GEG What if there was a soyjak themed trading card game?

[Soyteen Liker]

I think Poopson would destroy every card on the table. What do you guys think would be some good soyjak cards?

 

[jimbo]

I think Poopson would destroy every card on the table. What do you guys think would be some good soyjak cards?
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which variants would be the shiniest cards? maybe the gem version of impjak

 

[Itransheartblox]

I think Poopson would destroy every card on the table. What do you guys think would be some good soyjak cards?
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You already know where this is going

 

[SoySpotter]

how would the game work?

 

[jimbo]

You already know where this is going
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a spadeson card would be the least valuable, shittiest card in the entire collection. sorry spadefreak.

 

[_73]

>printing out pictures of soyjaks, so you can have an irl soyduel

 

[jimbo]

>printing out pictures of soyjaks, so you can have an irl soyduelView attachment 165301

>using an etch a sketch to soyduel with instead

 

[Soyteen Liker]

how would the game work?

Whoever gives a detailed spergout about it gets the solution

 

[Itransheartblox]

a spadeson card would be the least valuable, shittiest card in the entire collection. sorry spadefreak.

SPADEGOD HATER YTBOI DETECTED
INITIATING THE BLACKEDRAW OPERATION

 

[1844 or Something]

how would the game work?

Oooooh what if it was like Magic or Pokemon, where you have 'jaks AND land cards/soy cards.
Each 'jak has certain soy requirements. Soy cards can be shit like bugs and soylent, Nintendo and capeslop, gems and coal and stuff like that.
Obviously Yu-Gi-Oh mogs those tranny games, but I think that mechanic works well.
There should be fusion and synchro 'jaks like in Yu-Gi-Oh tho

 

[jimbo]

how would the game work?

in typical sharty fashion, i'd figure it'd work as a soyduel. the game would have to start out with a topic, one pertaining to a typical thread you'd see on /soy/. the first player sets said topic while the second quotes the first player with whatever variant they deem most fitting for said thread. the only thing this leaves out is if shinier cards would have any impact on the game itself which is what i'm still trying to figure out

 

[SoySpotter]

Whoever gives a detailed spergout about it gets the solution

SOYDUEL GAME

Basics.

Each player gets a dozen cards and keeps them hidden from the other player, to decide who gets their turn first, each player reveals one card of choice from their hand, whichever has the higher GEM status (explained later) gets to play first.

You get 2 action points each turn that you have to use,
action points can do a couple things

-use a cards special ability
-place down a new card from your hand
-use an action/utility card

One player wins when all of the opponent cards are dead or cannot be used. If all cards are dead for both players by the end of the final attacking turn, whichever player has more action cards wins, if both players have the same amount of action cards, the game is a draw.

Card section.

Each card has 4 statistics.

HP
- determines how many points of damage a card can withstand
ATK
- determines how much HP you take away from another card
RAN
-determines how many ranks further a card can attack from (1-Melee, 2-Ranged, 3-Sniper)
GEM
- Ranges from -4 (VANTABLACK) to 4 (VANTAWHITE,) for each GEM rank higher your card is compared to the attacking cards GEM rank is, you take one less HP away.
ex.
Stupidjak has a GEM status of -2, while Bernd has a gem status of 3
Bernd has a GEM status 5 higher than Stupidjak, therefore Bernd will take 5 less damage.
GEM status is determined by how well liked the 'jak in the card is,
cards like Cobson, Soyak, and Chud will have very high GEM status, cards like Soylita, Jartycuck, and Troonella will have very low GEM status.

Cards can also have special attacks/abilities to make them unique.

Actions cards do a variety of things (freeze, damage, move, heal, etc.) to other other cards.

 

[SoySpotter]

Fighting section.

Played on an imaginary 4 rows by 3 columns, each player can only play in the 2 rows closest to them; opposite to the opponent.
Ex. player one can play in back squares, player two can play in white squares.






Cards with lower range (Melee) can only attack the row directly in front of itself, cards with higher range (Ranged, Sniper) can attack several rows in front of themselves.
any card can attack in any row with the exception of Melee cards, which cannot attack cards 2 columns away from the card itself.

If zero cards are in the front row of the 2 rows you can place cards in, the cards in the back row move forward at the start of your turn.
Ex. Angry feral is in the back-rank after all of the front-rank 'jaks die.

.......
--->
.......
........

After each opponent uses up both of their turns, the attacking turn starts, each opponent takes turns using a card to attack another card, even if a card reaches 0 health or lower, the card itself does not die until the attacking turn is over.

THE END I THINK

theres probably so many ESLbabble moments here kms
hopefully this makes sense.

 

[evandoe]

I think @Rot made something similar

 

[SoySpotter]

I think @Rot made something similar

i remember seeing a soyduel card game somewhere yeah

 

[KingCargo]

I wanna be the very best, like no troon ever was.
To quote them is my real test, to 'jak them is my cause.

 

[Soyteen Liker]

@Steve give this the solution

SOYDUEL GAME

Basics.

Each player gets a dozen cards and keeps them hidden from the other player, to decide who gets their turn first, each player reveals one card of choice from their hand, whichever has the higher GEM status (explained later) gets to play first.

You get 2 action points each turn that you have to use,
action points can do a couple things

-use a cards special ability
-place down a new card from your hand
-use an action/utility card

One player wins when all of the opponent cards are dead or cannot be used. If all cards are dead for both players by the end of the final attacking turn, whichever player has more action cards wins, if both players have the same amount of action cards, the game is a draw.

Card section.

Each card has 4 statistics.

HP
- determines how many points of damage a card can withstand
ATK
- determines how much HP you take away from another card
RAN
-determines how many ranks further a card can attack from (1-Melee, 2-Ranged, 3-Sniper)
GEM
- Ranges from -4 (VANTABLACK) to 4 (VANTAWHITE,) for each GEM rank higher your card is compared to the attacking cards GEM rank is, you take one less HP away.
ex.
Stupidjak has a GEM status of -2, while Bernd has a gem status of 3
Bernd has a GEM status 5 higher than Stupidjak, therefore Bernd will take 5 less damage.
GEM status is determined by how well liked the 'jak in the card is,
cards like Cobson, Soyak, and Chud will have very high GEM status, cards like Soylita, Jartycuck, and Troonella will have very low GEM status.

Cards can also have special attacks/abilities to make them unique.

Actions cards do a variety of things (freeze, damage, move, heal, etc.) to other other cards.

 

[Rot]

I think @Rot made something similar

yeah but no one cared cause you had to print up everything yourself.

 

[SoySpotter]

yeah but no one cared cause you had to print up everything yourself.

maybe i'll make a digital version but that seems really annoying to do

 

[_account]

What if all shloggas went and got jobs?