Discussion Which animal could you beat in a 1v1

[Stephen]

Name an animal that you think would beat me that is smaller than a wolf

Yourself

 

[Chvd33p]

Just don't touch a poison dart frog barehanded, the poison they secrete will permeate your skin and kill you. Besides the joke went over everyone's head.
Imbeciles

 

[terrycrews]

inland taipan

I could literally rip it in half if I got a good hold

 

[istanbul]

Why not

2 small

 

[Chvd33p]

i don't think that's how it works

Kys Homestuck pedo

 

[eeeeeeeee]

I could literally rip it in half if I got a good hold

That's something that'll happen in 1% of all cases at most. You are not more agile than a snake.

 

[terrycrews]

That's something that'll happen in 1% of all cases at most. You are not more agile than a snake.

Post a video of it dude

 

[eeeeeeeee]

I mean have you ever seen a snake? They're fast and agile. Combined with potent venom that is a deadly combo. You are almost guaranteed to be bit before you can do anything, and it's over for you when that happens.

 

[terrycrews]

I mean have you ever seen a snake? They're fast and agile. Combined with potent venom that is a deadly combo. You are almost guaranteed to be bit before you can do anything, and it's over for you when that happens.

I have good enough reflexes to dodge it

 

[Chvd33p]

On a similar note, giant centipedes are just as fast or faster while being more vicious, the same goes with certain spider found on Australia that loves invading human settlements to kill humans while they sleep

 

[terrycrews]

On a similar note, giant centipedes are just as fast or faster while being more vicious, the same goes with certain spider found on Australia that loves invading human settlements to kill humans while they sleep

I fucking hate centipedes so much they look so gross and disgusting, it makes me shudder

 

[istanbul]

*gives u typhus*

 

[eeeeeeeee]

I have good enough reflexes to dodge it

Do you really believe your own hype that much?

 

[Chvd33p]

Bet you would parry tuberculosis smartass

 

[eeeeeeeee]

I could literally rip it in half if I got a good hold

At least you realize that the box jellyfish would kill you.

 

[terrycrews]

Do you really believe your own hype that much?

Where do you live? I can show you exactly how fast I am

 

[Chvd33p]

>The child is looking to meet with the adults that xe brands as pedos just to show xhis body
...

 

[istanbul]

>The child is looking to meet with the adults xe calls are pedos just to show xhis body
...

that's just how kids are these days
kinda depressing seeing them dancing like retards in public for some tiktok video

 

[blackgirl1488]

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hisa doe

he's pretty peak
but id dog him in a fight

 

[ILoveVesna]

he's pretty peak
but id dog him in a fight

he flies and shoots lasers fuck you mean your beating him in a fight