Very serious What's the longest book you've ever read?

[Sneedson]

I hate fiction. I hate dragons, I hate gnomes, I hate magic. I hate wizards. Fiction niggers get the rope

You sound like a completely stable and normal individual

 

[basil]

read moar nufig

why

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

read moar nufig

Sorry I rather brap all day long and browse sojack.site doing nothing except spamming pepe on /soy/

 

[basil]

it's a gay romcom and he's gay sooo

it is NOT a gay romcom who the fuck told you this?

 

[jimbo]

it is NOT a gay romcom who the fuck told you this?

what is it about?

 

[Sneedson]

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

 

[basil]

what is it about?

do you want me to physically ship you the book

 

[jimbo]

do you want me to physically ship you the book

yes

 

[Jimb0]

what is it about?

 

[Sneedson]

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

@Soyteen Liker jk Rowling hates trannies and made the gringotts goblins Jews, Harry Potter is the opposite of a soyboy so frigg off

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

You sound like a completely stable and normal individual

Yes. I want to read stories about real people and their real experiences, whether it's about their boring white collar office jobs, severe mental illnesses, experiences fighting a bloody war, whatever it may be. I don't really mind historical fiction, but when it's the typical magic fairy wizard heckin dystopia nigger bullshit I can't bring myself to care. It's not relatable to real life, nor can I learn anything useful from it.

 

[Sneedson]

Yes. I want to read stories about real people and their real experiences, whether it's about their boring white collar office jobs, severe mental illnesses, experiences fighting a bloody war, whatever it may be. I don't really mind historical fiction, but when it's the typical magic fairy wizard heckin dystopia nigger bullshit I can't bring myself to care. It's not relatable to real life, nor can I learn anything useful from it.

It’s based fuck off

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

Yes. I want to read stories about real people and their real experiences, whether it's about their boring white collar office jobs, severe mental illnesses, experiences fighting a bloody war, whatever it may be. I don't really mind historical fiction, but when it's the typical magic fairy wizard heckin dystopia nigger bullshit I can't bring myself to care. It's not relatable to real life, nor can I learn anything useful from it.

1000 page history book seems like my kind of thing. I fucking love SNCA. Genuinely.

 

[basil]

Yes. I want to read stories about real people and their real experiences, whether it's about their boring white collar office jobs, severe mental illnesses, experiences fighting a bloody war, whatever it may be. I don't really mind historical fiction, but when it's the typical magic fairy wizard heckin dystopia nigger bullshit I can't bring myself to care. It's not relatable to real life, nor can I learn anything useful from it.

what do you think of charlie and the chocolate factory by roald dahl

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

what do you think of charlie and the chocolate factory by roald dahl

I've never read the book version, I'll admit. Have seen the movie from the 70s but I don't think I'm able to comment on the novel with just that.

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

Have seen the movie from the 70s

Roald Dahl actually fucking hated that movie. He hated the fact that Gene Wilder was Willy Wonka and didn't like the fact the movie was more centered on the factory itself than Charlie

 

[Jimb0]

It’s based fuck off

1000 page history book seems like my kind of thing. I fucking love SNCA. Genuinely.

>IT'S ZASEEEEEEEEEEEED
>never actually read anything of that kind
learn to enjoy books first and then move on to prof literature, there are many non-historical novels you guys would enjoy

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

Roald Dahl actually fucking hated that movie. He hated the fact that Gene Wilder was Willy Wonka and didn't like the fact the movie was more centered on the factory itself than Charlie

And I had no idea about that until I coincidentally read the Wikipedia article about the film just before you told me. Books and movie adaptations never align well, that's just my gut instinct.

 

[basil]

Roald Dahl actually fucking hated that movie. He hated the fact that Gene Wilder was Willy Wonka and didn't like the fact the movie was more centered on the factory itself than Charlie

roald dahl’s foundation and family that oversees current book production and have the rights to his works actually said that if roald dahl were still alive when the 2005 charlie and the chocolate factory movie was made, he would have preferred that one.

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

roald dahl’s foundation and family that oversees current book production and have the rights to his works actually said that if roald dahl were still alive when the 2005 charlie and the chocolate factory movie was made, he would have preferred that one.

I was about to mention this, he most definitely would've liked the 2005 one better, since it focused on Charlie much more, whilst still giving attention to the factory and Wonka himself.