Very serious What's the longest book you've ever read?

[Jimb0]

I've read war and peace while bcz of school curriculum, it's 1400 something pages
NEVER READ THAT SHIT

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

I'm a dumbass nigger so Das Boot at 576 pages

 

[jimbo]

the Bible

 

[Jimb0]

the Bible

that's hardly considered your typical book
don't you mutts have to read shit like all quiet on the western front and shit like that

 

[Jimb0]

I'm a dumbass nigger so Das Boot at 576 pages

that's a really good one, you read translation or?

 

[USL]

Frog and Toad

 

[jimbo]

don't you mutts have to read shit like all quiet on the western front and shit like that

no

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

that's a really good one, you read translation or?

Translation, yeah. I picked it out myself on a whim and ended up enjoying it a lot.

 

[Slvt4BIBISI]

Bullshit for an English class that I forgot about.

 

[(In)CelibatePsycho]

I read some fiction slop when I was in middle or elementary school that I’m pretty sure was over a thousand pages. I don’t remember if I finished it. Hopefully I didn’t because fiction books are gay and useless

 

[jimbo]

@Swede what books do you even read nigger

 

[𝗠𝗞𝗖]

I read some fiction slop when I was in middle or elementary school that I’m pretty sure was over a thousand pages. I don’t remember if I finished it. Hopefully I didn’t because fiction books are gay and useless

I remember bitching to my English teacher last year because she forced me to pick a fiction book. The only reason she allowed me to read Das Boot was because it technically qualified as fiction since the names and minor parts of the story were changed from the author's real life lol
I hate fiction. I hate dragons, I hate gnomes, I hate magic. I hate wizards. Fiction niggers get the rope.

 

[dino]

the Tanakh

 

[Jimb0]

Hopefully I didn’t because fiction books are gay and useless

you dropped this king

@Swede what books do you even read nigger

recently I've finished faulkner's the sound and the fury, rn reading french the story of the eye but probably dropping it cuz it's shit

 

[basil]

passion or pancakes

 

[jimbo]

passion or pancakes

why do u keep shilling this book

you dropped this king
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recently I've finished faulkner's the sound and the fury, rn reading french the story of the eye but probably dropping it cuz it's shit

oh ok cool

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

Not a big book guy, longest book I've ever read was the Portuguese translation of 1984. Like 410~ pages.
>1984

 

[basil]

why do u keep shilling this book

oh ok cool

i’ve only read 3 books

 

[Jimb0]

why do u keep shilling this book

it's a gay romcom and he's gay sooo

 

[jimbo]

i’ve only read 3 books

read moar nufig