Very serious What would you do if you woke up with 2 dicks

[Hans Shekelstein]

Both are fully functional n sheeeeit

 

[Fortuna]

I would get an appointment with my doctor as soon as I could.

 

[NiggerRigger]

This tag connotates the discussion as something much more serious than a regular Serious tag.

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

Fuck 2 pussies.

 

[1844 or Something]

Weave them together like rope so i only have one again

 

[Sagehardt]

 

[Yes]

ask a doctor

 

[Steve]

Do I also get 4 balls or is that asking for too much.

 

[Hans Shekelstein]

Do I also get 4 balls or is that asking for too much.

Yes

 

[Fortuna]

Do I also get 4 balls or is that asking for too much.

1 ball is enough for any male. So 2 is fine.

 

[Yes]

probably remove one johnson but keep the balls

 

[Hans Shekelstein]

I forgot to say this but both are same length (6 inches)

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

I forgot to say this but both are same length (6 inches)

Mine is 8 inches so i have two 8 inch johnsons

 

[Dr. Cobson (PhD)]

I forgot to say this but both are same length (6 inches)

Dayum. Donate one of them to science (greasy kikes who are practicing foreskin removal)

 

[XXX_SKIBIDISIGMA_XXX]

Wait, do i get my foreskin back?

 

[Hans Shekelstein]

Dayum. Donate one of them to science (greasy kikes who are practicing foreskin removal)

>Kikes le bad even though they kill sandniggers

Wait, do i get my foreskin back?

Only on the extra dick

 

[Twostripe]

Two barrels means I have a super dick now. Like in Doom.

 

[Fagon]

When I piss, do I piss half as much through each one or does the original one do all the pissing?

 

[Hans Shekelstein]

When I piss, do I piss half as much through each one or does the original one do all the pissing?

The former

 

[Twostripe]

When I piss, do I piss half as much through each one or does the original one do all the pissing?

Pissing akimbo would mean you have two bladders