Soy What's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done?

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I wrote a really long poem for a girl I liked back in high school. It was over 300 verse lines long. I spent a lot of time on it. She left me on read and I never wrote a verse of poetry ever again and I still feel shame for doing it.
 
Used to sit alone at lunch in my freshman year of high school. One day some girl sat at the table, and continued to sit there for at least a few weeks. I thought she was cute so I bought a cookie (untouched, in a paper bag) from the school's coffee shop and said something along the lines of "They gave me an extra one on accident, and I don't feel like eating it. Do you want it? I'd rather not throw it away". She looked a little confused and then (politely) responded with "Ah, I'm good. Thank you though".

That was probably the best way it could've gone and it still damaged my young mind. I sat down and looked at my phone for a few minutes before getting up and moving into a hidden area of the front foyer. I kid you not, I never ate lunch in the cafeteria after that. Even on the last day of my senior year I ate in that hidden part of the school.
nusoincels geeeeeeeeeeg
 
How are you even supposed to respond to a 300 verse long love poem addressed to you.
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notice how most of these are school related/ about crushes? none of you have faced any real struggles, none of you have worked a day in your lives.
 
notice how most of these are school related/ about crushes? none of you have faced any real struggles, none of you have worked a day in your lives.
that's just how it is with these american kids dude, they don't know how it really be
 
notice how most of these are school related/ about crushes? none of you have faced any real struggles, none of you have worked a day in your lives.
ameriGODS win again
eurobraps btfo
 
I wrote a really long poem for a girl I liked back in high school. It was over 300 verse lines long. I spent a lot of time on it. She left me on read and I never wrote a verse of poetry ever again and I still feel shame for doing it.
Can we view the poem John Milton
 
I wrote a really long poem for a girl I liked back in high school. It was over 300 verse lines long. I spent a lot of time on it. She left me on read and I never wrote a verse of poetry ever again and I still feel shame for doing it.
They say people used to actually get pussy for writing poetry.
 
Vtumorxissies...are we literal pissbabies?
 
My friend asked me how large my member was and I didn’t know, so I just said “4 inches? I don’t know.” Which then, he told everyone in the class
 
When I was 12 I posted a youtube video titled "why BLM is stupid". I recorded it in my closet because I wasn't allowed to use youtube and I was paranoid my mom would hear. I didn't have any editing software so I just screen recorded myself talking while scrolling through pictures of my dog and praying mantises.
 
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