Discussion Which animal could you beat in a 1v1

[blackgirl1488]

he flies and shoots lasers fuck you mean your beating him in a fight

ok it's very simple.
I kidnap a raccoon with rabies that isn't showing symptoms yet and put it in a small room with Rocket.
the raccoon would probably bite him, and he'd be infected. he'd get a bit weaker over time, and that's ok
he'll lose most of his functions, therefore rendering his ability to fly and shoot lasers useless
then all I have to do is wear a nice suit of armor while fighting him, since he'll be very weak and won't be able to bite through
ezpz

 

[Fagon]

I could probably kill a giraffe 1v1 no weapons.

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

I could probably kill a giraffe 1v1 no weapons.

I believe you

 

[Fagon]

I believe you

It doesn't matter what you believe, it's true.

 

[Rot]

I could probably kill a giraffe 1v1 no weapons.

I don’t know they’re kinda big

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

I don’t know they’re kinda big

But Hagon is faster and more skilled

 

[Rot]

But Hagon is faster and more skilled

so are lions, but even they couldn’t take down a giraffe, and they have teeth and claws and shit

 

[Fagon]

so are lions, but even they couldn’t take down a giraffe, and they have teeth and claws and shit

Lions are too stupid to think outside the box, I could find a way.

 

[Rot]

Lions are too stupid to think outside the box, I could find a way.

ok so what’s your game-plan for taking down a giraffe?

 

[ILoveVesna]

ok so what’s your game-plan for taking down a giraffe?

jus beat it up whats it gonna do

 

[Rot]

jus beat it up whats it gonna do

It could kick you, and it has very strong legs

 

[ILoveVesna]

It could kick you, and it has very strong legs

if it kicks just moveout the way

 

[Rot]

if it kicks just moveout the way

but its kicks are very fast

 

[ILoveVesna]

but it’s kicks are very fast

just be faster
its not thath ard

 

[Jimb0]

I feel like I could take like a kangaroo or something

 

[Rot]

just be faster
its not thath ard

but what if it headbutts you?

 

[Fagon]

I would find a way onto its neck, and at that point its over for it. I would just beat its head in until its dead.

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

I feel like I could take like a kangaroo or something

Nah u wouldn't

 

[Jimb0]

Nah u wouldn't

Yes I would

 

[Hamas_2]

An honey badger or maybe a wolverine