Very serious What's the longest book you've ever read?

[DonutHole]

They were gonna make use read the great gatsby but none of us did that shit we just watched the movie kek!

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

They were gonna make use read the great gatsby but none of us did that shit we just watched the movie kek!

It be a mid ass book, if dey done wrote that shiet today Tom would be a BBC bvll and Gatsby would be a TWP cuckold goonhitler LOL

 

[Plajer Sojdżekowski]

Some book about history of the larger Congo. Some parts were epic like militias who smeared themselves in some mud prepared by their shaman and then they thought that bullets won't kill them afterwards (they actually took half of the country until one time soldiers actually started shooting) or Rwanda toppling the dictator of its 80 times bigger neighbor.

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

Rwanda toppling the dictator of its 80 times bigger neighbor.

Aryan.

 

[DonutHole]

It be a mid ass book, if dey done wrote that shiet today Tom would be a BBC bvll and Gatsby would be a TWP cuckold goonhitler LOL

If they made it today instead of that bitch getting run over by a car she would get run over by a massive driveable BBC

 

[snuffereet]

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14054833/1/Lois-Griffin-is-a-Nasty-Gloryhole-Cumdumpster-Oneshot

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14054833/1/Lois-Griffin-is-a-Nasty-Gloryhole-Cumdumpster-Oneshot

>oneshot

 

[MoonMetropolis]

 

[jimbo]

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14054833/1/Lois-Griffin-is-a-Nasty-Gloryhole-Cumdumpster-Oneshot

oneshot

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

a full page of a harry potter book nigga

 

[Xiuhcoyotl]

maybe cat in the hat

 

[Meursault]

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14054833/1/Lois-Griffin-is-a-Nasty-Gloryhole-Cumdumpster-Oneshot

I regret reading that. very brutal stuff.

 

[Mongoloigul]

Light on Shattered Water and a 900+ chapter Pokemon fanfiction i read as a kid

 

[Mongoloigul]

I remember bitching to my English teacher last year because she forced me to pick a fiction book. The only reason she allowed me to read Das Boot was because it technically qualified as fiction since the names and minor parts of the story were changed from the author's real life lol
I hate fiction. I hate dragons, I hate gnomes, I hate magic. I hate wizards. Fiction niggers get the rope.

are you that guy on 4cuck /lit/ who hates all fiction

 

[basil]

passion or pancakes

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

are you that guy on 4cuck /lit/ who hates all fiction

No i don't use that reddit ahh board

 

[Mongoloigul]

Yes. I want to read stories about real people and their real experiences, whether it's about their boring white collar office jobs, severe mental illnesses, experiences fighting a bloody war, whatever it may be. I don't really mind historical fiction, but when it's the typical magic fairy wizard heckin dystopia nigger bullshit I can't bring myself to care. It's not relatable to real life, nor can I learn anything useful from it.

Thoughts on Alternate History novels?

 

[obsessed venusian]

So far its The Alchemist

 

[Kingcel]

The New Testament I think, I need to get to reading the OT

 

[KingCargo]