Whats a realistic way to quit the internet

Suicide
  • If you intend to kill yourself, DO NOT tell anyone or they may try to stop you (except for /soy/ who will most likely ask for cam-feeds).
  • The world's human population keeps soaring well beyond what the planet's life systems can readily support. By staying alive and being a useless sack of shit on welfare, you are part of the problem. Set a positive example and reduce humanity's burden on this planet.
  • You've missed all your good opportunities, your dreams have crumbled away, your life is a sad and embarrassing joke!
  • Remember, this is your only option; it's the only way to escape the pain.
  • Be sure to upload it onto the internet. We all love to see some gore and death, and you will get instant fame. See? In life, you really are a nobody. So, what are you waiting for?
  • DO IT FAGGOT!!
 
cancelling your internet plan and whatever would save you money, though. and selling electronics you dont actually need would give you lots of money too and stop you from using them
also, i can say that houses in america and "first world" shitholes are fucken' overpriced but if you look other places you can find houses with no internet for less than $5,000 (absolute steal compared to even just renting in my area)
picrel costs a measly $2,000 and has NO internet... and also no electricity, no indoor toilet, no running water so you have to go get it from the well or river, grocery store is a good mile away, no job prospects, have to know the local language, have to travel there in the first place, probably some legal bullshit in getting the house too... but hey, NO TECH!!!!! WAAAAAAOW!!!!! JUST LIKE MY HECCIN' REDDIT WHOLESOME TED KACZYNSKI!!
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the jews shall never reach you if you're in holed up in provincial siberia
But ive heard that siberia's such an unwholesome place, especially with that transphobic chudcel putin occupying colonized POC land
 
Siberia is a S tier location for long term goals
It's going to 100x in population coming century
Alresdy owning extensive plots of land and holding in local companies to far in advance is essentislly ensuring generational wealth and if you really play you card right perhaps even global 1%
Counterpoint: Null lives there
 
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