Soy What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done?

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I wrote a really long poem for a girl I liked back in high school. It was over 300 verse lines long. I spent a lot of time on it. She left me on read and I never wrote a verse of poetry ever again and I still feel shame for doing it.
 
Used to sit alone at lunch in my freshman year of high school. One day some girl sat at the table, and continued to sit there for at least a few weeks. I thought she was cute so I bought a cookie (untouched, in a paper bag) from the school's coffee shop and said something along the lines of "They gave me an extra one on accident, and I don't feel like eating it. Do you want it? I'd rather not throw it away". She looked a little confused and then (politely) responded with "Ah, I'm good. Thank you though".

That was probably the best way it could've gone and it still damaged my young mind. I sat down and looked at my phone for a few minutes before getting up and moving into a hidden area of the front foyer. I kid you not, I never ate lunch in the cafeteria after that. Even on the last day of my senior year I ate in that hidden part of the school.
i hate you for being this retarded
 
What does a poop competition entail and who were you competing against?
comparing them inch for inch and whoevers is bigger wins
i actually won new englands regional poop competition with an astonishing 18 inch by 6 inch log
 
I may have burned down a library once. Nobody found out it was me (yet)
 
I may have burned down a library once. Nobody found out it was me (yet)
so it was you nigga
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