Very serious What would you do if you woke up with 2 dicks

[Hans Shekelstein]

Both are fully functional n sheeeeit

 

[DonutHole]

SHE HAS ONLYFANS AND IT LOOKS LIKE NORMAL PUSSY FROM OUTSIDE VERY DISAPPOINTED ANOTHER LYING WHORE WHO'S ALL TALK

Yup. Just two reproductive holes in the one slit.

 

[dundee]

actually having 4 testicles wouldnt increase volume at all. The seminal fluid itself comes from other glands (prostate, seminal vesicles).

NERD ALERT

 

[KingCargo]

actually having 4 testicles wouldnt increase volume at all. The seminal fluid itself comes from other glands (prostate, seminal vesicles).

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[Zondien]

How would it be like to rape one person using 2 penises?

 

[DonutHole]

>look up "girl without makeup"
>girl with obvious, heavy makeup appears
are men retarded?

 

[Fortuna]

How is this half-assed thread still going?

 

[KingCargo]

How is this half-assed thread still going?

Shut the fuck up

 

[bloodflow]

Placement seems to be a really important factor here do I get them one-on-top-of-the-other, or side-by-side? Can I get an erection with only one of them at a time, or is it always both? This could be inconvenient.

If I get some retarded mutant diagonal placement I am killing myself.

 

[Fortuna]

Shut the fuck up

OK, sorry.

 

[NT]

Two barrels means I have a super dick now. Like in Doom.
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this is gooder

 

[Fake20Dollarbill]

OK, sorry.

Go make me a sandwich BITCH

 

[Chimp]

Get cybernetic implants to convert my body into bagpipes

 

[raepson industries .ltc]

make a thread about it on r/midlyintresting

 

[Gem Control]

bruh I wake up with two dicks in my ass bruh

???????

 

[Twostripe]

One for people, the other for monsters

 

[lysytsya]

Get 2 bitches to suck them at the same time

 

[greg]

I'd probably just use it as some sort of party trick