What if Stalin performed oral sex on Hitler which caused Hitler's Germanic Nordic semen to enter Stalin's body and awakened the hidden Aryan spirit inside him, replacing his Ossetian genes with pvre white genetics, turning his hair straw blonde and his eyes sparkly blue. This caused Stalin to join the Axis and with his help they wipe out the allies, nuke Africa, completely eliminate the filthy Jews off the soil of the planet, the pan-global Nazi Empire is established, replacing the British empire as the largest global empire in history. Himmler continues his quest of searching for the hidden origins of the Aryan race, and in the process finding the holy grail which in it contains an ancient liquid which gains the drinker to gain immortality and super strength. The Nazis replicated this liquid and inject into the water supply in Russia with the help of Stalin, which transforms the filthy slavic gene into a pure Germanic race.