Discussion Which animal could you beat in a 1v1

[SoytanEnthusiast]

i feel like any human could btfo any dog unless it's something huge like a mastiff

I can beat any mutt but mastiffs and dogs that are literally built for hunting wolves are out of the question

 

[ILoveVesna]

raccoons

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[blackgirl1488]

oldbrap sleeper agent

he is so disgusting. so ugly. so easy to beat.

 

[Stephen]

(You)

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

I'd beat an orangutang's ass easy peasy
I would never fight a hippo
I would totally fight a squid or octopus

 

[ILoveVesna]

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he is so disgusting. so ugly. so easy to beat.

hisa doe

 

[Chvd33p]

A turtle, just stomp on it geg

Good luck doing that on snapping turtles

 

[istanbul]

Good luck doing that on snapping turtles

just approach it from behind and jump on it dude

 

[terrycrews]

I could probably kill anything smaller or the same size as a wolf

 

[istanbul]

I could probably kill anything smaller or the same size as a wolf

trying too hard now

 

[terrycrews]

trying too hard now

Name an animal that you think would beat me that is smaller than a wolf

 

[istanbul]

Name an animal that you think would beat me that is smaller than a wolf

mosquitos kill like a billion people worldwide each year

 

[Chvd33p]

Name an animal that you think would beat me that is smaller than a wolf

A poison dart frog

 

[terrycrews]

mosquitos kill like a billion people worldwide each year

They couldn't beat me in a fist fight

A poison dart frog

I'd just stomp it

 

[istanbul]

They couldn't beat me in a fist fight

you can't punch mosquitoes

 

[Chvd33p]

I'd just stomp it

The frog jumped when it sensed danger, and landed on your opposing leg that's not covered in anything. You're now dead

 

[terrycrews]

you can't punch mosquitoes

Why not

 

[terrycrews]

The frog jumped when it sensed danger, and landed on your opposing leg that's not covered in anything. You're now dead

They're not venomous retard they're poisonous I just can't eat them

 

[eeeeeeeee]

Name an animal that you think would beat me that is smaller than a wolf

A box jellyfish or an inland taipan would kill you in no time at all.

 

[terrycrews]

i don't think that's how it works

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