Datamining If you were Adolf Hitler, how would you win WW2?

[Slvt4BIBISI]

I would befriend the Jews and take over from the inside.

 

[8doe]

recruit walkable BBCs from the afrikakorps and deploy them on the eastern front and watch as the russARYANS submit to bibisea

 

[jimbo]

recruit walkable BBCs from the afrikakorps and deploy them on the eastern front and watch as the russARYANS submit to bibisea

why does every hitler thread involve bbc this isn't what he would've wanted

 

[Slvt4BIBISI]

why does every hitler thread involve bbc this isn't what he would've wanted

He who controls the BBC controls the world.

 

[jimbo]

He who controls the BBC controls the world.

so are you a reincarnation of hitler then?

 

[Slvt4BIBISI]

so are you a reincarnation of hitler then?

Hitler wishes he was me.

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

I'd kill myself before starting Operation Barbarossa because that's the worst fucking idea ever conceived by a commander-in-chief and his generals

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

Franz Halder gem

oh yeah I'd also kill Mussolini because he's a dirty wop

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

tsmt he's retarded too and couldn't even invade Greece

I don't even know how he managed to fuck that up. That is unreal. Imagine losing to a country that had been suffering the effects of the previous war and still hadn't recovered yet

 

[Itransheartblox]

@terrycrews

 

[Thrembolone]

I'd kill myself before starting Operation Barbarossa because that's the worst fucking idea ever conceived by a commander-in-chief and his generals

i read somewhere that at the end of the war, hitler considered the germans to be untermensch and the slavs to be the actual aryans because they lost so hard
also saying stalin was a giga aryan

 

[terrycrews]

@terrycrews

uhh idk i would probably not start a war if i were hitler

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

I don't even know how he managed to fuck that up. That is unreal. Imagine losing to a country that had been suffering the effects of the previous war and still hadn't recovered yet

I learned this from history; Italians are the worst warriors, best chefs, and the most annoying talkers. I think it's best we just keep eating their slop

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

i read somewhere that at the end of the war, hitler considered the germans to be untermensch and the slavs to be the actual aryans because they lost so hard
also saying stalin was a giga aryan genius
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Georgian win.

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

i read somewhere that at the end of the war, hitler considered the germans to be untermensch and the slavs to be the actual aryans because they lost so hard
also saying stalin was a giga aryan
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The reason the Germans steamrolled through Europe was because nobody was expecting a war of that scale. WW1 was brutal even by modern standards, and most of the post-war leaders had concluded on their own that it was best to keep the peace instead of waging war and killing more people. What they didn't expect was Hitler showing up out of nowhere (and by out of nowhere I do really mean it, he was just an average soldier in WW1 and basically had no political importance until the Weimar Republic started breaking up).

 

[8doe]

recruit walkable BBCs from the afrikakorps and deploy them on the eastern front and watch as the russARYANS submit to bibisea

set this as a solution btw this is the only way hitler could have won the war

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

Hitler was so obsessed that he was willing to let every German ytboi die. If it weren't for people like Albert Speer and other German leaders who still wanted a Germany post war, there wouldn't even be a Germany left

I have one of Albert Speer's works in my house. Kinda weird since my grandfather is a super-liberal capitalist tranny

 

[Thrembolone]

Hitler was so obsessed that he was willing to let every German ytboi die. If it weren't for people like Albert Speer and other German leaders who still wanted a Germany post war, there wouldn't even be a Germany left

Lavrenty Beria wanted to deport the east germans to kazakhstan and replace them with central asians

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

Lavrenty Beria wanted to deport the east germans to kazakhstan and replace them with central asians
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Soot do this. Chinese people in Germany would be funny

 

[Meliton Manzanas]

I would befriend the Jews and take over from the inside.

I would HARASS Franco and Salazar to officially Join the Axis instead of them Activly Supporting the Axis like they did in our Universe because with the entire control of IBeria we would be able to block British and other Allied shipping into the Mediterranean and thus stopping and preventing the Invasion of North Africa (Operation Torch) I would also Not declare war on the USSR but instead focus more on the Allie’s and Western Europe so I wouldnt have to fight on two fronts the sole reason why Htiler lost Ww2 was due to him declaring war and invading the USSR and thus opening a two front war hee was actually winning and even whooping the Allies on the western front prior to his war with the USSR if he had not done that he would have probably won ww2 tbh