fight on two fronts the sole reason why Htiler lost Ww2 was due to him declaring war and invading the USSR and thus opening a two front war hee was actually winning and even whooping the Allies on the western front prior to his war with the USSR if he had not done that he would have probably won ww2 tbh

As long as the allies hold out to 1945 they get the atom bomb tho.

 

[Meliton Manzanas]

As long as the allies hold out to 1945 they get the atom bomb tho.

Invade Britain and pressure and play mind games with America and rile up its population to make them unhappy with the war to get them out

 

[Thrembolone]

Yeah, But he should have finished the Western-Powers first since he was actually winning and beating them up untill the point he got into war with the ussr

how would he conquer britain though, he had no navy
and what if the soviets decide to attack first after reorganizing their military (germany attacked in the middle of the soviets reorganizing)

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

how would he conquer britain though, he had no navy
and what if the soviets decide to attack first after reorganizing their military (germany attacked in the middle of the soviets reorganizing)

Yeah. Britain surprisingly managed to regain control of the English Channel after Churchill ordered a bombing raid on Berlin. (qrd: Clitler leaked his clitty so hard he ordered the entirety of the Luftwaffe to bomb the cities instead of the RAF bases, which helped them rebuild and eventually BTFO them out of the islands)

 

[8doe]

Soot do this. Chinese people in Germany would be funny

Heir Hitrer

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

Heir Hitrer

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

Yeah. Britain surprisingly managed to regain control of the English Channel after Churchill ordered a bombing raid on Berlin. (qrd: Clitler leaked his clitty so hard he ordered the entirety of the Luftwaffe to bomb the cities instead of the RAF bases, which helped them rebuild and eventually BTFO them out of the islands)

the best part about this is that it wasn't even that severe of a bombing raid. After all the RAF was completely fucked up so it was like 10 planes dropping bombs on the city

 

[Meliton Manzanas]

how would he conquer britain though, he had no navy
and what if the soviets decide to attack first after reorganizing their military (germany attacked in the middle of the soviets reorganizing)

Just storm them

 

[baqqrih]

Just storm them

 

[Meliton Manzanas]

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I mean it is obvious because if you concentrate all your forces into them the tiny island would colapse

 

[SUPERCELLEX]

I would befriend the Jews and take over from the inside.

This but Soviet Russia, and turn the west against the soviets aiming for either a restoration of the empire or the russian republic. That way the west picks fights with the Soviets instead of Germany, Germany gets living space from Soviet territory, and there's no 2 front war

 

[SUPERCELLEX]

The west turned out to omegaree at the soviets anyways but Adolf could've just fucking stuck to what he pledged on doing with Mein Kampf and diffused the Bolsheviks before Britain seethed

 

[Jakomir]

No one lost WW2.

 

[StudioCaca]

not betray the soviets