What if Chris Chan was a 'teen?

[Soyteen Liker]

What if not only he found out about the soysphere but got autistically obsessed with it?

 

[Itransheartblox]

It would be a lower quality version of the soytan rape comic but instead of rapeson it's jartycuck

nah
Soytan is replaced by a jartycuck that is about to get raped by rapeson

 

[PETRIXXX V2]

We would eventually add /cwc/, which he would think is a fan board. It ends up just being a containment board full of people calling him a retard.
This would cause weekly vocaroo meltdowns.

reddit farms would clitty leak because trolling is a hecking unwholesome

 

[bowl]

he would add soyjaks into sonichu

 

[MoonMetropolis]

he would add soyjaks into sonichu

@8doe, make us Soynichu please.

 

[8doe]

@8doe, make us Soynichu please.

SWSfarms SQQN...

 

[Sneedson]

Chris Chan is in a seemingly happy and comfortable relationship with a white Finnish woman and continues making content on things he likes and enjoys i.e. sonic and shitty child like artwork.

Meanwhile Josh Moon is a 30+ years old, no wife, no friends, permanently unemployable and manages autistic men on a lolcow forum.

Who really VVQN?

 

[kars cosplay guy]

sonichujak

 

[Terrorbyte]

This does not even deserve a shlog post introduction, because this is dead serious. I WANT EVERY SCREENSHOT OF ME SAYING THE N WORD ON THE SHLOG OFF OF THE INTERNET!!!!! I'll send in the mods, I'll send in the feds, I'll do anything in my power!!!!

>MY MOTHER AND MY FATHER ARE ANGRY AT ME

 

[MoonMetropolis]

What if Chris-chan had a Sprunki-ified BBC?