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September 29th, 2024: Work today was pretty chill, near the start this guy wearing a black MAGA hat thanked me while I was cleaning some windows, I went on a walk for my lunch break after I ate my lunch (paid for by none other than the store owner), although the other guy who was supposed to do closing with me called in sick, I got all my closing tasks done with time to spare. When I got home I worked on getting my computer science homework completed before I headed off to church. When I arrived at church I got the guy who commonly helps priests to sign my confirmation form. The huge shocker of the night was when the priest did not show up at the start of the sermon so we waited for 15 minutes before Father Pucci showed up and profusely apologized to us which resulted in a pretty interesting sermon. After the sermon I walked home and went to sleep.

Song of the Day: Come a Little Bit Closer - Jay and the Americans (1964)
 
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September 30th, 2024: I went to that old fashioned diner near my house for breakfast today before I had to go to my first class, where the professor was sick and had to use Zoom to communicate with the class, after that I went to my second class where I found out that I got a 9.5 on my test (Out of 10) so I was pretty happy. At 12:43pm Asherah texted me out of the blue texting me a picture of a blue balloon taped to her wall and a sign which said: "We're having a BIOPSY!" and that she had a piece of chocolate left for me, I ask to meet up and we do so in this cafeteria-like place where another one of her friends happens to be. Asherah talks about how they found a tumor in her left breast and that she has to go in on Friday to get it checked out further and possibly removed, I question if they will allow her to take it and she says that they probably won't but if they do let her then I get to keep it which is really nice! When I got back to my apartment I continued gaming and went to the store later on to buy some Busch beer.

Song of the Day: Groove Is in the Heart - Deee-Lite (1990)
 
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Asherah stole my Bible and then told me that she might get a mastectomy but she won’t give me her mastectomized breasts (Someone else didn’t claim dibs on them) and then called me a weirdo for asking if I could walk with them for a part of their walk home (although we eventually did)
 
October 1st, 2024: Quite an interesting day today, I got a good portion of my homework done in the first half of the day and gamed for quite a bit. Eventually my computer security class rolled around and I spent my time in it learning about Docker files (even though I have worked with them before) and was kind of bored. After my only class of the day I rushed over to the Catholic association on campus for their mini-mass. After the mini-mass I stayed to eat and hung out with this group of guys, I only picked up the names of three of them: “Franklin”, “Fukuyama”, and "Gabriel" and saw none other than Asherah and her roommate enter. I tried to say hello to them but she did not initially notice me, so I just continued talking with the 5 other guys who were mostly just talking about philosophy until Asherah came out and she said hi to me. Once I finished eating dinner I decided to whip out my Bible and start reading more until Asherah comes over and talks to me for a bit, she says fuck and I playfully call her out for it saying that she is harming others in her rampages of sin and Asherah straight up takes my Bible :( so Franklin says:
“I don’t know really what the relationship between you two is so I am just going to sit this one out.” So I go over to her and ask for my Bible back and she says that she might just get a double mastectomy but I won’t be able to have her breasts, I ask:
“Is it because someone else claimed dibs first?”
She says that she wants to keep them for herself. After a bit longer they talk about heading back and I ask to walk back with them for about halfway, Asherah says that I am a stalker (ev&oe she voluntarily told me where she lives) so I just take it as a no and head inside to read my Bible more for like 30 seconds until Asherah and her roommate Zephyr also went inside asking where I was, turns out it was just a joke and I said ok and walk with them for a bit before parting ways. Once I got home, my roommate asked if I wanted to go to a Vice Presidential debate watch party and I agreed, we walked to the place, real fancy, Jewish, and located in the rich part of town. I talked to this girl we will call Sarai and she works for the DNC and offered me a volunteering opportunity on Thursday and an Internship, we talked a bit and she seemed pretty nice. The debate itself was weird because having competent candidates is mind boggling.

Song of the Day: Travelin’ Band - Creedence Clearwater Revival (1970)
 
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October 1st, 2024: Quite an interesting fay today, I got a good portion of my homework done in the first half of the day and gamed for quite a bit. Eventually my computer security class rolled around and I spent my time in it learning about Docker files (even though I have worked with them before) and was kind of bored. After my only class of the day I rushed over to the Catholic association on campus for their mini-mass. After the mini-mass I stayed to eat and hung out with this group of guys, I only picked up the names of two of them “Franklin” and “Fukuyama” and saw none other than Asherah and her roommate enter. I tried to say hello to them but she did not intially notice me, so I just continue talking with the 5 other guys who were mostly just talking about philosophy until Asherah came out and she said hi to me. Once I finished eating dinner I decided to whip out my Bible and start reading more until Asherah comes over and talks to me for a bit, she says fuck and I playfully call her out for it saying that she is harming others in her rampages of sin and Asherah straight up takes my Bible :( so Franklin says: “I don’t know really what the relationship between you two is so I am just going to sit this one out.” So I go over to her and ask for my Bible back and she says that she might just get a double masectomy but I won’t be able to have her breasts, I ask: “Is it because someone else claimed dibs first?” she says that she wants to keep them for herself. After a bit longer they talk about heading back and I ask to walk back with them for about halfway, Asherah says that I am a stalker (ev&oe she voluntarily told me where she lives) so I just take it as a no and head inside to read my Bible more for like 30 seconds until Asherah and her roommate Elle also went inside asking where I was, turns out it was just a joke and I said ok and walk with them for a bit before parting ways. Once I got home, my roommate asked if I wanted to go to a Vice Presidental debate watch party and I agreed, we walked to the place, real fancy, jewish, and located in the rich part of town. I talked to this girl we will call Sarai and she works for the DNC and offered me a volunteering opportuinity on Thursday and an Internship, we talked a bit and she seemed pretty nice. The debate itself was weird because having competent candidates is mind boggling.

Song of the Day: Travelin’ Band - Creedence Clearwater Revival (1970)
why would you want a pair of tits?
 
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