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"what if" thread

What if Stalin performed oral sex on Hitler which caused Hitler's Germanic Nordic semen to enter Stalin's body and awakened the hidden Aryan spirit inside him, replacing his Ossetian genes with pvre white genetics, turning his hair straw blonde and his eyes sparkly blue. This caused Stalin to join the Axis and with his help they wipe out the allies, nuke Africa, completely eliminate the filthy Jews off the soil of the planet, the pan-global Nazi Empire is established, replacing the British empire as the largest global empire in history. Himmler continues his quest of searching for the hidden origins of the Aryan race, and in the process finding the holy grail which in it contains an ancient liquid which gains the drinker to gain immortality and super strength. The Nazis replicated this liquid and inject into the water supply in Russia with the help of Stalin, which transforms the filthy slavic gene into a pure Germanic race.
 
Hitler sat as he watched the sun set on his compound in Buenos Aires. It'd been to him-- forever since the venal kikes had divided his supposed 1000-year Reich into puppets of the global Jewish hegemony. He grabbed his Walther PP off his beside table, and contemplated ending it here and now. "The putrid Jews have stolen everything from me... my empire, my beautiful Aryan race, and even my clitty..."

He watched soullessly into the barrel, resting his finger on the trigger, and waiting for whats to come from the other end.
Suddenly, a noise came from behind. Hitler shook in surprise as the gun dropped to the floor.

"Who is this? Who dares enters the Fuhrer's quarters unprovoked!"

Hitler turned himself behind as the spitting image of a clearly Jewish man, dressed in formal business attire, came into view.

"My name is Greg Lansky. I'm here to talk to you about the BLACKED Initiative."
 
The rabbit hole continues
It seems like admin panel turns people into different type of evil from their looks
Kuz became a discord 'p spammer because he ran kolymacord.
Doll became an ABDL gooner, coming from the fact that he is a toy for children
Froot became a drug addict, this could be coming from the fact he is a plant, and some certain drugs out there are plants.
 
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